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Any books for arthoes? I need a present.

>> No.18837111

>>18837101
My GF carries around a copy of The Secret History everywhere. She wrote her graduate thesis on The Picture of Dorian Gray, so I'd recommend these two books.

>> No.18837115

>>18837101
Kys simp

She'll take the book and then fuck illiterate chad instead of reading it

>> No.18837311

>>18837101
My Year of Rest and Relaxation is really popular among that crowd. It’s basically the female equivalent of American Psycho, down to the elaborate descriptions of outfits and tangents about pop culture saying something quasi-deep.

>> No.18837320

>>18837101
Some tarot or astrology bullshit, probably.

Or better yet, get her Meditations on the Tarot under the pretense it's some New Age shit, then have her read it and turn her into your tradcath waifu.

>> No.18837324

>>18837101
Pasolini's or Brecht's poetry.

>> No.18837326

Diplomacy by Kissinger

>> No.18837327

>>18837101
>dyed hair
>choker
>tattoo
>excessive cleavage
Walking STD farm.

>> No.18837333

>>18837324
This, also Pessoa, Borges and Calvino.

>> No.18837348
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Give her some gay shit like De Occulta Philosophia Libri Tres or the Phebomenology of Spirit for her to decorate her house/room. If you want her to read something give her some Harry Potter tier shit (make sure it's not popular though because she probably has read it already).

>> No.18837355

>>18837333
there we go. somebody oughta make a chart.

>> No.18837366

>>18837333
>>18837355
>>18837324
>the /lit/ arthoe chart
Definitely don’t forget to include Milan Kundera, Gore Vidal, and Susan Sontag. Maybe some Artaud and Rimbaud as well.

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the master and margarita
pale fire
plath and woolf obviously

>> No.18837379

>>18837324
>>18837333
>>18837366
jesus christ i know this girl

>> No.18837387

>>18837379
Do your know her cat?
Her bangs?
Her plants?
Her cannabis, adderall and xanax habits?

>> No.18837392

>>18837101
Do arthoes like Mishima? What about Nietzsche?

>> No.18837398

>>18837392
They love them. They also love Spengler, Celine and Heidegger.

>> No.18837401

>>18837392
no. you should never give an arthoe a book you've read.
just be like "idk I saw the cover and thought you might like it," like you don't even give a shit.

>> No.18837405

>>18837101
Fuck that

Books ABOUT arthoes?

>> No.18837410

>>18837387
ok make the fucking chart
also
>implying theyve actually read anything

>> No.18837417

>>18837324
>>18837333
>>18837366
>>18837392
>>18837398
>>18837377
you guys are delusional, your picks are already entry level female 'serious' reader territory
if you really want to know what real art hoes read, just search '#booktok' on TikTok
I'll promise you it's much closer to what
>>18837348 said

>> No.18837423

>>18837417
damn you must not meet many art hoes

>> No.18837424

>>18837101
She won't read more than a few pages of whatever you give her, if that. But if you still want to give her a book, then find something trendy, but not so trendy that it's lame. Give her something she can put with pride in a shelve, so whenever someone visits her they can see she's a real intellectual. Something by de Beauvoir, Anne Carson, Plath, Woolf, Anais Nin, etc.

>> No.18837442

>>18837423
my whole fucking university is full of them, even the ones that study literature think Oscar Wilde is the most obscure shit
sorry to bust your bubble, but r
REAL art hoes are on their phone / social media 90% of the time and try to fit into the a e s t h e t i c with everything they do in their life (including reading)

>> No.18837465

>>18837442
art hoes go to art school, at most they go to liberal arts schools

>> No.18837509

>>18837465
>implying art hoes really care about art

>> No.18837547

>>18837442
>Oscar Wilde is obscure
What kind of shit school is that?

>> No.18837562

>>18837101
Crush
Autobiography of Red
A book on Frida Kahlo or Yayoi Kusama

>> No.18837590

>>18837547
German university

>> No.18837729

>>18837311
Seconding this. Women love this book (and it's quite good in general)

>> No.18837763

>>18837423
Art hoes are by definition dumb superficial bitches. Their interactions with art serve only to validate their world view or as an accessory for their social media pages

>> No.18837782

>>18837324
This
>>18837333
Pessoa is the best bet of these.
>>18837101
Rilke. Rilke makes arthoes so wet they'll abandon Nietzsche.

>> No.18837827
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I want an art hoe gf but they are hard to find.

And we all know they also like “extravagant” boyfriends to fit their fashion. And by this I mean illiterate emo boyfriend.

>> No.18837887

>>18837827
>but they are hard to find
try bumble. tinder is for sluts, bumble is art hoes and rich girls.

>> No.18837956

>>18837101
What a stupid looking narcissistic female bitch. That face needs a flying boot to the face then out in a Muslim new keeper outfit. What a whitish piece of trash. Modern females are as bad as niggers and Jews.

>> No.18837962

>>18837956
>That face needs a flying boot to the face then PUT in a Muslim BEE keeper outfit. What a WHORISH piece of trash.

>> No.18837993

>>18837827
You want an art hoe gf until you get one and realize how horrible they are lol

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How can these people be so wrong?
>>18837348 Agrippa is dusty old shit and the book isn't aesthetic, just big. PoS is a literal who. >>18837324 Pasolini or Brecht? lol. >>18837333 Pessoa? lol. Borges and Calvino maybe but good luck being that one guy she thinks back on and cringes. You don't get her shit and you forget it's her birthday. Show up late with some wine. Proceed to fuck.

