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[Anonymous No.1885127]

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HEY FAGGOTS, MY NAME IS CORMAC.
And I detest every single one of you. All of you are fat, normal fagging, grammar nazis who spend every second of their day blotting your text up with gay little marks.
You are everything wrong with this world.
Honestly, have any of you ever gotten published? I mean, I guess you think it amusing making fun of people because of your tripe prose, but you all take it to another level. This is even worse than jerking off to "shoplifting at some hipster store cause I'm a yellow nignog".
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I wrote Blood Meridian and The Border Trilogy. What have you written? Other than shit posts on an anonymous image board catered to weeaboos? I also won the Pulitzer Prize and have been interviewed by Oprah.

Shit made me so much cash.

You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thank you for listening.
Picture Related: It’s Oprah and I.

[Anonymous No.1885132]

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, MAKE IT AN ACTUAL GOOD AUTHOR, NOT A HACK JOB LIKE MCCARTHY.

THANKS.

[Anonymous No.1885197]

>>1885132
>Wrote Blood Meridian
>Hack job

The rest of his output could be the Twilight series, and the man would still be a god.

[Anonymous No.1885215]

>>1885197
This is what suburban teenagers actually think.

[Anonymous No.1885240]

>>1885215

[Anonymous No.1885242]

>>1885240
OR FACT?

[Anonymous No.1885252]

[Anonymous No.1885295]

i lol'd

Very good op

[Anonymous No.1885825]

remember when franzen got cute with oprah and she friendzoned him