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>*makes everything a muscle that can grow except your dick because fuck you*
any theological explanations to this?

>> No.18860438

>>18860430
OP. If humans could increase our dick size and stamina by masturbation, would we have ever gotten past the Stone Age?

>> No.18860447

>>18860430
Just use a bathmate bro

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>>18860430
you have clearly never exercised your dick
no masturbating does not count

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>>18860438
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.18860560

Use horse hormones and eat grass.

>> No.18860570

>>18860430
Anon, why do you pretend to be a religious person while complaining that your penis is too small to commit adultery?

>> No.18860577

>>18860430
Wrong board.
And why would he? A smaller penis is more virtuous, demonstrating restraint, honor and piety.
The larger phallus are brutish and subhuman, something belonging to a beast who is unable to control its lust, pitiful really.

>> No.18860586

>oh yeah btw for the first covenant you need to cut off the skin on your penis
Imagine trolling your own people

>> No.18860765

>>18860577
I have an 8 inch dick and seeing women’s eyes get huge when they see it for the first time is enough to fuel me with enough confidence for a lifetime

>> No.18860772

>>18860765
Sorry about your small dick anon

>> No.18860784

>>18860577
lmao brooo

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>>18860586
it's more about the dick sucking ritual. You can get high off of the blood/adrenaline mixture, and they mistake this for enlightenment.

>> No.18861120

>>18860858
What the fuck

>> No.18861136

>>18860577
Another prim bottom?

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>> No.18861254

>>18861237
>cut off dick
>become Napoleon overnight

>> No.18861260

>>18861237
>no dick
>instant demi-god
Wait, so MTF post-op trannies are the Olympians of today? Pretty based.

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>>18861260
Yeah that’s why they start getting gold medals in sports

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>>18860577
>The larger phallus are brutish and subhuman, something belonging to a beast who is unable to control its lust, pitiful really.

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>>18860858
>when you already nut but the mohel keep suckin

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>>18860430

>> No.18862246

>>18862200
LMAO

>> No.18862277

the jewish sense of humor is so tasteless >>18862200

>> No.18862449

>>18860430
>Makes me a sub 6-foot manlet
Uhhhh Christbros

>> No.18862479

kino thread
>>18862200
lost

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>>18860430
>any desert nomad myth to explain this?
Talk about off topic

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>>18860430
Why do men care about their dick size? Unless it's a micropenis they care because it gives them approval from women. See >>18860765
This didn't matter for most of history, where men simply raped, using their big muscles, and women didn't have a say. This is why muscles can grow: because that's what matters.
t. 90% dick in both circumference and length at 6'3" height but also skinnyfat with crippling social phobias

>> No.18862899

>>18860430
He likes to laugh at us before sending us to burn for eternity

>> No.18862913

>>18860577
eloquent baiting

>> No.18862917

>>18860765
>caring about what women like
that's actually insecurity

>> No.18862977

>>18860586
I get why circumcision became a thing in the past because men probably developed some gross penile health issues because they didn't wash properly but now it's completely pointless

>> No.18863016

>>18862977
Pretty sure the ancient Jews didn't actually cut off the whole foreskin.

>> No.18863019

>>18860430
can't you just walk around naked? eventually gravity will pull your cock and balls and stretch it. isnt that why native's and african tribes have giant cocks

>> No.18863021

>>18860430
>OP doesn't know of Jelqinf or Bathmate
ngmi!