Or, you know, get her an art book.

>> No.18838033

>>18837956
Yeah stupid vapid bitch. Dumb slut. God I would do anything to fuck her.

>> No.18838119

>>18837101
>>18837993
This
They all have mental illnesses and daddy issues

>> No.18838134

>>18837333
>Pessoa
any oldfags remember that Pessoafag who would bait people under a different persona with very elaborate lies ever day to reach +100 (you)s?

>> No.18838222

>>18837101
industrial society and its future

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>>18838119
So be their daddy psychologist, no?

>> No.18838290

>>18837101
How do you not look at an arthoe and think of words like sickness and disease. Your best present to her would be to stay the fuck away.

>> No.18838302

>>18837827
Literally why?
Get a girl that doesnt read and will do her chores.
Next youll tell me you want a girl who will hang with the fellows, drink and share the same interests as you.

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>>18838290
If you’ve got a cold or something, you should stay home and get well. Very thoughtful.

>> No.18838328

franny and zooey by salinger
theyve all read catcher in the rye but absolutely nothing else salinger wrote so theyre open to it, and its an okay book

>> No.18838431

>>18837101
Infinite jest or gravity's rainbow

>> No.18838454

Non-American here.
What is an arthoe? Google is being very vague, is it one of those zoomer tiktoks things?
And I think that Plato's dialogues should suffice well as a present, especially Symposium or his Apology.

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>>18837101
I feel like if you are posting here the likelyhood of you being attractive to arthoes is pretty high, unironically
I fucked every arthoe in my area already, now considering going to uni in Berlin or some other big city in my country (Hamburg?) just to have a steady supply of them
Fuck I love them

>> No.18838572

>>18838454
Whores who shallowly identify with intellectual/art culture and may force themselves to read a book occasionally if Twitter tells them to

>> No.18838577

>>18838302
Why is it so much to ask for that? There's got to at least some bitches into Taoism and esoteric shit.

>> No.18838942
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>>18838577
I 'met' one via the web a few years ago although we live on different continents. Genuinely one of the most interesting people I know. Bit of a nutter but she's my kind of nutter. Live in hope, fren.

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>>18837101
Mein Kampf is probably a good choice.

>> No.18838996

>>18837101
>Any books for arthoes? I need a present.
It's your future you should be worried about.

>> No.18839007

Made for BBC

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>>18838259

>> No.18839114

>>18837827
>And we all know they also like “extravagant” boyfriends to fit their fashion.

The fuck are you talking about? Women's tastes in men is practically homogenous, you're probably just projecting the variety in what men like in women on women when they don't work that way.

>> No.18839120

>>18839114
What type of men do all women uniformly like the most then, anon? Would they happen to look like you?

>> No.18839140

>>18839120
>What type of men do all women uniformly like the most then, anon?

I don't know, Brad Pitt from Troy? I'm not a woman, I just know that women don't have anywhere near the sort of variety in what they like in the other sex that men do.

>> No.18839183

>>18839114
>>18839120
>Women's tastes in men is practically homogenous, you're probably just projecting the variety in what men like in women on women when they don't work that way.

Interesting. Might be true. I wonder if anyone has investigated it seriously? You could look at preferences on dating apps, or conduct a large-scale survey, I suppose.

I suspect most men share the same idealized woman concept, and most women the same idealized man. But male preference is distributed much more broadly around that ideal. i.e. Most men would agree what a 10/10 bride is, but a woman could be a long, long way from that and still be counted a 9. Whereas for women, a man can't stray very far at all before he drops down to an 8,7,6.

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>>18839183
The point of "they probably like [this type] of guy" isn't to say that women like fat guys, skinny guys, short guys, guys with boogers dripping out of their nose. It was to say that certain girls like art hoes, alt girls, hippies, goths, valley girls, bimbos, and every other "type" of girl also likes a "type" of guy.

Sure, all women generally like fit men, tall men, men with strong features, men who are interesting, successful men, rich men. But that anon was just pointing out that certain women like certain men. It's absolutely not true that these women all like the same type of men. They like men who are somewhat similar to them and interested in what they're interested in. You don't see hippie Burning Man stoner sluts hanging out with Wall Street stock market business executive guys... not unless she's fucking him for money. You also don't see goth girls with loud and boisterous dude-bro college frat boys. You don't see Onlyfans e-girl sluts with Christian choir boys. Blah blah blah. That's just a fact.

Now, sometimes certain types of women might fetishize certain types of guys. Like maybe there's a super liberal progressive SJW bitch out there that has a secret obsession with really bigoted and sexist conservative men. But it's a very rare thing that you see these two types of people together.

All of this is speaking purely on a romantic or friendship level. When it comes to hooking up, both males and females probably don't give a damn about what kind of "aesthetic" you're trying to exude or what your personal beliefs are. They just want to fuck someone who is typically handsome.

