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Meanwhile on Bronze Age /lit/

>> No.18789004

>>18788998
>be me
>have a birth defect
>get thrown off a cliff

>> No.18789012

>>18788998
Delete this picture of me right now or face the consequences

>> No.18789027

>mom sent me a book for my birthday
>open the package and it's just a copy of some stupid capeshit story by homer

>> No.18789030

>>18788998
AND I DID LAY WASTE TO THE CITIES OF THE AKKADIANS, AND I DID WELTER IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR WARRIORS, AND BEHOLD, I HAVE THROWN DOWN THEIR TEMPLES, AND MADE PIDDLE UPON THE BONES OF THEIR ANCESTORS

>> No.18789048

>>18789030
Does anyone have the screencaps of this?

>> No.18789054

>be me
>chilling in my village
>a Levantine tribe with big noses barges in
>they tell us that we have to start mutilating the penises of babies
>they then swindle all our coins
Man fuck those guys

>> No.18789081

>>18789054
>For the Lord thy God blesseth thee, as he promised thee: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, but thou shalt not borrow; and thou shalt reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over thee.
Deuteronomy 15:6

>> No.18789085

>>18788998
Ea Nasir, oh, Ea Nasir, give me back my money!

>> No.18789116

>>18789081
Inshallah

>> No.18789259

>>18789004
Good riddance, I can’t stand seeing people with birth defects or disabilities on the streets. At the very least they should just stay home, what eyesores.

>> No.18789465

Guys we have to stop 9/11

>> No.18789503

>>18789465
How through are we gonna be about this? Are we stopping Muhammad from being born or just letting everyone know day of?

>> No.18789611

Inanna 4 life
Mardukfags GTFO

>> No.18789625

Nice coastal settlement you got here. Shame is something happened to it

>> No.18789664

*cums on you*

>> No.18789832

>>18789611
>worshiping a whore.

Great anon, great.

>> No.18789846

>>18789259
>t. The type of nigga to vote for/legislate these laws
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_law

>> No.18789860

>>18789503
Stop the WTC from being built

>> No.18789867
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>hitties came again yesterday

>> No.18789869

>>18789832
>anon doesn't understand the important place of sacred prostitution and our goddess of fertility
As expected from a marduk brainlet, return to praise your god, maybe he can grant you your wish and free you from the chastity that creates resentment in your heart

>> No.18789893

>>18789664
That'll be five pieces of silver, chief.

>> No.18789912

Ahem *taps earthenware vessel*
Fuck Canaanites, fuck Moabites, fuck Ammonites, fuck Edomites, fuck Israelites, fuck Arameans, fuck Egyptians, fuck Babylonians, fuck Assyrians, fuck Sumerians, fuck Hittites, and fuck the Mitanni

>> No.18791046

>>18788998
Guys I just stole some tablets from this rich guys house. What the fuck should I do? I don’t want my arm to get cut off and I have no where to keep them.

>> No.18791231

>>18789846
Even if there is no such law anymore, you're supposed to take the hint from the way people treat you and elect to be a hermit anyway.