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>wow anon, are you reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Frederick Nietzsche? It's one of my favorite books! What do you think about it so far?
what's the correct move here

>> No.18791627

I have severe depression, anxiety and high functioning autism, please do not speak to me, wench.

>> No.18791631

inshallah you will take your shoes off

>> No.18791635

>>18791619
*raises both eyebrows and lowers upper lip*
*moves eyes to the right, towards hopefully female airplane passenger, giving a witty glance*
>NEETschuh? I think he's shit... I'm only reading this trash to laugh!
*proceed to laugh loudly for rest of flight, each time glancing to see if she's turned on*

>> No.18791640

*punch in the face*

>> No.18791644

>>18791619
"you are a man"

>> No.18791653

>>18791619
* thinking based *

>> No.18791658

>>18791619
God, she's so perfect, I wish I could marry her and hold her hand in the interlocking our fingers kinda way, and we could have kids and grow old together and AH FUCK AHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18791662

>>18791619
“He’s great. I’m not 100% agreement with everything, but TSZ is a lot of fun” etc.
Yes, start up a conversation

>> No.18791673

>>18791662
Holy cringe, way to get arrested and thrown out the plane

>> No.18791680

too much gums, dresses like a middle schooler and is clearly post-grad. i'm thinking charm her into date rape

>> No.18791797

Wake up,cause none of that would ever happen in real life.

>> No.18791824

>>18791619
>lol way to out yourself as a pseud, I'm only reading this meme """"book"""" ironically

>> No.18791853

>>18791619
Anjad? Who allowed you to read?

>> No.18791891

bitch look like a dam mouse

>> No.18791896

>>18791619
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME SMELL YOUR PUSSY

>> No.18791919
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>>18791619

Haha um no this is my wife's she's always reading weird stuff like this I don't really get it haha
Where is she? Um I'm actually going to visit her right now that's why I'm on this plane yeah I guess I just uh forgot to wear my ring it's in my bag somewhere haha oh man I love my wife and two kids so much it's crazy haha

>> No.18791921

>>18791619
ignore her because her tits and ass are too small

>> No.18791925

>>18791919
based faithful but forgetful husband and father

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>>18791619
"Pardon?"
Nietzsche! Thus Sprach Zarathustra, ya know?" Eyebrows raised expectant
"I'm not sure I do." Flipping back to the cover "see, ma'am, this is The Client by John Grisham"

>> No.18791980

>>18791619
beat her unconscious then rape

>> No.18791988

>>18791980
>implying women are conscious

>> No.18792003

>>18791619
There is no God but THE LORD and Jesus Christ is THE LORD's only Son who died for our sins

>> No.18792023
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>Did I give you permission to speak to me, woman???

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>i glance a contemptuous glance at the roastie flying budget and stride back to my first class seat and stretch my legs

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>i cast a contemptuous glance at the roastie flying budget and stride back to my first class seat and stretch my legs

>> No.18792043

>>18791619
I'm a Charlatanian. I'm honestly hating it so far, this Nietzsche is a madman who writes nonsense.

>> No.18792085

>>18791619
>What do you think about it so far?
"That, similar to Plato, the narrator is unreliable, so that you have to decipher Zarathustra's true opinions through a thorough checking of inconsistencies between his speeches. 'All suppressed truths become poisonous', and Zarathustra does lie. Once you realize that, the message of the book becomes truly fucking depressing."

>> No.18792091

>>18791673
This is what people who don't go outside actually think

>> No.18792160

>>18791662
>Yes, start up a conversation
Yes
>He’s great. I’m not 100% agreement with everything, but TSZ is a lot of fun
If you could actually string together a sentence that didn't make you look like a tool

>> No.18792168

>>18791619
'When you are meeting women, don't forget your whip!'

>> No.18792196

>>18791619

> ich befurchte, dass mein schwaches Deutschverstandnis mich immer noch behindert, seine Weltanstellung vollig vertehen zu konnen. Ubrigens, woher stammst du denn?

>> No.18792229

>>18791619
He is in every way Schopenhauer's inferior because of his terrible optimism. My gf tends to disagree though.

>> No.18792231

>>18791619
>Yeah, I like his lyrical style. But I am not completely sure I agree with his philosphical ideas

Yes, I'm a pseud.

>> No.18792249

>>18791919
Are you Watts?

>> No.18792255

>>18791619
Any chance of this happening while reading Kierkegaard?