>> No.18839507

>>18837101
Just give her the dick

>> No.18839547

>>18839114
>The fuck are you talking about? Women's tastes in men is practically homogenous
No

>> No.18839556

>>18838563
>I feel like if you are posting here the likelyhood of you being attractive to arthoes is pretty high, unironically

Delulu

>> No.18839575

>>18839311
Boned

>> No.18839577

>>18837111
My gf also loved the secret history. Also know three other girls who sperg about it

>> No.18839589

>>18839547
Show tits

>> No.18839599

>>18839311
These types of girls are just so sad, i feel bad for them.
>i cut my tongue in half. thats it. thats my personality

>> No.18839620

>>18837101
get her the kybalion and slowly introduce more and more complex esoteric books and turn your arthoe gf to a high ceremonial magick gf, then have tantric sex and raise the second coming of christ

>> No.18840724

The Doors of Perception

Worked for me

>> No.18840882

>>18839311
Holy shit this has to be one of jacobs old friends hahahahh that “catgirl” by the way is opposite of slut, shes only been with 2 guys in 32 years, Jak one of them hahahaa you people must really hate him

>> No.18840915

>>18840882
A girl he use to hang with sent out a bunch of stuff he use to write, if you are one of his old friends holy shit you are a pussy ass bitch seriously hahaaaha

>> No.18840927

>>18838563
what are german arthoes like? I don't think I've ever seen any.

>> No.18840952

Hes probably in comics or toys, if he posts he usually posts a picture to. We use to work together my names Josh or he’ll know black Josh. Rachel and sof still on here, haven’t talked to the other Josh in years. Operation raccoon city lets goo

>> No.18841010

>>18840927
exactly as the arthoes in any other country, since their whole existence is copied off the internet and they aren't capable of having one single original thought themselve

go to any bigger city, search for the neighborhood with the most vintage stores and you'll see them at every street corner

>> No.18841277

>>18841010
Is an arthoe a style/fashion of woman, or a personality? I'm confused with this internet lingo. The eceleb from OP is literally an ex-model or some shit, and probably never read anything after high school (or else she'd advertise it like crazy on her social media).

>> No.18841300

>>18841277
>woman
>personality

>> No.18841367

>>18841300
Women's personalities are their style and fashion choices. They are taught to inextricably connect the two from infancy.

>> No.18841374

>>18841367
Yes

>> No.18841430
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God, I wish she were my GF. We would have sex, listen to music in my room, smoke out together, cuddle and I could play my guitar for her. It would be nice and lovely.

I wish I looked like her too...

>> No.18841437

>>18841430
i can sense the crazy through this .gif

>> No.18841467

>>18841430
go back to >>>/lgbt/ autogynephile

>> No.18841477

>>18841437
I watched her stream (because she's very attractive and I am weak), and holy shit she has to be the most boring person on the platform. Most others are at least mentally ill in some outwardly obvious way on that website, but she's just boring.

>> No.18841485

>>18841430
Did all of that with my big booba teen gf
>smoke weed
>watch movie
>cuddle
>fuck
>listen to indie rock
>cuddle
>play guitar for her
>teach her to play drums
>walk her home
Did this for 3 years. Turned out she was fucking half a dozen other guys too.

>> No.18841493

>>18841477
she is the "im boreddddd. entertain me." variant of egirl who cycles through orbiters

just a total fucking null personality and interest wise, not even a bubbly airhead who likes to "have fun," not even a real depressive case who has some picturesque pathologies to go with it. destined to live online and be a mope until she's too old to get free attention. not sure what happens to them after that.

>> No.18841520

>>18841493
phase into turbowineaunt. a difficult transformation, one that not everybody survives.

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>>18841485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2FTI0VoPn0
>>18841467
No, I will not go away.
>>18841437
It's really hot, dunny why but problems seem really hot to me. Maybe it's because I had a secure life?

>> No.18841955

>>18837590

kek. my ex went to a german university and most of the poor fuckers there wanted to get PhDs in the UK/US without being able to speak English. German universities are pretty much shit

>> No.18842366

>>18837101
from personal experience:
thus spoke zarathustra
100 years of solitude
in general arthoes have good taste

>>18838134
following the proud shitposting tradition of pessoa himself

>> No.18842668

>>18841485
Are you me? Had the exact same experience except instead of her ruining it I did, I fell for some arthoe home-wrecker and ended up with single and without any pussy a few months later.

>> No.18842689

>>18842668
Many such cases

>> No.18842692

>>18837355
>>18837366
checked
someone should make that chart

>> No.18842711

>>18842668
>>18842689
These arthoe types are irredeemable sluts, even more narcississtic and shameless than the average woman. Have fun with them if you can handle it but never get attached. Had to learn the hard way myself.

>> No.18842732

>>18841430
She's not even inhaling, what the fuck kinda poser is she.

>> No.18842841

>>18837101
deleuze shit

>> No.18842850

>>18838431
how to say you are a virgin without saying a single word

>> No.18842979
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>>18841277
arthoe is an aesthetic, born on the internet circa mid 2010's and could be seen as a continuation of the female indie hipster aesthetic of the late 2000's to early 2010's

it initially was a term used by a specific kind of group, girls that led a lifestyle that focused on art (mostly painting, but later also music, cinema & writing)

nowadays it's a broad term, that's also used by some to describe newer aesthetics, like Dark Academia or E-Girls
(both of which, unlike the Arthoe aesthetic, can also be used to describe males; in the latter case the E-Boy), which could be seen as offsprings / continuations of the Arthoe aesthetic

This however also makes it hard to find a definite definition for the Arthoe aesthetic. It is basically like porn: you know it, when you see it

One of the main complaints about the Arthoe aesthetic, is what some perceive to be the promotion of a hive mind, which could neutralize individual thinking
others complain about the, what they call, entry level knowledge arthoes have about their art form of choice (for example Van Gough being a frequently named favorite, who is also probably one of the most well known painters of all time and thus an artist also probably known to a lot of people without further knowledge about art), sometimes paired with an elitist attitude and missing self awareness
since the aesthetic also, in most cases, takes over the whole lifestyle of the person and is extremely internet focused, a lot of people question the authenticity and the grade of real artistic interest of the Arthoes, especially since nowadays, parts of the aesthetic became integrated into the mainstream culture (especially fashion wise)

hope this helps to clear things up!

