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Orgasm is the forbidden fruit.

>> No.18711838

knowledge isn't orgasm

>> No.18711842

>>18711838
The forbidden fruit was the knowledge of orgasm.

>> No.18711862

>>18711842
Was the apple actually just a metaphor for the clitoris this whole time???

>> No.18711879

>>18711821
But what exactly is orgasm? Does it really exist as we know it? It's a way of life that can never be attained by others, but only experienced once by each and every individual person in this world. It is something so precious to all people who have ever lived; it has been the subject of countless tales throughout history. There are those who seek out orgasms with their eyes wide open, while there are those who try desperately not to think about them at all. For some, an orgasm might mean nothing more than feeling pleasure from sex—but for many, they're far greater things: the pinnacle of existence. The greatest thing anyone could possibly feel.
The word itself comes from Greek roots (orgazomai), meaning "to set off" or "go." In other words, when you get your first orgasm, you've reached your destination. You've finally arrived at the end point of your journey, where everything becomes clear. And yet... if someone were to ask me whether I'd like to go back again, my answer would undoubtedly be no. Why do we want to return to such a place? To live through another experience just like it? No thanks!

>> No.18711897

>>18711862
Yes.
>>18711879
Considering an orgasm to be the pinnacle of existence is the very definition of materialism; Jesus was conceived through immaculate conception - impregnation without orgasm

>> No.18711901

>>18711842
so they realized it and got clothes? Because othewise they wouldnt be able to handle it? it is just knowledge of the self and death, basically not being an animal anymore. god dasid that man would die if he ate it, and that is what happened, also instead pf living off collecting he starging working fields and agrociulture

>> No.18711907

>>18711842
This

>> No.18711914

>>18711901
When God said man would die, he did not mean in a literal sense. Once your seed is expelled your soul atrophies, and the more you do it the more spitritually zombie-like and close to death you become

>> No.18711925

>>18711862
No, because it doesn't take a strong jaw to bite through a clitoris.

The forbidden fruit is the knowledge that all buttholes are the same and women are just extraneous parasites whose singular role is to fabricate their own necessity via illusions.

Homosexuality is freedom

>> No.18711935

>>18711914
he literally said tree of knowledge of good and evil, not tree of knowledge of orgasm or pleasure or whavever, it is GOOOD AND EVIL

>> No.18711946

>>18711914
that is part of it, but definitely not all of it.

>> No.18711949

>>18711935
Read between the lines, numb nuts. Everything said in the Bible is a metaphor for a deeper meaning... which happens to be "orgasm bad". I wish I was joking. When Jesus walked on water, what he actually did was master his sexual waters, aka jizz. He tamed his sexuality. Don't you see?

>> No.18711961

>>18711949
God promotes childbirth and enhances fertility in Genesis

>> No.18711970

>>18711949
orgasms can be reinvigoraating if you know what you are doing, just saying

>> No.18711979

>>18711949
Can you explain to me the difference between the tree of life and tree of knowledge then? Why did God put swords and cherubs around the latter but not the former?

>> No.18711982

>>18711961
Yes. But what you may not know, is that immaculate conception means insemination sans the coom. You can impregnate someone without cooming! This is why Jesus was born without sin.

>> No.18711992

>>18711979
Sorry, around the former, not the latter.

>> No.18712043

holy shit

>> No.18712142

Interesting thread.
I recall in Autobiography of a Yogi that Sri Yukteswar (who was a scholar in both Hindu and Christian literature) said the biblical serpent represented the coiled Kundalini in the spinal column. He said the misuse of sexuality is what led to the "fall of man."

>> No.18712175

>>18712142
That is completely true.

>> No.18712179

>>18711821
Your life ends the first time you orgasm

>> No.18712188

>>18711821
It's thinking

>> No.18712192

>>18711821
But it isn't

>> No.18712196

>>18712179
Does this mean we could have charged Uncle Joe with murder too?

>> No.18712219

>>18711821
I masturbated last night before bed even though I know that it disrupts my sleeping, which it did, but now thanks to my actions I now no longer list after booba and can fulfil my motivations to their fullest extent; baring any physical exertion thanks to lack of energy from a poor sleep.

>> No.18712230

>>18711842
It was the knowledge of the G-point.

>> No.18712234

>>18711925
Based and buttholepilled

>> No.18712273

>>18711925
no, homosexuality is propaganda ya dumb fuck

>> No.18712279

>>18712219
Based on your post, it is fair to assume you are in a constant state of spiritual sleep

>> No.18712294
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>>18712279
Based on your post, it is fair to assume you are in a constant state of presumption