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Books that will help you get a girlfriend?

>> No.18788485

>>18788473
W*manposting should be a permaban offence

>> No.18788488

proust
hero of our time
manson's models
courage to be disliked

unironically

>> No.18788496

>>18788473
just read CWC poetry

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>>18788485
this.
post tasteful trap lewds or gtfo op

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>>18788485
If you were a true poet you would encourage it.

>> No.18788540

>>18788506
>some cuck Minnesänger stands in front of a girl's house singing his cringy poems while she gets fucked by illiterate Chad who just lets his fat cock speak
Truly great times.

>> No.18788576

Anything by Bataille (pbuh)

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This Audiobook t. Married now
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLh8oUx_ONafVSS0Sk3ToWOdTIjivPbcDI

>> No.18788587

>>18788540
Kek, Chad cock always wins

>> No.18788589

>>18788473
"Georges Bataille, Histoire de l'oeil."
It has to do with teen love, piss and blood.

>> No.18788708

>>18788488
And ironically?

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>>18788540
Poets are the chad illiterates though.

>Forget reading – ladies like a man who rides around with axes on his head
> If the woman would not take it for flattery, I would add further unknown words to this story for you, I would continue the adventure for you. But if anyone requests me to do so, let him not consider it a book. I don't even know a single letter of the alphabet. Plenty of people get their material that way, but this adventure steers without books. Rather than have anybody think it is a book, I would sit naked without a towel, the way I would sit in the bath--if I didn't forget the bouquet of twigs.
- Wolfram von Eschenbach

>> No.18788763

>>18788473
Why would you want one?

>> No.18788940

but I want a (tennis playing) boyfriend

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but I want a (tennis playing) boyfriend

>> No.18788982

>>18788763
Sex and cuddles

>> No.18789070

Women are not a monolith. What would make one cringe is what another desires with all her being. Just once, to hear something beautiful and perhaps to read something true.

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>Women are not a monolith

>> No.18789094

>>18789070
>Women are not a monolith.
But love is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-qoaioG2UA

>> No.18789105

What book should a 25 yo who's /fit/ and has a good job but is still a virgin read? Asking for a friend

>> No.18789143

>>18788485
stfu, fag

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>> No.18789227

>>18788473
the thickest one so you can bash it on her head and rape her

>> No.18789271

you should frankenstein because your an incel, you would really empathise with the monster! Loser!

>> No.18789286

>>18789271
Based, females actually become tolerable once you comprehend they're just memes with vaginas

>> No.18789431

>>18788473
SHE'S FOURTEEN YOU SICK FUCK I think

>> No.18789794

>>18788473
As someone who has dated and had several long term relationships, I can promise you it isn't what it's cracked up to be.

I do not want to commit suicide, but if there was one thing that would make me want to kill myself, it's women.

>> No.18789817

>>18789794
Just because you're terrible at picking partners doesn't mean everyone else have to be

>> No.18789825

>>18789817
Whatever you say, ma'am.

>> No.18789993

>>18789794
based. being with a woman means moderate contentment and sexual gratification at best, extreme misery at worst, and the average tends toward the latter after the first few months.

>> No.18790553

>>18789993
No, you broken individual you. Women holed the key to you males purpose in life. You help them bring children into the world. Then raise them. You feel the giddiness of life you once felt while growing up, you (ideally) feel pride in their accomplishments. You’re trying to make a better world for the next generation.
Males have fallen down on this job so often and so thoroughly, it’s just a damn shame. Get your act together dude.

>> No.18790586

>>18788473
none of those I tried so I'd say no sci-fi and old french classics

>> No.18790591

>>18789993
No, you broken individual you. Women hold the key to you males purpose in life. You help them bring children into the world. Then raise them. You feel the giddiness of life you once felt while growing up, you (ideally) feel pride in their accomplishments. You’re trying to make a better world for the next generation.
Males have fallen down on this job so often and so thoroughly, it’s just a damn shame. Get your act together dude.

>> No.18790601

>>18789794
>>18789993
Can confirm from experience, once you fall from the initial pussy clouds you see the woman in her exposed form - primitive, selfish, cynical, immoral. Some men are just so weak that they’d rather cling to this misery, even give up their dreams and individuality to it, than to be alone again.
>b-but not all women
Get a time machine then, because the social media generation of females is 95% rotten whores.

>> No.18790618

>>18788473
I finished in my wife's mouth half an hour ago.