>> No.18842989

>>18842979
Wholesome and goldpilled

>> No.18843539

>>18837327
That's the best part.

>> No.18843674

A coffee table book with plenty of illustrations.

>> No.18843767
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18843767

when i was younger i wanted an art hoe and dated a few but i ended up with a thicc latina who just wants to be a mom. she raises our son, cleans the house and cooks most nights of the week

im happy

>> No.18843776

>>18837111
>The Secret History

I always think people mean the Procopius work but then i am disappoint

>> No.18843802

>>18843767
I know I'll end up with a Christian trad wife (because my family demands it), but for now alt girls and arthoes are my guilty pleasure

>> No.18843807

>>18837827
You really don't mate. Maybe good for a shag but that's it. I attract them and it's a curse, I just want a normal gf.

>> No.18843832

>>18843802
Make sure you don't have premarital sex, though. Fornication is a sin. I used to do it, but have had to stop

>> No.18843836

>>18843832
Do you think that those "trad girls" don't fuck around?

>> No.18844597

sex and character

>> No.18844601

Anything by Hegel.

>> No.18844908

>>18837887
>Try Bumble
I'm 5'7"

>> No.18845138

>>18844908
>I'm 5'7"
Try an uncontacted tribe of pygmies.

>> No.18845146

>>18837442
>go to art studies at highest university in the land
>study inception and tarantino in second year
>study watchmen and akira in third year
LMAOOO

>> No.18845197

>>18839311
oh no, imagine what a pain in the ass it must be to chew food with that tongue

>> No.18845202

>>18840915
>>18840882
>>18840952
take your meds

>> No.18845210

>>18845138
ultra kek
that's evil

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>>18838119
>>They all have mental illnesses and daddy issues
>implying that's a bad thing

>> No.18845327

>>18845138
Unironically his only option at this point. For manlets it never even began.

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>>18837101

>> No.18845964

>>18845146
based

>> No.18846146

Get her the books you want to read when you decide to stop paying rent and live off her.

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>>18842732
>She's not even inhaling
the state of women, man... so vapid, makes nofap easier though desu

>> No.18846624

>>18842979
Van Gogh is pretty based. I used to think he was shit back when I was young. Then I turned into a fucking mess during my 20s and had a "drinking alone while crying at home phase", I remember that the whole expressionist thing took a whole new dimension.

>> No.18846745

>>18846624
Yeah you're not supposed to like Gogh or Monet. Undergrads with expressionist prints in their dorm rooms are gauche and cringe.

So say all the soulless poseurs.

>> No.18846775

>>18846745
No, I love it now. But it took me getting somewhat into drinking and looking at those painting under the influence of spirits.

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>>18837101
>>18837827
>>18838303
>>18838563
>>18838965
>>18839311
>>18841430
>>18845751
BPD and Ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself
Bright dyed hair and obnoxious clothes
Thinks communism is the way to go
She's a whore, a hole, a dime-a-dozen Jezebel

Lower-age mind and SSRIs, a thousand yard stare for all those guys
That she fucked and sucked before you came along
Retarded views on politics, likes to listen to shitty music
She drinks and smokes and tokes out of a dirty bong

She saw Ramona Flowers
And felt so empowered
By a movie made in Hollywood
It's sad to think she's someone's daughter
Like a lamb to the slaughter
But honestly I'd still hit if I could

BPD and Ecstasy, 30 years old but acts like she's 16
Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool
Bright dyed hair but dead inside, Plan-B lifetime supply
She's a whore, a hole, gave head since middle school

Only pedophiles in denial think she's anything worth while
Her third-eye lifestyle will drive you wild
She's an alcoholic loser bitch that likes to listen to shitty music
She drinks and smokes and tokes and chokes on dicks

>> No.18846883

Books as a gift is a dumb idea

>> No.18846891

>>18846883
Yes, I think OP should get a gift card.

>> No.18847133

>>18837366
damn I actually likeVidals historical stuff. Does that make me an arthoe?

>> No.18847177

>>18839599
no different than a tattoo. they define themselves by getting shitty art on their body.

>> No.18847203

>>18837115
Best advice itt

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>>18837887
>bumble is art hoes and rich girls.
Maybe if you live in the big city. Elsewhere it's all single moms and fat chicks.

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>>18847230
Who did it better?

>> No.18848528

>>18837101
KEK is that the origin of femcel gloomer?

>> No.18848537

>>18847230
never reading that book.
stupid cunt libtard ex would never shut the fuck up about it
all it did was further my conviction that femoids cant think

>> No.18848700

>>18839311
I want that tongue to slither all over my cock.

>> No.18849426

Just make her read the bible.

