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now this is a book

>> No.18762012

>>18762002
I was made to read this book by fate, and then received gf, but the fault in our stars was too much for us to last

>> No.18762019
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>>18762002
>Grief does not change you, Hazel. It reveals you.
>Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin
>Maybe 'okay' will be our 'always
>I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay
>What a slut time is. She screws everybody
A grown-ass man wrote these sentences.

>> No.18762033

>>18762019
Augustus has a brain tumor, no? Sounds about corny and stupid as fuck.

>> No.18762046

>>18762033
>Some infinities are bigger than other infinities
>I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence
>You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful
>Oh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
>I used to think that it would be fun to live in a cloud
>As he read, I fell in love with the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once
My novel "Polio Ditch" is much better. It's about a family whose car breaks down on the highway. They sleep overnight in a ditch that has polio in it, aka The Polio Ditch. Then they all get polio and die.

>> No.18762055

>>18762046
Call it Polio’s Ditch anon, trust me, you don’t want people figuring out the ending before they even read it.

>> No.18762056

>>18762002
Ceci nest pad une livre

>> No.18762068
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>>18762019
>What a slut time is. She screws everybody
this is fucking gold.
god damn.

>> No.18762078

>>18762068

>> No.18762555

>>18762019
A grown ass man wrote it from the perspective of non grown ass teens

>> No.18762583

>>18762555
that is immaterial. The narrator, who is not a teenager, still sounds like a weepy gallbladder with the gift of language that complains about condominium rental prices in Dade county

>> No.18762603

>muh cheerios

>> No.18762615

>>18762019
I wonder if John Green actually wrote these or if he just plagiarized from off that teenager with cancer that he raped.

>> No.18762626
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>> No.18762643

>>18762626
He looks like the polface with edemic dropsy

>> No.18762667

this is a post

>> No.18764100

>>18762002
one and a half star

>> No.18764468

>>18762002
The underage couple runs away to have a threesome with their favorite writer. John Green knows exactly what he's doing.

>> No.18764516

What a pretentious title.

>> No.18764580

>>18764468
this actually happens??

>> No.18766026

>>18764580
they just want to talk to their favorite author but it turns out he is a mean drunk and they end up hating him

>> No.18766032

Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy... well.

>> No.18766045

>>18762019
Masterpiece.

>> No.18766049

>>18762019
How does it make you feel that John Green published this, and the novel you're writing never will be? I'd be pretty pissed desu.

>> No.18766058

>>18762626
He is such a midwit, it's beyond belief. He's like the personification of midwitism.

>> No.18766070

>>18762019
>I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay
Holy metaphors, Batman.

>> No.18766071

>>18766049
Pretty pleased. This is proof anyone can have their garbage published. What are next weeks lotto numbers mr psychic?

>> No.18766072
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>> No.18766073

>>18762626
>food analogies
He's just a butthurt faggot with no argument.

>> No.18766112

>>18766058
>t. midwit

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>>18762002
This one's better.

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>>18766112
Fuck no. I'm a retarded high school drop out.

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>>18766122
Heh