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give me good /lit/ names for a male cat, please

>> No.18735622

>>18735617
Maximus Kotus

>> No.18735624

Alfonso de Miguel

>> No.18735627

Genius

>> No.18735640 [DELETED] 

>>18735617
Niggerman

>> No.18735652

>>18735617
K E V I N

>> No.18735660

>>18735617
zibber zabber

>> No.18735663
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18735663

>>18735627
Massive Genius?

>> No.18735669

>>18735617
Oedypus, which can have the nickname "Oedy" (said out loud: "Eddy")

>> No.18735683

Bippo

>> No.18735700

>>18735617
Castorp

>> No.18735702

Ben, short for Benis

>> No.18735706

>>18735617
Marduk

>> No.18735726

>>18735663
Only if he’s a small cat

>> No.18735731

Deckle

>> No.18735738
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18735738

Gusic

>> No.18735789

>>18735738
based

>> No.18735856

>>18735617
Zibaldone
Pierre
Catcat
Giono
Cocteau
Pizza
Melville

>> No.18735868

>>18735617
I named my cat mao. It’s funny because 猫 (māo) is the Chinese term for cat. That one always gets an uncomfortable forced giggle out of girls whenever I bring them home.

>> No.18735999

Alfred
Mister
Chonky Boy
Quintin
Cinnabon (if orange)
Governor (Guv)
Cecil

>> No.18736013

>>18735999
All but Cecil sound good

>> No.18736369

>>18735640
There it is

>> No.18736377

Lancalot, lance for short

>> No.18736407

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

>> No.18736491

>>18736407
name name name name name name

>> No.18736503

>>18736491
Filtered

>> No.18736505

>>18735640
The only correct answer here

>> No.18736570 [DELETED] 

>>18735617
NIGGERMAN

>> No.18736601

>>18735617

Lolito

>> No.18736621

>>18736601
lol (ito)

>> No.18736627

Daedelus or Queequeg or Ishamel

>> No.18736665
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18736665

My cats are named Orpheus and Linus

>> No.18736671

>>18735617
Fish

>> No.18736674
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18736674

I named my cat Audie, after Audie Murphy.

>> No.18736833

>>18736621
Junji Ito can't write

>> No.18736876

>>18736503
t. macuckity

>> No.18736901

>>18735617
Satan

>> No.18736907

>>18735617
Geoffrey

>> No.18736925

>>18736833
Umineko and Remina are kino.

>> No.18736993

>>18736013
It's fine if it's an English cat.

>> No.18737080

gégé

>> No.18737528

>>18735640
No other name can even compete

>> No.18737559

Napawleon

>> No.18737564

>>18735617
Anyone say "Sneed" yet?

>> No.18737581

spiff
crank
hobnob
archimedes (archie)
feather bed
obadiah (obie)
jorge luis borges II
mitch
vegetable (veggie)
the new math
prozac (zachary)

>> No.18737598

Meowby Dick

>> No.18737881

>>18735640
This and this alone

>> No.18737916

Double V. Standoffish

Odysseus P. Firefly

William C. Wagstaff

Scattcat Crothers

>> No.18737920

>>18735640
Yep, that's the one.

>> No.18737925

>>18737881
>>18737920
All the other cats will laugh at him.
Cat abusers.

>> No.18738212

>>18737598
On the theme of Moby Dick naming him Captain Ahab would actually be pretty neat. A literature reference, and cats with "ranks" are cool.

>> No.18738244

>no behemoth
Disappoint

>> No.18738264

>>18735617
Schrödinger's

/thread

>> No.18738289
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18738289

>>18735617
Call him Master.

>> No.18738304

Alexandre Dumeow

>> No.18738315
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18738315

yoruichi

>> No.18738322

>>18735617

George.

>> No.18738341

Dorsia

>> No.18738389

>>18737925
imagine making this post almost directly under the post where you made those genuinely awful reddit tier suggestions without a shred of self awareness

>> No.18738405

>>18738389
its not the real butters, stop giving it attention.

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18738418

>>18735617
Officially, her name is Michaëlle-Jean, but every one has always called her Cocotte.

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>>18738418
Better pic.

>> No.18738441

>>18735617
cuck cuckington

>> No.18738468

>>18735617
yukio
giuseppe

>> No.18738491 [DELETED] 

Niggerman

>> No.18738495

>>18736407
Very nice Elliot, anon

>> No.18738545
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>>18738389
>Advertising for his home board
>In a cat name thread.
Embarrassing post.

>> No.18738572

>>18735617
Homer

>> No.18738848

>>18735640
The only acceptable answer.

>> No.18738871

Jew

>> No.18738951

F Gardner

>> No.18739055 [DELETED] 

>>18735617
Niggerman

>> No.18739079

>>18735640
based

>> No.18739409

Moses
Ambrose
Marcus
Bastian
Ramses
Bhante
Zeno
Anton
Wolfgang
Geoffrey
Cato
Dante