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/lit/ writes a short story Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:53:38 2021 No.18715983 [Reply] [Original]

Let's write a short story. Dubs picks:

>1. Main Character (name + brief description)
>2. Side Character 1 (name + brief description)
>3. Side Character 2 (name + brief description)
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
>5. Plot point 1
>6. Plot point 2
>7. Plot point 3
>8. Plot point 4

First-come-first-serve, be clear which you're choosing in your comment.
Writing starts after all the above are selected

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:54:24 2021 No.18715986 >>18715983 Main character is named Tariq

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:54:49 2021 No.18715989 roll

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:57:57 2021 No.18716001

>>18715983
If I get dubs I would rather choose the first plot point, which would be that he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:58:49 2021 No.18716005 plot point 3 is roll

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:58:57 2021 No.18716008 >>18716001 I'll reroll

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 23:59:58 2021 No.18716011 >>18715983 roll

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:02:10 2021 No.18716020 >>18716011 rolling for this to be the conflict

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:02:53 2021 No.18716024 >>18716011 checked

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:03:22 2021 No.18716025 >>18716020 Okay, spit it out, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:05:05 2021 No.18716035 >>18716011 shit sorry I forgot to specify. Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:06:38 2021 No.18716044 >>18716035 this may not be the same anon so roll

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:08:01 2021 No.18716050 >>18716044 rolling for plot point 2 to be this guy missing his dubs

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:08:28 2021 No.18716054

>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 (name + brief description)
>3. Side Character 2 (name + brief description)
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
>5. Plot point 1
>6. Plot point 2
>7. Plot point 3
>8. Plot point 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:10:55 2021 No.18716061 >>18716054 >no >never

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:12:37 2021 No.18716068 >>18716061 please don't be difficult, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:13:48 2021 No.18716071 >>18716061 >maybe >sometimes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:14:43 2021 No.18716073 >>18716054 Side character 1 is the ghost of Juan Peron

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:16:43 2021 No.18716084 Side character 2 is a can of Miller High Life that can talk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:17:14 2021 No.18716089 >>18716054 Side character 1 is Paul Kagame, President of Rwanda

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:18:56 2021 No.18716099

If I get dubs I would rather choose the first plot point, which would be that he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is. (reroll)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:19:36 2021 No.18716103 roll for plot point 4 it's a simulation

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:20:05 2021 No.18716106 Side character 1 is Latvian chess wizard Mikhail Tal

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:20:09 2021 No.18716107

>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 (name + brief description)
>3. Side Character 2 (name + brief description)
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
>5. Plot point 1 [claimed]
he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.
>6. Plot point 2
>7. Plot point 3
>8. Plot point 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:20:36 2021 No.18716113 >>18715983 rollerino

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:21:46 2021 No.18716118 Side character 2 is the Weltgeist of the year 1864

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:22:14 2021 No.18716121 >>18716084 im rolling again

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:23:19 2021 No.18716125 >>18716118 reroll, same guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:32:55 2021 No.18716176 >>18716084 reroll

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:34:06 2021 No.18716183 OP here, fuck it, no more dubs. Even digits pick. 50/50 chance

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:34:36 2021 No.18716185 >>18716118 then reroll on this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:35:19 2021 No.18716190 >>18716084 REROLL

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:35:27 2021 No.18716192

>>18716183
>>18716183
>>18716183
>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 (name + brief description)
>3. Side Character 2 [claimed]
the Weltgeist of the year 1864
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
>5. Plot point 1 [claimed]
he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.
>6. Plot point 2
>7. Plot point 3
>8. Plot point 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:35:46 2021 No.18716194 >>18716089 reroll

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:36:54 2021 No.18716198

>>18716183 (You)
>>18716183 (You)
>>18716183 (You)
>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 [claimed]
a can of Miller High Life that can talk
>3. Side Character 2 [claimed]
the Weltgeist of the year 1864
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
>5. Plot point 1 [claimed]
he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.
>6. Plot point 2
>7. Plot point 3
>8. Plot point 4

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:38:53 2021 No.18716208

>>18715983
>Side character 1: Charles - An honest working farmer who sits around an agricultural supply store with his friend (side character 2) that he may or may not have used to own.
>Side character 2: Enjoys berating unfortunate city slickers that come enter the agricultural supply store

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:42:38 2021 No.18716232 YES THE TALKING CAN OF MILLER HIGHLIFE MADE IT. Ok for plot point 3 the miller highlife needs to be drank and its the climax of the story somehow

