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What books do I need to read to land a dark academia gf?

>> No.18747358

>>18747357
Make a TikTok and discord account

>> No.18747361

>>18747357
Judging by the way she dresses i can tell she has no ass.

>> No.18747366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zpxRB2vT0Y

French Coast! Ça va? Ça va? Ça va?
So active!

>> No.18747367

Harry Potter, The Secret History, The Picture of Dorian Grey

>> No.18747373

>>18747357
my diary d e s u

>> No.18747383

>>18747361
no one cares coom brain

>> No.18747384

>>18747367
>Harry Potter
Written by a woman +1
But she is white -1
And transphobe -1
>The Secret History
Written by a woman +1
But she is white -1
>The Picture of Dorian Grey
Written by a man -1
AND he is white -1
But he is gay +1
And a pedo +1

>> No.18747389

>>18747384
Is there anything that will increase my dark academia power?

>> No.18747399

>>18747383
I bet your ass is flat too.

>> No.18747401

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o

>> No.18747402

>>18747389
Get at least 10k + followers on TikTok and make sure to make every vid with your bookshelf in the background with lit candles.

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18747403

>>18747357

>> No.18747406

DA is actually hilarious.

>> No.18747410

>>18747402
So no books on that?

>> No.18747419

>>18747383
>unironically caring about dark academia girls
You're more of a coombrain than him.

>> No.18747441

>>18747410
Depends. You can say your are eco conscious so you use an ereader or you can say that your a minimalist. If you want to have actual books, go for the flashiest hardcovers of the latest YA arranged by color. Gl fren :3

>> No.18747454

>>18747441
>You can say your are eco conscious so you use an ereader or you can say that your a minimalist.
Cope for being broke.

>> No.18747621

>>18747357
unironically the greeks and other mythology and classic philosophy situations anyone can understand maybe some Percy Jackson kek
this >>18747367
Ernest Hemingway, ya fiction

>> No.18747637

>>18747357
Dark beige ones, DUH

>> No.18747639

>>18747357
reminds me of that photo that used to get spammed on here of some short whore with a huge ass flashing someone in the middle of an art gallery. very tasteless.

>> No.18747642

>>18747639
I bent my ex gf over in front of a Gerome before

>> No.18747865

>>18747406
Why? It's just brown clothing

>> No.18747878

>>18747865
Because blacks can't get into it.

>> No.18747979

>>18747878
Yeah whenever a black person tries to wear brown colors with plaid patterns, they explode.

>> No.18748123

>>18747402
>make sure to make every vid with your bookshelf in the background with lit candles
Sounds dangerous. Who puts fire near paper? >>18747642
>ex gf over in front of a Gerome before
A real one?
>>18747639
>reminds me of that photo that used to get spammed on here of some short whore with a huge ass flashing someone in the middle of an art gallery
I don't see the resemblance.
but that was hot. And tasteless.

>> No.18748368 [DELETED] 

>>18747979
>black
>person

>> No.18748395

>>18748368
kys

>> No.18748994

>>18747357
Queers larping as old world elites from 100+ years because they read harry potter once.

>> No.18748996

>>18748994
Thanks, wgay

>> No.18749002

>>18747402
You forgot the most important thing: Get a blue checkmark on Twatter

>> No.18749638

>>18747402
when did we start selling candles?