>> No.18790632

>>18790618
Due you eat a high fruit diet?

>> No.18790648

>>18790618
So did i.
She gives the worst noggin. Do you just put up with her cause she swallows?

>> No.18790661

>>18788473
What’s her name? Damn she is so hot

>> No.18790731

>>18790591
> Women hold the key to you males purpose in life.
women are the only ones who keep saying this, ironically, which convinced me ever so much more of the opposite.

>> No.18790836

>>18788584
Based Patrice

>> No.18790863

>>18788473
I am gonna write poem for her and and cum for her and you can’t stop me from doing this.

>> No.18790951

>>18788708
Mutual Distaste: Selected Writings from Diaries Belonging to You and I

>> No.18790953

>>18790731
Which is why males who come to this conclusion are generally the ones blowing their brains out or jumping off buildings.
You tend also dive into philosophy or the military. As if repeating the question “what’s the meaning of life?” or killing others is going to bring you back to your senses.
It’s nothing mysterious. We’re just hardwired to procreate. Take some joy in a child’s giggles sometime. Try to reconnect with your childhood past, some happy moment I mean. Sorry if terrible memories crowd forward

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>>18790591

Spamming the planet with your shitty poddlings isn't "purpose". If anything it is self-abnegation. You are wasting time and resources that could have been spent on meaningful accomplishment, in the vain hope that your retarded offspring will accomplish something. It is suicide by refusing to take responsibility for your own life, which is of course why roasties are obsessed with the idea.

>> No.18791144

>>18791089
for women having children is the most meaningful accomplishment they can achieve and anything else is liberal cope

>> No.18791153

>>18790953
>Which is why males who come to this conclusion are generally the ones blowing their brains out or jumping off buildings.
I don't think this is true at all. For any instance of some incel self-destructing you could easily bring up some married guy with kids self-destructing. You're out of your depth talking about male psychology and you're coming to stupid conclusions because you're just projecting female thought processes onto men.

>> No.18791199

>>18791153
There is a whole host of (male-born) problems with this world, and they do depress the married man, true.
I don’t think I’m out of my depth, I just haven’t gone off on the full scope of the problems

>> No.18791211

>>18790591
>Women hold the key to you males purpose in life.
This is essentially true. Whether you like it or not. The first act of every NEET is giving up on women and starting a family.

>> No.18791213

>>18791199
Yes yes, I'm sure the problem is that if you talk more about something you don't seem to understand you'll sound less like you don't understand it.

>> No.18791219

>>18791211
The men who've affected the world the most rarely seem to have been interested in women and families.

>> No.18791220

>>18788473
less books

>> No.18791238

>>18791219
And many such men also had families. Are you such a man? Come on anon, stop coping.

>> No.18791246

>>18790953
It's also the same reason why women off themselves when they reach 40 childless. I can't even imagine the anxiety that would cause.

>> No.18791250

>>18791089
girls are so dumb lmao this isnt hot at all

>> No.18791263

>>18791238
Sure they had families but it wasn't their "purpose", it was generally just a afterthought. Having a family, especially nowadays, is a liability because it limits how much risk you can take. As a guy I think you should definitely wait as long as possible before having one, and obviously with a woman much younger than you.

>> No.18791288

>>18791250

The point of the webm is that it is viscerally repulsive. Like a factory farm for baboon-ass. Completely dehumanizing under the guise of """"empowerment"""" or whatever

>> No.18791295

>>18791263
>Sure they had families but it wasn't their "purpose", it was generally just a afterthought.
It's the other way around though.

>> No.18791337

>>18791295
I think you responded to the wrong person because saying this in response to my post is flat out wrong.

>> No.18791347

da book of da pook

>> No.18792467

>>18789105
>25... is still a virgin
You should stop reading. You've done enough reading

>> No.18792474

>>18789286
this.
Woman are a magnifying glass for their cultural milieu. They'll just echo what they absorbed as they grew up, without ever reflecting on it as we do. If they do seem to reflect on something, it's most likely that they're pretending to think in order to trick a man.

>> No.18792478

>>18791211
>The first act of every NEET is giving up on women and starting a family.
we know you're a woman because you're writing nonsense

>> No.18792484

>>18788473
Since no one mentioned: the Bible.

>> No.18792584

>>18788473
- king, warrior, magician, lover
- the way of men

>> No.18792636

>>18788584
The first episode is missing the legendary intro