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[Anonymous No.18853427]

What books will help me cope with balding?

[Anonymous No.18853434]

The stoics

[Anonymous No.18853441]

>>18853427
How can man with all the right attributes still look ugly?

[Anonymous No.18853449]

>>18853427
Books to help me cope with moobs?

[Anonymous No.18853450]

>>18853427
hairloss is directly related to testosterone. early or excessive hairloss means your hightest.

[Anonymous No.18853460]

>>18853427
>>18853449
>tfw balding AND moobs
Brb kms

[Anonymous No.18853472]

Hair transplants are cheap and well done in Instabul. $5k to get a full of healthy hair. Otherwise Marcus Aurelius so you can learn to cope like a good little faggot

[Anonymous No.18853504]

>>18853427
If you are older than 30 and have the money then make a hair transplant but don't bother with the Turks, just look for the best clinics in the first world. I don't know if they are more expensive but just don't cheap out on your health and looks.
If you are younger than 30 and don't mind waiting, look into hair cloning. The process is in early stages and it might become available in 10-15 years. The keyword is "might" because it might not happen at all in which case settle for hair transplant.

[Sunny No.18853534]

>>18853449
>>18853460
Get off the finasteride

[Sunny No.18853540]

>>18853427

[Anonymous No.18853545]

go for the 'obsessive genius with a god complex' look dude

[Anonymous No.18853551]

>>18853534
My theory is I drank too much from plastic containers
Did you know, some plastics are very similar, chemically, to estrogen? This is why the frogs turn "gay" in some places: frogs change sex based on hormones or something idk, but when plastic pollutants get into the water, it's like they're swimming in estrogen so they change sex.
Anyway, how unattractive are moobs to women? I feel like I'll die alone but I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.18853556]

>>18853427
Met a balding guy at my new workplace
>shaves it off unironically
>decided to try and wax it off one day
>complete blunder, ends up with wax stuck all over his head and spends all day trying to get it out
>then he decides his next logical course of action is to individually start plucking every single hair out of his head
>at this point I begin to realize he might have OCD, decide to let him figure out on his own that there are 100,000 hairs on a human’s head
>for a whole entire month, he does nothing but go home after work and pluck hairs out of his head
>wears a bandana (as a white boy) outside 24/7 to cover up his head, which now has half an inch of hair on the back side and nothing on the front
>dude turned himself from a Norwood Three into a Norwood Six
>asks me (who he barely knows) to come over after work and pluck his head
>”no!”
>eventually realizes that not only is he making zero process picking out these hairs in the back, but by now several weeks have passed and hairs are already growing back in the front of his head
>at this rate, the rest of his life will be spent constantly picking the hairs out of his head while chasing absolute smoothness
>surrenders and shaves it off
>still looks retarded because the plucked hairs are noticeably contrasting with the shaved hairs
Last I heard he’s now doing laser hair removal. I wouldn’t wish balding (and the mental illness that accompanies it) on my worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.18853576]

>>18853449
>Books to help me cope with moobs?
Basic dumbbells pec exercice + cutting minimal weight

[Anonymous No.18853586]

>>18853556
HAHAHAHAHA
what balding does to a mf
In all seriousness though that's very sad, you should recommend a hair system or hair transplant to him.m 44pp

[Anonymous No.18853588]

>>18853556
Mental illness accompanies all ugly bodily features
I had to turn down a few girls because I was afraid if we would date they would see my moobs and A) lose attraction and B) point and laugh. Also I probably have some sort of OCD, but in the form of an excoriation disorder.

[Anonymous No.18853610]

>>18853556
What the fuck? It can’t be that hard to just maintain a shaved head, right? Isn’t that what tons of people do?

[Anonymous No.18853611]

>>18853576
Tits are breast tissue. It's not same as body fat and it's between the muscle and the skin. Exercising and dieting wont solve the issue

[Anonymous No.18853624]

>>18853611
>Exercising and dieting wont solve the issue
It does for most yes. Nice cope though.

[Anonymous No.18853638]

>>18853624
Idk if it will solve it to some degree, but I know it won't entirely. You need surgery to remove some of the tissue

[Anonymous No.18853661]

>>18853624
It doesn't though. You can only get rid of the fat tissue which is not the same as breast tissue.

