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>Look Stacy, here's my stupid little brother, anon. Usually he just reads weird books in his room all day but when I have beautiful friends over he tries to come to my room. Isn't he embarrassing...

>> No.18789511

IMAGINE THE SMELL

>> No.18789585

>>18789500
Put on some clothes and lose the makeup, whores.

>> No.18789624

>>18789500
>implying that I ever gave a fuck about my sister's friends
>why should I care about the projections of stupid people
>doesn't read anything worth shit
>if it does, simply doesn't get it
>wasteland.png
>can't even shoot me
Yes, anon, life is boring as hell if you depend on other people. You do your thing, otherwise you are fucked.

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>>18789500
>sister, have you seen my Holy Quran?

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>>18789500
oh hey stacy, mind if I lick your butthole?

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>>18789500
my sister reads, and I actually asked her cute friend out. But she dated a muslim >>18789626
instead, after dating my cousin.

t. getting a kick out of this thread.

>> No.18789679

>>18789624
I would unironically rather listen to what my teachers used to talk to me. Most girls are stupid af, they complain that men view them as pieces of meat, but it is not like most are trying to be anything else than that. Fuck this bullshit stupid joke.

>> No.18789986

I know you faggots will not believe this but I just remembered one of my sisters friend I think somehow realized I liked feet and rubbed hers on my hair
they were in their teens and I was like 5 or so
I was so fucking horny
thats it
she was hot

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>>18789986

>> No.18790020

>>18789986
bro how were you horny at 5, at 5 I thought pee was stored in my balls and I liked pushing the head of my cock back into the skin of my shaft like I was turning a sock inside out

>> No.18790038

>>18790020
idk maybe I was older, 7 maybe? but I figured out fapping very early

>> No.18790055

>>18790038
damn I didn't even start jerking off until 6th or 7th grade

>> No.18790245

>>18790038
I was 11 when I started fapping and I did the same shit with my junk that this >>18790020 anon was talking about lmao

>> No.18790296

>>18789679
The best of it is that the ones who show themselves as such are the ones who try to have some substance. At least, they bother pretending.

>> No.18790308

>>18790245
>I did the same shit with my junk that this >>18790020 (You) anon was talking about lmao
really? I wonder if this is common

>> No.18790317

>>18790020
t. woman
How the fuck would pee be stored in your balls if your bladder gets swollen if you hold it?

>> No.18790335

>>18790317
idk I was 5 I didn't exactly think it through. I doubt I even knew what a bladder was I just knew that my balls had something to do with my dick but I obviously didn't know anything about sex

>> No.18790353

I didn't start until I was 15 and on a related note sauce?

>> No.18790779

>>18789500
Right now this kind of thing is really erotic and exciting. That said I hope one day, with enough /lit/ and /fit/, I will be genuinely uninterested in such fantasies. I'm an adult man and I don't even have a sister.

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>> No.18791004

>>18790989
god i hate this type of "you are strong in spite of, or due to, your first world problems that you assume are actually worse than they are because you have main character syndrome" type of shit

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>>18790020
I was very fond of girls when I was little. I wanted to tie them up.

>> No.18791401

>>18791384
weird, I wanted them to tie me up

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>>18791384
I used to run around and pinch their butts on vacation when I was 6.
A high T brap man from the beginning.

>> No.18791523

Women are like living clouds of pink light that smell like sugar tastes. I love and hate women.

>> No.18791547

>>18790020
When I was 5 I used to deliberately lose bets to neighborhood girls so they would sit on me

>> No.18791550

>>18791523
>I love and hate women.
That's how it's supposed to work anon.

>> No.18791602

>>18790020
when I was 4 I humped the bed over the idea of being inside of a woman's body.

>> No.18791612

>>18791602
when i was 6 id pretend to hump the seat on the bus as cars drove by and i got their attention

>> No.18791639

>>18791612
>>18791602
you guys ever smell a girls chair after she sat in it

>> No.18791652

>>18791639
POST THE WEBM

>> No.18791654

i had a "girlfriend" in 1st grade that i would make to lie down on the floor as i walked back and forth over her stomach. she cried

>> No.18791660

>>18791654
KEK I used to make people step on my belly, but that was usually when I had to fart.

>> No.18791663

>>18791654
>asserting dominance in grade 1
hello chad

>>18791660
hello chad

>> No.18791827

>>18791384
I remember in kindergarten we were playing some game where if you're tagged you go to jail and have to be freed. I tagged a girl and then took her to the jail area where she wrapped her arms around a fence behind her body. My cock had its first little twitch of excitement at this moment.
The rest is history

>> No.18792257

sex

>> No.18792263
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Greetings ladies, will you do me the favor of reading Shakespeare's As You Like It with me. I have three copies.

>> No.18792273

>>18789500
>Ewww I found him in the closet spying on us!! Let's teach him a lesson! Let's tie him down and tickle him for hours!

>> No.18792276

>>18790317
You know what you have to do

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I used to get boners at 4 years old and would sit on the toilet playing with my weiner yelling playfully about how hard it was.

Then at 5 my stepsister and her 13 year old friend climbed into my bunk-bed's top-bunk and pinned me down and kept flashing her friend's tits over my face and I couldn't move cuz they were holding me down. They kept laughing at me and making fun of me while the friend kept pulling her shirt up and down, over and over, to show me her tits.

Was I molested?

>> No.18792302

>>18792276
I don't care, anons are all hysterical bitches anyway. Most anons are women.

>> No.18792329

>>18792299
how do you feel about breasts now?

>> No.18792337

>>18792299
Kids act like that.

>> No.18792339

>>18789624
stay strong incel

>> No.18792346

>>18789500
this thread holy based

>> No.18792353

>>18792339
I'm not an incel, just stating that most people are boring. I usually can't stand them after a while.

>> No.18792358

>>18792329
I love big giant boobies, really big nipples and aereolas

>> No.18792359

>>18792353
In the sense that if you depend on other people to be entertained, you are fucked. One should aim to be autonomous.

>> No.18792368

>>18792358
I think you're fine after all

>> No.18792369

>>18792353
Even internet communities drive me fucking nuts after a while. I usually keep migrating to places/games/books/and whatever.

>> No.18792382

>>18789500
What porno?

>> No.18793724

>>18791004
>main character syndrome
OOPSIE, you just used a norman meme
get him boys

>> No.18793760

>>18789500
Stacy winks in a very suggestive way. Is there a source on this webm, friends?

>> No.18793842

>>18792382
>>18793760
As if the final thing were not disappointing every single time.
It's much better to let your imagination run off the teaser.

>> No.18794047

>>18792382
>>18793760
it is not porn sadly, it is from Riverdale

>> No.18794059

>>18789500
I can't imagine what is to be a little brother, but remembering my teenage years and what we said about other guys sisters I wouldn't want it to be me.

>> No.18794061

>>18794047
All women have been porn since women's suffrage.

>> No.18794065

>>18794059
Better than being a big brother in these times, watching your sisters become whores before they're 18

>> No.18794077

>>18792299
>tfw wasnt molested by onee-sans
fuck sake, brb rerolling life

>> No.18794079

>>18790038
I didn't jerk off until I was 15. The amount of cum that came out was incredible

>> No.18794135

>>18794065
We can't win