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how about Infinite Breast

>> No.18878033

What about Brief Interviews with Hideous Breasts

>> No.18878152

>>18878015
shut up, 4chan adam

>> No.18878610

What about the death of George Michael, but hes straight

>> No.18878664

how about the Tittiad

>> No.18878678

>>18878015
More like Gayvid Foster Walrus.

>> No.18878681

>>18878678
lol

>> No.18878711

>>18878015
Uh, you’re Chinese and gay

>> No.18878716

The Tale of Gayji

>> No.18878723

Charles Dickinsamansass

>> No.18878731

>>18878678
Stav: Isn't that the book about tennis and getting high and shit?
Nick: Yeah, but it's actually about over articulating your sense of loneliness within modernity.
Adam: I really liked the footnotes
Nick: They are endnotes you fucking idiot. Hang yourself like the author did. Shut the fuck up adam.
Stav: *laughs for three minutes straight*

>> No.18878733

Do androids dream of electric cheeks, and it's about a gay robot

>> No.18878769

Murray buttchin and the ecology of my ass

>> No.18878830

how about moby dick
but its about my dick

>> No.18878866

>>18878830
hehehehh yeah and captain ahab is gay heeeheheheheheh
and he's got a small dick heheheheheheh

>> No.18878868

dude what if it was War and Piece of ass

>> No.18880149

what about "The Kingdom of God is Within My Ass" by Leo Tolstoy....but he's gay and chinese.

>> No.18880173

How about instead of the bell jar its the smell jar and its full of pussy fumes and shit

>> No.18880200

>>18878015
Is Cum Town still good?

>> No.18880202

how about audience pussy

>> No.18880206

>>18878015
Death in Venice but it's about a place place in Venice where jewish pedophiles fuck kids to death

>> No.18880226

how about instead of the brothers karamazov it's da brothas karamazov and it's just a bunch of black guys

>> No.18880565
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>>18878678
>ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

>> No.18880576

>>18880200
no

>> No.18880604
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18880604

how bout instead of The Pale King its The Pale dicKing and its about a guy who has a really pale dick who goes around having sex

>> No.18880706

Dictionary but it's a scrap book of all the penises Adam's sucked

>> No.18880823

>>18880565
i hate this fat ugly unfunny retard so much

>> No.18881633

>>18878731
nics

>> No.18882327

>>18878015
how about infinite west and it's about kanye hosting endless listening parties for his album

>> No.18882467

>>18878866
captain gayhab

>> No.18882477

>>18878015
How about I fucked your mom

>> No.18882500

>>18878015
>How about Thus Spake Zarathustra but it's called Thus Spake Zaragookstra and it's exactly the same book but he has a heavy chinese accent

>> No.18883165

hell yea dude

>> No.18883170

>>18880823
Salute

>> No.18883190

>>18882500
actually pretty funny

>> No.18883621

im gay writer jorge luis borges

>> No.18884750

The Gay Science

>> No.18884846

>>18884750
*loud stav cackle*
stav: damn dude
adam: *inaudible mutter*

>> No.18885037

>>18880200
It never was

>> No.18885194

>>18880200
Maybe the Patreon shows are good idk. The free ones are garbage and they don't try any more. Also you can tell Nick only surrounds himself with betas that don't challenge him, which sucks because I really think getting his ass kicked would help his character.