>> No.18849545

>>18843767
based

thicc latinas are designed for holding hands, kissing, cuddling and raising children and cooking food for White Men

>> No.18849604

>>18837111
The shit from Donna Tartt?
She's pretentious garbage. High-brow for low-brow mongoloids that read whatever "the critics" jizz about.

>> No.18849610

I would suggest a copy of “Convenience Store Woman”

>> No.18850068
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>>18848528
>femcel gloomer
This one?

>> No.18850111

>>18839311
i made out with a girl with a split tongue. didnt like it

>> No.18850145

Richard Brautigan's Revenge of the Lawn. Sell it by reading her "I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone." Guaranteed.

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>>18837101
It's short

>> No.18850724

>>18850111
How was it on the dingus?

>> No.18850732

>>18850724
He doesn’t know. That’s why he didn’t like it.

>> No.18850843

>>18850732
No one asked you, cunt.

>> No.18851035

>>18850843
It was funny. Had to.

>> No.18851095

>>18837101
Where, in california, do you find these type of women

>> No.18851671
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>>18837115
Cheers. You know life

>> No.18851696

>>18837827
Why would you like some stupid pansexual, socialist idiot who would do nothing for you?
Arthoes are only good for sex. Do not even make friendships with them.

I have met dozens of them and they are all shit.

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>>18837101
You're a lucky boy anon, but instead of a book I would recommend a really nice leather bound notebook art hoes love that stuff.
>Pic related $40

>> No.18851722

I don't think anyone here has spoken to a girl in their life.
If anyone here genuinely think art hoes are reading Heidegger or Borges you're clearly a virgin.
Girls read whatever shit fiction is a bestseller atm, maybe some murakami. Girl I was on a date with yesterday was reading Hamnet

>> No.18851742

>>18842979
Based effortpost

>> No.18851754

>>18851707
>leather bound notebook
Make sure the leather is fake, being vegan is part of the art hoe persona

>> No.18851760

>>18851696
Clearly because he's a shut-in who still believes the meme that women are capable of having real interest in anything other than receiving attention.

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>>18851754
Didn't catch that anon good point. OP to tell if she's cares look at her shitty dr martins and see if which one from pic related they are and make your choice of vegan vs real. (the vegan ones are also really squeaky, smell weird and crease).

>> No.18851797

>>18851787
Also different tag.
>all art hoes wear docs.

>> No.18851845

i hate how fags and cunts have laid claim to docs. they used to mean u were a hard case skinhead

>> No.18851863

>>18851845
It's a good thing anon. They make shitty boots now. They don't last, but it's so hard finding a similar style of combat boot that's quality.

>> No.18851896

>>18851863
can you recommend one that is good for running on rough terrain?

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>>18851896
Unfortunately I can't kek. I'm honestly having the same problem finding a decent pair. I've heard Red Wing Iron rangers are pretty awesome.
>Well made, real Leather, durable, can have new soles put on by boot maker, water resistant.
but I've never owned a pair because they are pretty expensive, IRL they look pretty close to docs.
>Pic related

>> No.18851923

>>18851913
nice thanks
i think ill go hunting for old docs

>> No.18852158

>>18851095
Liberal arts colleges, and especially Caltech/Institute of Art.

>> No.18852289

>>18837327
I need me some of that STD

>> No.18852303

>>18837101
The bible

>> No.18852331

>>18837101
what started the arrthoe phenomena? its literally fucking everywhere.

>> No.18852338

>>18852331
it was that wojak meme
they saw femjak and all wanted to be like her

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>>18846848
Based

>> No.18852387

>>18838563
Don't think arthoes are into the finer points of Aristotle, Plotinus, etc. desu

>> No.18852440

>>18852387
Arthoes are into social media likes, cocaine and Chad cock

They only use books as Instagram props

>> No.18852489

>>18843767
I have a thic Latina gf and she likes the art hoe aesthetic but at the same time she very much wants a traditional family and wants to rear a bunch of children. It’s like no matter what Latinas are biologically inclined to this.

>> No.18852606

>>18837333
H-hold up that's my taste, next you'll tell me arthoes like Chaucer and Donne haha...

>> No.18852651

>>18845213
based

>> No.18852719

>>18848537
I did read "Ainsi soit-elle" at 19yo and it was pure cancer.
Good thing she's your ex cause I bet she was a crazy B driving you insane.

>> No.18852734

>>18852719
you would be right about that assumption
these days apprently she reads houllebecq but convinces herself its closet anti-male
pure delusion

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What fetishes do girls like this have?

>> No.18853775

>>18846848
guilty as charged.

>> No.18853789

>>18853769
colostomy bag

>> No.18853790

Lolita unironically

>> No.18853833
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>>18853769
I’ll bet she’s into body oder

>> No.18853843

>>18853833
Have you ever made sweet lesbian love to a qt arthoe, Ms. Butterdyke?

>> No.18853850

>>18852606
It means you have the same taste as a midwit woman, you fucking faggot.

>> No.18853967
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18853967

'Fast Feminism' by Shannon Bell. Includes instructions on female ejaculation.

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18853991

>>18853967

>> No.18854001

>>18853833
>oder
def not the real butterfly. get filtered, faggot

>> No.18854006

>>18837115
This. Books are accessories to women, not literature.

>> No.18854012

>>18854001
Odor*

Don’t get to spell it or read it often and the spellcheck didn’t object

>> No.18854166

>>18853991
Yes, you know that the only reason most women can't ejaculate is because they are repressed.

