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Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:09:10 2021 No.18847297 [Reply] [Original]

My dog won’t let me read he keeps making me pet him. Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:10:08 2021 No.18847302 >>18847297 Kick the cur in the belly

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:10:09 2021 No.18847303 >>18847297 Audiobook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:24:14 2021 No.18847378 >>18847297 End its existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:26:31 2021 No.18847393 >>18847297 Multitask: Pet and read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:26:56 2021 No.18847397 >>18847297 Pet the doggie you fucking monster. Reading is a surrogate activity, engagement with others is not

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:28:00 2021 No.18847405 >>18847297 pet your dog with one hand, and in the other hold the book. he actually wants you to read aloud to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:29:03 2021 No.18847408 Why read mindless trappings when you can pet mindless trappings?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 14 14:29:47 2021 No.18847414 >>18847297 give your dog sentience and have it read with you.