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1871553 No.1871553 [Reply] [Original]

almost long enough to cut to a mustache

question:

how low should I cut it?

>> No.1871559

>>1871558
I did...no help so far

>> No.1871558

try asking /fa/

>> No.1871562

>>1871559
so why is your next logical choice of board /lit/?

>> No.1871565

>>1871553

You need to het your eyebrows done and then let it grow out a tad further as you mentioned. Keep the length for it suits your face well enough. but please get your eyebrows done.

Polite Sage because not /lit/

>> No.1871569

>>1871553

Also you might need to use an apricot scrub once a week after cleansing to soften your skin a tad.

>> No.1871575

>>1871565
>>1871569
you are too polite.

>> No.1871576

>>1871553

Also use a lighter trimmer ever once off day to balance the top portion of the beard unless you plan on getting rid of the beard (which you might consider)

>> No.1871603
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1871603

this is how I had it before

>> No.1871608

>>1871603

That looks really super. But PLEASE get your eyebrows done. It will hurt but it is so worth it. And keep that shadowy stubble off of your chin or else you might be mistaken as a ruffian.

And consider the apricot scrub

>> No.1871610

>>1871608
see OP picture

I do trim them

>> No.1871613

>>1871610

You should not trim them. Go to the salon and get them shaped by waxing or threading. You seem like me so you might need it about once every 3 weeks but it is a small price to pay for looking good.

I think that mustache is ripping good though.

>> No.1871630

What the fuck does this have to do with literature?

>> No.1871629
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>> No.1871628

>>1871603
I don't know if you are interested in being attractive to females, but let me just say as a member of that gender that your mustache is particularly horrible.

>> No.1871632

>>1871630

Nothing and it should not be here.

>>1871628

Matched with the proper clothing and cut he would look rather presentable.

Ok final polite sage

>> No.1871637

>>1871632
I couldn't imagine a worse scenario than that mustache being against my vagina.
That is what every woman thinks.
The end.

>> No.1871686

get out you miserable fuck.

>> No.1871704
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1871704

Are you trying to look like Frank Zappa or something?

>> No.1871705

>>1871603
dat knuckle hair

>> No.1871706

>>1871637
good

then maybe women will leave me the fuck alone and let me live my life

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1871709

>>1871603
YOU ARE A REAL MAN
BROFIST.JPG

>> No.1871728

obligatory sage for untrimmed unibrow

>> No.1872561

>>1871728
what sage?

>> No.1872568

more like musTRASH

>> No.1872570

I respect your facial hair OP. I'm growing a beard but my mustache does not fill in well enough to pull it off solo. The Van Dyck is bold and can complement an angular face well. I do have to put my vote in for letting it all be and growing a full proper beard first, as this is the manliest and most /lit/ appropriate option.


I would sage on principle, but beards are essential to both reading and classic manliness, which are held in high esteem by the real members of /lit/. Also, any real woman loves a man with a beard and there are plenty out there.

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1872586

Come back when you can grow a real mustache.