>> No.18854183

>>18854166
theyve internalized all of the bad sex they've ever had
like most things, it's men's fault

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>>18852158
Calarts is the spawn of Satan.

>> No.18855779

>>18837333
Depends on where you live. In Argentina an art hoe might hate Borges

>> No.18855780

>>18854166
Most girls can't cum because they are with men. Don't call me a dyke because if men were with men they would cum more too.

>> No.18855793

>>18837101
Anything by Alan Watts

>> No.18856011

>All of those image replies
>Hell yeah, they must be posting book recs

Fuck this board.

>> No.18857647

>>18856011
You wandered into this thread of all threads and expected book recs? Get fucking real dude

>> No.18857655

>>18857647
But how am I going to imress the book hoe qt? I can't read and i must coom on litæratur pussy. Buy book, get pussy, good business.

>> No.18857664

>>18857655
Buy the biggest book you can find, hit her over the head with it then drag the thot back to your cave. It ain't hard bro.

>> No.18857675

>>18857664
You are a smart one, I don't have experience with books, I can't use knowledge like that. How did you learn this? But I'll try it and report the results later.

>> No.18857684

>>18857664
And how I make sure that I don't damage book hoe's brains? I don't want to coom on dead qt. I want warm qt, anon. Please explain.

>> No.18858143

>>18837366
By far the most accurate post in the thread. I had 3 different art hoes recommend me Kundera until I caved and read him

>> No.18859312

>>18848537
>Refuses to think or learn
>Self-solidifies that the reverse is true
This is why she’s an ex-gf

>> No.18859361

>>18859312
she's an ex-gf because i didnt return her message for two days after i was busy with work and she informed me that 'the nature of our relationship has changed'

>> No.18859370

>>18859361
You heard me.

Oh, wait. You have a mental disability.

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>>18859370
whats to learn? i already know women blame everything on men
i saved myself time by not reading that trash
who's the dumb one here?

>> No.18859390

>>18859372
Go back to your board.

>> No.18859398

>>18859390
this is my board
maybe r/literature is where you belong, cunt

>> No.18859421

>>18846848
Haha bro good one. Pass me the Longbottom Leaf

>> No.18859431

>>18846848
pretty good quality for this board

>> No.18859443

I can decide which one is worse and goes to BBQ. Is it the thing itself or its haters? What is more cringe? Does the hater have anything to say if the thing itself goes away?

>> No.18859456

>>18837101
De Sade or bust

>> No.18859481

>>18859443
hello botty

>> No.18859511
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>anti-intellect
>This is my board
>board at an all-time low
Checks out

>> No.18859515

>>18859511
whats anti-intellectual about wanting to avoid cultural marxist drivel by a dried up dyke who thinks men are the source of all her problems?

>> No.18859521

>>18859312
>>18859370
>>18859390
>>18859511
quim quiff

>> No.18859522

>>18859515
See how dumb you sound?
Oh right. The mental issues. I keep forgetting.

>> No.18859530

>>18859522
>says the literal marxist dyke
yeah cos youre so unbiased here kek

>> No.18859531

>>18859515
>>18859522
Get a room. Have sex.

>> No.18859556

>>18849604
Is she? I read the Goldfinch and it was just a really fun book. It wasn't pretentious in the slightest, it was a fun mystery book that I read on a beach in Greece somewhere. Holiday pulp, and I believe it knew it

>> No.18859558

>>18859515
>cultural marxist
They're just liberals anon

>> No.18859577

>>18859558
He doesn’t know what any of those words mean
He probably thinks they work like magic, and if you understand them you fall under a spell and start building gulags

>> No.18859756

>>18859577
nobody asked for your opinion, cuntrag.

>> No.18860214

>>18841430
>I wish I looked like her too...
I genuinely don't know how people think things like this and don't immediately kill themselves out of courtesy.

>> No.18860300

>>18859481
BBQ Gods are mad. They demand sacrifice.

>> No.18860494

>>18860300
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BBQ? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
TWISTED SISTER?
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE

>> No.18860503

>>18860494
The BBQ Gods are mad! We need to sacrifice something to appease their wrath. The Gods are cringing, you don't want to cringe the Gods.

>> No.18860536

>>18860503
propitiate my hamburger!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18860555

>>18860536
If the great Cringe happens, there will be no burgers.

>> No.18861376

>>18846848
>Only pedophiles in denial think she's anything worth while
>But honestly I'd still hit if I could
lmao

>> No.18861689

>>18855153
Christ, I never expected a fucking retarded /co/ meme to leak out that board.

>> No.18861719

>>18837101
>start dating a goth girl who wears makeup and stockings and shit
>after a few weeks start making fun of all the gay goth stuff
>months pass and she doesn’t wear any of it anymore
Bullying works folks

>> No.18861755

>>18861719
You could have been nicer about it.
Hope she stabs you, ya fucking hair-puller

>> No.18861876

>>18842979
Nothings better than an art hoe that can back her shit up

>> No.18861893

>>18861719
based

>> No.18861916

>>18861755
Will not be a nice guy to a person who’s clothes are a part of their identity especially if those clothes are revealing. She, like almost all girls I know in their 20s, was just caught in the herd and competition of begging for attention with their body, disregarding any morals or purity or innocence.

>> No.18861974

>>18861916
>waaah waah my gf was dressing like a slut!
Then why were you attracted to her in the first place? I have a theory, than certain men turn to complete and utter faggots once they've started dating.

