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Fuck, I forgot I can't write poems and shit like that, lyrics are fucking hard. I might have messed up the meter but hopefully someone could still theoretically make a song out of this. If you guys have any suggestions feel free.
Gotta be honest guys, I'm losing enthusiasm for the Waldun Operetta but I still want to see it done. One problem I have right now is that I've made several references to l'académie in the work, including having it feature as a major plot device, which is problematic because most references are made in the future tense which makes no sense if my work comes out after it drops. They likely will need to be revised before Waldun's literary tour de force, l'académie, drops (which will happen in 27 days! >>18787095). Anyway here is one of the songs


For context, in this scene an anon asks, "Who is Waldun?", to which another, more learned, anon exclaims "My! You don't know?" and proceeds to give the following exposition:

> An Aussie chink who thinks he can think—a pseudo-intellectual;
> He is a dark academic twink—and a closet homosexual;
> he cannot write, his advice is trite, his dad is disappointed
> but regardless of all that he's now a /lit/ anointed!

> His English sucks, he rarely fucks, his books are ungrammatical
> and though he's Asian, he's too dumb for anything mathematical
> Nasally voiced, thinks he's Joyce, his pretentions are most grating
> and now beset, and most upset, of four-chan goons a-hating.

> But what his haters can't admit, I do confer it freely
> that he is charming and a wit, a genius he is, really!
> you'll be quite comfy and most pleased, as he goes on about his rambles
> and when l'académie is released, /lit/ fags will be in shambles!

> Chorus nvm, lol, on second thought, this doesn't fit with any thing else fuck:
> A Literary lolcow, who pretends that he knows how
> to write, but at first sight his works are quite unreadable
> but at least, you must admit, that he is highly Sneedable!

>> No.18790066

Mate, I'm not reading any of that.

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>>18790066
First post, I kneel!!

>> No.18790088

So your /lit/ book is about a published /lit/ guy, and he is called Waldun? and you think he is a Chad?

WAGMI

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>>18790088 (checked)
>So your /lit/ book
Operetta libretto
>is about a published /lit/ guy
self-published but yes
>and he is called Waldun?
yes and I've endeavored to capture him here.
>and you think he is a Chad?
of course! How could I not?
>WAGMI
Yes we are tripfag, yes we are :,^)

>> No.18790227

instead of doing a full operetta, you can do a single scene. I actually like what you wrote. Now just get someone to play a Mozart-like song and hire an opera singer for the lyrics

>> No.18790252

yeah I agree about the l'academie references. It's too close in the future, and it might change everything. even if you did finish it before Sept 1, the lore would be too new. better to keep it in past tense, learned disguise only

>> No.18790374

>>18790227
Thanks, but I've written some other scenes that I need to iron out and I've advertised this project before (would feel bad if I didn't deliver).
Anyway, I don't really know where I would find an opera singer to sing these lyrics but I think some other anons have offered to compose some of the songs. It's up to whoever really and I wouldn't be upset if no one does lol.
>>18790252
Yeah, it sucks but I'll have to do what you said.

>> No.18790396

Who will his love interest be? F Gardner?

>> No.18790411

>>18790046
Imagine spending time on this. Go outside.

>> No.18790596

>>18790046
I can just imagine scholars a hundred years from now pouring over this and writing dissertations about it

>> No.18790639

>>18790596
Perhaps people really do get dumber as time passes

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>>18790411
I will one day, but for now this is my life.
>>18790596
Inshallah, inshallah.

>> No.18791051

>>18790396
NO.
I am F Gardner's lover. I am his girlfriend (male) but we are in an open relationship and will accept Waldun to enter the love triangle with us. It is the 20th century and okay to have multiple partners.