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[ERROR] No.18835040 [Reply] [Original]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING ETERNALISM
THAT'S RIGHT
HE TOOK HIS FUCKING SUPPOSEDLY SHAPE-SHIFTING FIREDICK OUT
AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING BLOCK
AND HE SAID YOU CAN NEVER PISS ON THE SAME BITCH TWICE
AND I SAID THAT'S NOT RATIONAL
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT ENGRAVING ON MY ACROPOLIS WALL
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS
YOU GOT A SMALL BECOMING DICK
AND IT NEVER ACHIEVES BEING
IF IT WAS MADE OF FIRE THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A BITCH-ASS PRANALET
AND GUESS WHAT?
HERE'S WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE!
>it's just a cube between his legs
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
STRAIGHT EDGES
NO CURVES
NEVER MOVES
HE FUCKED MY BLOCK SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE UNIVERSE
THAT'S RIGHT!!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!
MY SUPER BEING PISS!!!

>> No.18835449
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>mfw when I get that reference
Time to get off the internet

>> No.18835469

>>18835040
Kek. Good job anon

>> No.18836132

>>18835449
On the contrary, it's time to have fun!

>> No.18837243
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Cope harder, beingoid