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[Anonymous No.18799505]

>message qt
>things are going well
>"what are your hobbies anon?"
>"reading and writing philosophy"
>"oh really? i'd love to read something you've written!"

oh god what have i done. all i do is skim wikipedia articles and shitpost

[Anonymous No.18799515]

>>18799505
>"i will send one page for every picture of your naked body"
problem solved

[Anonymous No.18799523]

>>18799505
Kek, I'm always doing this. A good strategy is to say "I'll explain it to you in person" and then, when you meet up, either let her forget about it or just babble charmingly (you can babble charmingly, right, anon?).

[Anonymous No.18799529]

>>18799505
>Hobbies, well I like painting.
>Wow! Can you show me something?
>Nah you wouldn't like it.
>Oh.. ok

[Anonymous No.18799556]

>>18799523
>you can babble charmingly, right, anon?
sophistry is my specialty

[Anonymous No.18799712]

Just plagiarise something from a journal about formal or modal logic. And then go "you ever notice this interesting fact about premises when..." And show her some truth tables until her eyes glaze over and sh realise that she isn't THAT interested in philosophy of mathematics or whatever it is about.

[Anonymous No.18799750]

>>18799556
lads... we're in. women over truth

[Anonymous No.18799857]

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*jaw drops to the floor*
(slide whistle plays)
Ahem, Might I say, that you have spectacular balls, my lady. *plop*
And big chungus, is out.

[Anonymous No.18799872]

>>18799750
>Philosophising for women
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.18799946]

>>18799872
Worked for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsxHKDgvhYY

[Anonymous No.18800023]

>>18799946
>Worked for him
>links realm of fabrication
I'm not going to watch this video in any shape or form but you don't know whoever is in there.

[Anonymous No.18801118]

>>18799505
Dude...she was begging for you to write an erotica vignette in that moment. It works ALL THE TIME. Women hate sleezy low IQ sexual remarks but they love a text with some rough, dominating sex eloquently described. It shows you are both intelligent and aware of her kink (being used and dominated)

[Anonymous No.18801155]

>>18799505
Anon, you’re panicking without reason. Although it was wrong of you to lie, her asking to see your writing is a perfect opportunity to give her some love poetry.

[Anonymous No.18801163]

Just paraphrase a paragraph of Hegel and make up whatever justification and interpetration for it, literally no one without an Ph.D in German idealism or the fringest of autists would be able to call your bluff.

[Anonymous No.18801544]

>>18799505
who the fuck would unrionically use the word hobbies outside of a boomer professional setting?
don't bullshit us virgin, you never talked with a female outside of your mommy

[Anonymous No.18801602]

>>18799505
link her to mundus millennialis and tell it's your website

[Anonymous No.18802885]

>>18799946
>Cute girl asks a question
>Dude rambles on
>Says the most stupid shit
is this really how far philosophy has fallen

[Anonymous No.18802911]

>>18802885
Yes, I stopped at robot, fucking KEK, people listen to any fucking bs. Fucking 13 minutes and 400 thousand views.

[Anonymous No.18802947]

>>18802885
probably how philosophy began desu

[Anonymous No.18802956]

>>18799505
this is when i start copy pasting greentexts