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:45:03 2021 No.18716241 plot point 2: Dweezil finishes the Phenomenology of Spirit and actually tries to put it into practice mystically

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:46:03 2021 No.18716244

sure, fuck it
>>18716183 (You)
>>18716183 (You)
>>18716183 (You)
>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 [claimed]
a can of Miller High Life that can talk
>3. Side Character 2 [claimed]
the Weltgeist of the year 1864
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
>5. Plot point 1 [claimed]
he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.
>6. Plot point 2
>7. Plot point 3
the miller highlife needs to be drank and its the climax of the story somehow
>8. Plot point 4

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:46:48 2021 No.18716252 >>18716241 reroll We will need the Hegelians for this one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:47:11 2021 No.18716254 >>18716198 Antagonist's name is Retardo. 5'4 Romanian man who wears a diaper and has a magic rattle. Wants to use the rattle to reincarnate Kim Il-Sung

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:49:23 2021 No.18716262

>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 [claimed]
a can of Miller High Life that can talk
>3. Side Character 2 [claimed]
the Weltgeist of the year 1864
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
Retardo. 5'4 Romanian man who wears a diaper and has a magic rattle. Wants to use the rattle to reincarnate Kim Il-Sung
>5. Plot point 1 [claimed]
he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.
>6. Plot point 2
Dweezil finishes the Phenomenology of Spirit and actually tries to put it into practice mystically
>7. Plot point 3
the miller highlife needs to be drank and its the climax of the story somehow
>8. Plot point 4

All we need is the last plot point

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:53:00 2021 No.18716278 >>18716262 The tattoo has the code for nuclear missiles,

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:54:46 2021 No.18716285

Okay, thank you folks. High quality stuff we've got to work with here. Please do it justice. How do you want to do the writing? Claim scenes or something?

>1. Main Character [claimed]
Main character is named Dweezil, he is a 6'5 Korean man from Jeju island living in Buenos Aires
>2. Side Character 1 [claimed]
a can of Miller High Life that can talk
>3. Side Character 2 [claimed]
the Weltgeist of the year 1864
>4. Antagonist or Conflict (name if applicable + description)
Retardo. 5'4 Romanian man who wears a diaper and has a magic rattle. Wants to use the rattle to reincarnate Kim Il-Sung
>5. Plot point 1 [claimed]
he wakes to find a tattoo of a door knob on his stomach. Rather than what the reader would expect, that he doesn't know how he go it, he is confused because he doesn't know what a door knob is.
>6. Plot point 2
Dweezil finishes the Phenomenology of Spirit and actually tries to put it into practice mystically
>7. Plot point 3
the miller highlife needs to be drank and its the climax of the story somehow
>8. Plot point 4
The tattoo has the code for nuclear missiles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:58:16 2021 No.18716301 >>18716285 is there an anonymous live collaborative writing thing a la google drive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 00:59:53 2021 No.18716309 >>18716285 yea desu bro im not gonna write shit. i just wanted to see how someone could fit a talking can of beer into a story and i really hope one of you does it nicely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:04:26 2021 No.18716328 >>18716285 This>>18716301

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:06:58 2021 No.18716339 >>18716328 >>18716301 I don't know if this will work, first thing I found on google http://meetingwords.com/U1BZ1wY48x http://meetingwords.com/U1BZ1wY48x http://meetingwords.com/U1BZ1wY48x

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:10:09 2021 No.18716349 >>18716339 Its working. Slightly scuffed but usable. Get in here faggots

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:14:24 2021 No.18716370

>>18716285
>How do you want to do the writing?
come up with a general outline and then provide sections for people to claim. Or I also like the idea of anons first writing paragraphs asynchronously and disorderly that cohere with the characters/plot points, then taking bits and pieces of what's posted and stringing them together. Everyone write some gospel then we'll have our council of nicea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:24:29 2021 No.18716405 >>18716370 This seems like more work but also more fun

Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:25:32 2021 No.18716410

here is what I wrote so far on the shared writing site:
>The sun is only rarely a man's enemy, but as Baek Dweezil awoke, he decided that he would spend the day directing all the hate his heart could muster towards that blurry, yellow-white wellspring of suffering. His head pounded as he sat up in a sweat-soaked bed. The old apartment rippled and bubbled around him as his stomach flipped. It was going to be a long day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 01:25:47 2021 No.18716412 >>18716370 >>18716405 I mean anon writing whatever they want and we make the story after

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