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>I drink orange juice
>I drink apple juice
Which one of these two is objectively better writing?

>> No.18859426

you drink monke juice.

>> No.18859429
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Water

>> No.18859430

>>18859424
Apple juice

>> No.18859438

Apple cuz nothing rhymes with orange morange

>> No.18859478

>>18859424
Mix them 50/50

>> No.18859525

>>18859424
As far as form, I say, they are indifferent. But with regard to content the former is the better one.

>> No.18860234

Cat juice, I drink. Water drinks me. Monke good, guns bad. Gun Good, monke bad. Drink monke, Monke drink I. Enjoy.

>> No.18860248

Depends on the character but generally apple juice.

>> No.18860258

Apple juice, because it starts with the first letter of the alphabet,

>> No.18860271

Orange juice, because it starts with the roundest letter of the alphabet,

>> No.18860273

>>18860271
>it's better because it's round
Yankee hands typed this post.

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>>18859424
Not even vegan, but DAMN! Oat Milk be hitting my prostate

>> No.18860286

>>18859424
Apple juice, when you vocalise it the 'ahh' sound in 'apple' contrasts nicely with the 'ooh' in 'juice'

>> No.18860305

>>18859424
Neither, because you have failed to describe to me the pineapple juice.

>> No.18860335

>>18859424
Orange.
Since it's only one syllable it makes the sentence punchier.

>> No.18860462

>>18859429
based

>> No.18860495

>>18860335
you either have a speech impediment (an american accent counts) or are legitimately retarded (being american counts)