>> No.18792256

>>18791619
>Frederick

>> No.18792306

>>18792255
KEK fucking no chance. I doubt that would happen with Nietzsche.

>> No.18792312

>>18791619
No, I am preparing to make cheap toilet paper.

>> No.18792313

>>18792255
That's is because Kierkegaard triggers everyone, anon. He in some sense is like Nietzsche, but somewhat worse, atheists probably hate him and some Christians must dislike him too. So you are basically fucked, and he isn't exactly a meme either. Plus "knight of faith" KEK that is the kind of things that would be cool in the 19th century, but 2021 is kinda cringe. People will think you are a bigot or some shit.

>> No.18792319

>>18792168
Yes, anons are women, and I'm always carrying my whip. Lashed out a bunch of bitches, feels good to be alive.

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>>18791635
kek I imagine pic rel

>> No.18792671

>>18791619
I fucking hate niggers

>> No.18792675

>>18792671
t. retard

>> No.18792682

*unzips dick*

>> No.18793174

>>18791619
Who is spamming these low IQ shit threads?
Must be a samefagger over and over

>> No.18793186

>>18792682
Sir, your urethra is flopping lewdly in my direction. Could you please zip up your dick?

>> No.18793873

>>18792675
hi retard, how new are you?

>> No.18793878

>>18793186
le sir this is le wednies xDD

>> No.18793890

>>18792255
not many people, even those who read, are aware of kierkegaard or care about him which sucks because Fear and Trembling was one of the greatest things written in the 19th century.

>> No.18793893

Why do women only enjoy surface level pseud bullshit? I honest to god wish women like this existed.

>> No.18793907

>>18792313
>He in some sense is like Nietzsche, but somewhat worse
HUH? Kierkegaard is nothing like Nietzsche except that he believes the mediation of the will and morality needs to be realized, which is what Nietzsche believed was how the ubermensch was born (someone who grasps the Absolute and acts accordingly). They are only similar in that they are opposite of each other in the realm of existentialism.

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>>18791619
Stop posting her

>> No.18794006

>>18792196
> Umlautlet cucked by inferior keyboard
> "befürchte" & "behindert" instead of the eloquent "fürchte" & "hindert"
> "denn" at the end of a question
Go back to A1, mutt

>> No.18794055

>>18793893
the lie of egalitarianism penetrates you deeply

>> No.18794107

>>18791658
>That chin
Ew

>> No.18794171

this reminds me of the time when i was ghosted afk at an airport after rambling about heidy to a stranger

>> No.18794302

>>18791635
Lelounch??

>> No.18794461

>>18791619
>what's the correct move here
Probably answer her like a normal human being, I would assume.

>> No.18794816

>>18793907
He is way less popular than Nietzsche.

>> No.18794822

>>18791658
Pathetic

>> No.18794914

>>18791619
uh yes I am. please be quiet I'm trying to read.

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>oh yeah? which translation did you read?

>> No.18794940

>>18791631
Correct answer

>> No.18794957

>>18792229
I agree with you

>> No.18794966

>what are you talking about? i read that when i was 18 and edgy and just getting into literature and i literally haven't thought about it in the last 15 years

>> No.18794972

>did you know there is only one historic event that you may go to jail just for researching it?

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>>18791619
>Eh baby, I'm thirsty right now. How about I use you as a cup and you give me your pussy juice as a beverage, eh? Then we can talk about Nietzsche...Friedrich btw, not Frederick sweety

>> No.18795010

>>18794989
Can you drink pussy juice? I am a virgin (by choice)

>> No.18795056

>>18793893
Women are a meme

>> No.18795323

>>18791662
That's the most nondescript thing one could say. Being social doesn't mean being a fucking retard.

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>>18792168
>>18792319
>they think the whip is for women

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>>18791658
Down dastardly

>> No.18795405

>>18791619
lets make some Übermensch baby

>> No.18795418

>>18795379
Back to Twatter

>> No.18795421

>>18795368
I lash anons indiscriminately. Be it women or men. I'm not a sexist person.

>> No.18795784

>>18791619
I wish.

>> No.18795789

>>18795784
Kinda this, I would think this is pretty sus, definitely some lady trying to drug me and steal my organs.

>> No.18795974

Well since Im lying about reading Nietzsche I might say something like: God what a great thinker. Reading it just made me want to rip my clothes off and run into the forest to live off wild blueberries. Do you want to join me?