[Anonymous No.18853679]

>>18853460
>tfw balding, moobs and pelvic tilt

I'm a literal subhuman, a despicable troglodyte

[Anonymous No.18854293]

>>18853679
Just be yourself

[Anonymous No.18854736]

>>18853427
Reve, The Evenings

[Anonymous No.18854881]

>>18853427
This is the ebook.

[Anonymous No.18855119]

>>18853450
baldlet cope

[Anonymous No.18855124]

>>18853427
Get plugs.

[Anonymous No.18855131]

Just use minoxidil and dermaroller. No pill needed.

[Anonymous No.18855147]

>>18853638
>>18853661
are you completely sure, as in you got the opinion of a medical professional, that it's gyno and not just bodyfat? Because if not you are just a coping lazy fatass and your tits will grow back after removing them because you refuse to exercise and eat healthy.

[Anonymous No.18855421]

>>18853556
that shit made me laugh pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18855538]

>>18853427
anything by dean koontz

[Anonymous No.18855641]

>>18853449
That’s not even gyno. It’s just bodyfat. Try lifting and not being a fat fuck.

t. /fit/

[Anonymous No.18855672]

>>18853449
If this is how your body looks you have nothing to cope about.

[Anonymous No.18855704]

>>18853556
Fucking Lol

You can't make this up... God bless his soul

[Anonymous No.18855727]

>>18853427
fuck a book, take dutasteride
>>18853450
dht is the androgen primarily responsible for MPB, not test. in fact, blocking dht conversion using hairloss drugs actually increases test somewhat, which is a nice bonus since T is FAR more anabolic than dht. should also be pointed out that all men have different androgen sensitivity, meaning you can experience MPB even with low androgen levels if you're predisposed
>>18853534
fin doesn't cause gyno

[Anonymous No.18855801]

>>18853472
>let some shitskin graft ass-hair onto your wrinkly head
>no no no YOU'RE coping!

[Anonymous No.18855861]

>>18855641
It is gyno. I know how to check. I have the whole solid mass under the nipples thing
>>18855672
It's a lot worse in person
I refuse to even speak to women out of embarrassment from it

[Anonymous No.18856056]

>>18855727
>take dutasteride
That can actually have some nasty side effects, it's better to stick with regular finasteride. Finasteride+Minoxidil+Microneedling will manage to save your hair in all but the most extreme cases.

[Anonymous No.18856073]

>>18853556
why can't he just get this done at a barbershop

[Anonymous No.18856125]

finasteride is your friend

[Anonymous No.18856158]

Just get married to someone that loves you and you wont care about trying to impress anyone else

[Anonymous No.18856295]

>>18856158
No one loves imperfect people

[Anonymous No.18856320]

>>18856056
i've been on it like a year now and had no issues

[Anonymous No.18856371]

>>18853427
From CHAD to KEK

[Anonymous No.18856400]

>>18856158
Then you have to marry some cucked religious person. Nah. I will live out the materialist hell with no cope. I will simply become rich.

[Anonymous No.18856594]

>>18855801
Cringe retard

[Anonymous No.18856599]

>>18853504
The Turks are unironically the best. "Western doctors" are "smart" and give you a few whiskers so they can do less work+act like they are taking the correct approach. It's a fucking scam. Every ht I've seen that actually gave a full head of hair that lasted has come from turkey, eastern europe, or south Korea.

[Anonymous No.18857018]

>>18855538
Who

[Anonymous No.18857491]

>>18853556
Lmao this is some of the funniest shit ive ever read

[Anonymous No.18857721]

>>18853427
Balding is like acne. It's a consequence of poor nutrition. Look up Aajonus Vonderplanitz and the YT channel sv3rige. Cut out all grains from your diet and go with the Primal Diet. It will stop. You can then use whatever massage techniques to get the hair to thicken again.

This is the answer to your problem. The coping is over.

[Anonymous No.18857734]

Shaved head is a fine look.

[Anonymous No.18857816]

>>18853556
he could have learned how to wax and saved himself all those hours