>> No.18862074

>>18861974
She is happier now anon, cheer up. She realized she was pandering to animalistic impulses which I also fall victim to from time to time. Living in California I gave up trying to find a smart girl. With good will in the form of debating and light bullying a woman will change for your ideals.

>> No.18862097

>>18862074
>implying that she hasn't changed you

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>>18861974
>Then why were you attracted to her in the first place?
Chances are, since he's on 4chan, that he was attracted to her because she was a goth but someone told her (probably his mom or a friend) that she looks bad/like a slut and he tried to fix her up good.

>> No.18862154

>>18862136
Goths aren't broken, dunno where people got this shit from. There was this girl with was doing classes with me in college. And she was normie af, didn't do drugs and all things considered I was way more degenerate than her. I'm a pretty fucking degenerate myself, but still, I would say that she was a well-behaved person, and that had some positive influence in me, in the sense of having more responsibility and writing all lab reports, even when I didn't felt like writing them.

>> No.18862196

>>18862097
Having a woman in my life has also changed me for the better, I didn’t imply otherwise. I don’t know what your getting at.

>> No.18862202

>>18861974
>>18862136
>Then why were you attracted to her in the first place?
Tiddies and thighs

>> No.18862208

>>18862196
How can you be so sure of that?

>> No.18862221

>>18862136
Believe it or not I have scruples.

>> No.18863243

>>18861876
art hoes with talent are usually just hipsters

>> No.18863955

Arthoes are based, incels are just scared.

>> No.18864590

>>18846848
Sounds like a slightly more edgy Get Set Go Song

>> No.18864626

>>18853833
There's no way those tidders are real

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>>18846848
My greatest fear is that I will have several daughters and no sons. I know three families who have 3 or more daughters. Nearly every one of those daughters is a whore and/or a coal burner. They are all irresponsible prodigal babies who think that life is about doing whatever you want until you're 25 while daddy foots the bill, and then magically finding a man who will take over for daddy from there (after you've "had fun" by fucking 5+ other men first of course).

I am engaged to a girl right now and we want to start a family as soon as possible. If I have daughters I will begrudgingly raise them the best I can. I will do my best to try to save even one of them. But the odds are not in my favor and I know it. I will therefore make a dread pact with myself, to cut any daughter loose and stop loving her the instant she reveals herself as a thot. From that moment forward I will not be her provider except in the barest sense required by blood relation. I will no longer encourage her to play the violin or follow her dreams, because it will be clear she has traded in her violin for instagram likes, and her dreams for cock. Every daughter of mine will have an emergency eject lever installed, except when I pull the lever it ejects them from my life.

I will also continue having children until I have at least two sons, because I assume that only 1/10 women will be good humans on average (if that). I need at least two sons. At least if you fuck up a son, you can take some responsibility for it. With a daughter, you can do everything right and she'll still become a thot.

If you are someone's daughter reading this post right now, know this. Every man feels this way unless he is blind, and if he is blind, he is just a pathetic slave. Do you want your father to be proud of you and really love you? Or, if he's too blindly indulgent to judge you, do you at least want to avoid humiliating him and treating him like your slave? Then do not become a whore. Do not act like a thot. Every time you do, you not only make it impossible for good men to love you, you humiliate your father and break his heart.

>> No.18864660

>>18864633
Very based, you have the right idea.

>> No.18864676

>>18864633
>not making all his daughters transition
>not leaving his penis as inheritance to his eldest daughter
Want some soi, boy?

>> No.18864698

>>18864633
Freud was based, not even joking.

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>>18863955
I believe dating an art goe would be nice.

>> No.18864758

>>18864676
>not making his daughter's boyfriend transition and giving his penis to his daughter
ngmi

>> No.18864777

>>18861719
based, fuck try-hards

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>>18864710
hoe*

>> No.18865710

>>18864633
Have sex

>> No.18866092

>>18862136
good lord i wanna lick every inch of her, esp her butthole

>> No.18866123

>>18837101
Foucault?

>> No.18867069
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Stop simping for arthoes, simp for bimbos.

>> No.18867129

>>18845146
>>study watchmen and akira in third year
Wait, are you serious? Was your course based on mass media or something like that? I think it's quite rare for universities to discuss comics as a subject study unless it's from sociological view.

>> No.18867324

>>18867129
>literally meme degree

>> No.18867975

>>18864633
There is no guarantee that anything will turn out good.

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>>18864633
>stop loving her the instant she reveals herself as a thot
What does this mean exactly? Fucking toddlers wear yoga pants now. When she's in her 20s she's going to be chugging dick for masculine approval because her dad broke her violin in disgust and never talked to her again after catching her watching the 2030's equivalent to YLYL tiktok compilations.

>> No.18868051

>>18846848
Holy FUCK all the newfags that don't recognize this make me want to kill myself

>> No.18868053

>>18864633
you need therapy. i hope you don't have any children until your frame of mind improves. you sound like an absolute psycho, and if you do have daughters, they will be very damaged

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>>18838303
Better take if anyone cares.

>> No.18868703

>>18868051
>attention whore

>> No.18868709

i just want a nice fat christian girl who loves and appreciates me for who i am. is that too much to ask form?

>> No.18868719

i just want a nice fat christian girl who loves and appreciates me for who i am. is that too much to ask?

>> No.18869823

>>18867069
Based.

>> No.18870043

>>18864633
Holy shit dude, get some fucking help.

>>18868053
This

>> No.18870083

>>18867069
finally a decent post!

>> No.18870438

>>18837320
Pair it with anything by Dorothy Day to seal the deal

>> No.18871471

>>18868317
That girl is too cute for you.

>> No.18871489

>>18837327
worth it

>> No.18871493

holy shit why the fuck is this thread still up

>> No.18871509

>>18871493
So I can wake up at the crack of dawn, leap out of bed with my big powerful heels smashing the hardwood floor beneath me and waking up the two college girls whose bedroom is right below (I moved my bed to my living room so I could do this every morning), yell "I hate women!" at the top of my lungs, turn on my "Mr. Coffee" coffee maker, and while the coffee is brewing, post "I hate women!" in this thread

I hate women!

>> No.18872070

>>18851707
I unironically like that leather bound notebook. Im a guy though. Am I an arthoe but male version?

>> No.18872111

>>18868317
lmaoing at this old boomer posting random youtube screenshots

did you just discover the screen shot button today? boy this board is in for it now!

>> No.18872216

>>18837101
Give her a /lit/ thread. Send her this link.

>> No.18872535

>>18871509
lmao great post

>> No.18873417

Shameless bump

>> No.18873513

>>18872070
You're a /lit/bitch

>> No.18873561

>>18868051
do it.

>> No.18873568

>>18871509
audbile kek

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>>18871509
That's some DAMN good coffee. And some DAMN good womenhating.

>> No.18873689

>>18837101
The Bible

>> No.18873707
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>>18837101
borrowed one art hoe Faust once, took half a year til she returned it and didn't even touch my pp in return

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>>18837111
>>18849604
>>18839577
Honestly Secret history was trash tier, it felt like the writings of pseud. Granted it’s also her first book.
>>18859556
Goldfinch was actually a really good story. Just a nice linear well paced book, enjoyable throughout.

>>18837101
Adorno, bitches love Adorno. Alternatively Foucault.

>> No.18874238

>>18837324
>>18837333
This is not even remotely true. Art hoes don’t read these writers, they just repost random excerpts on tumblr

>> No.18874274

>>18874227
Is this from the Obama biography?

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>>18874274
Yes, nowhere near as entertaining as the Tyson biography.

>> No.18874382

>>18873707
you mean leant

>> No.18874389

>>18874382
yo we leant up in thhis bitch

>> No.18874410

>>18874281
Lmao I just read that page thinking it was from the Obama biography, it took me until the last two lines to realise something was off.
>I’m mike Tyson…don’t need to take no crap
Obama was obviously using mike Tyson as a metaphor here.

>> No.18874545

>>18874410
what about obama but he sounded like mike, and vice versa

>> No.18874954

>>18864626
She’s Swedish. Of course they’re real

>> No.18875681

TERRA ULTIMA
by
Raoul Deleo
is an awesome book by an artist living in Rotterdam, the Netherlands; the animals he painted are great (and only a little bit imaginary).

>> No.18875711

>>18837327
>tfw no OP gf but virgin
why even live bros..

>> No.18875726

>>18859431
This song was a sleeper hit. Its got like 10 million plays of Spotify. I'm surprised that people don't recognize it.

>> No.18875747

>>18875726
less impressed then.
it's not that great.

>> No.18876269

>>18874954
Based nordic naturals knower butterfly.

>> No.18876424

>>18874954
theyre fake as fuck and youre a retard cunt

>> No.18876429

>>18876424
How can you possibly know if they are fake?

>> No.18876434

>>18853833
Shit bad for mediocre alt-women

>> No.18876443

>>18876429
Try not being retarded.
You can tell by someone's face instantly whether or not it matches the tits, not to mention the shape and levity of the sacks themselves, the placement of the nipples, any number of obvious and subtle cues.
These tits are faker than pigs in a blanket at a jewish wedding.

>> No.18876463

>>18876443
>You can tell by someone's face instantly whether or not it matches the tits,
What are you smoking?
>not to mention the shape and levity of the sacks themselves, the placement of the nipples, any number of obvious and subtle cues.
Have you ever heard of bras? That is a thing if someone is naked, she isn't

>> No.18876469
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18876469

Savannah Browns book?

>> No.18876473

>>18876463
all youre proving is that you have no perceptive ability.
not my problem

>> No.18876490

>>18876473
Yes, whatever, you got triggered by Butterfly and now you are seeing fake boobs everywhere.

>> No.18876550

>>18837111
Truthpilled. I once gifted a copy of Turtles all the way down and the arthoe dumped me for a dude that only played Doom at home and Animal crossing when outside.

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18876566

>>18876490
i dont know what ur going on about. I use 4chanX and i dont see tripfags.
i could care less about narcissists who think theyre celebrities
but it makes sense why this person sounds so aggressively stupid now.

>> No.18876831

>>18876566
I'm not Butterfly.

>> No.18876843

>>18876566
t. woman mad at nice natural boobs

>> No.18876862

>>18876566
>i could care less
Pfbfb. Please do.

>> No.18876903

>>18876862
>Pfbfb
whats that? the sound of you quiffing?

>> No.18877077

Boomp

>> No.18877567

>>18846848
NEGATIVE XP
AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE HAVE A GOOD TASTE

>> No.18878002

Bümp