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I think this board would improve tremendously if you guys had sex.

>> No.18705114

>>18705109
Don't worry, I've been doing nofap for 4 days and 13 hours.

>> No.18705118

>>18705114
I'm witchu

>> No.18705122

>>18705118
You're doing NoChan after sunrise, right?

>> No.18705123

>>18705109
With who? Do you know how much porn I've watched? The only people I've enjoyed having sex with have BPD. Otherwise, most women just enjoy vanilla sex -- which I just can't do anymore. So I'm stuck with porn or BPD. It sucks. I guess I could do noFap for a few months and reset my brain, but fuck

>> No.18705128

>>18705109
Just had it about a few hours ago.
What now?

>> No.18705129

>>18705122
I took this vow yesterday while watching the sunrise....but I failed

STOP READING MY MIND AND MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY AAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.18705131

>>18705109
I want to 2002 Gujarat riot on them

>> No.18705135

>>18705123
What's the difference between BPD mating and "vanilla" mating?

>> No.18705138
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>>18705109
This board has gone to shit since I started to have sex more frequently

>> No.18705147
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18705147

>>18705109
I just need affection, no sex, just cuddles or something

>> No.18705153

>>18705147
Fucking psychopathic loser

>> No.18705163

>>18705109
I'm not a slave to my flesh
I'm trying to break free

>> No.18705165

>>18705135
BPD mating involves copulating with an artist type who will probably make a false rape accusation against you down the road. Vanilla mating is defined by being told to get "a fucking job" both before and after sex

>> No.18705174

>>18705153
I'm a psychopath and a loser, how'd you know

>> No.18705237

>>18705109
Joke's on you, I became more paranoid and conspiratorial after I got a girlfriend, if anything

>> No.18705249

>>18705237
>I became more paranoid and conspiratorial after I got a girlfriend
This is very common, and usually for a reason. Most gfs have fuckbuddies on the side

>> No.18705251

>>18705109
SAUCE?? NOW!

>> No.18705269

>>18705249
men cheat more though, so females have more excuses to be paranoid. I think its just inborn for males to be paranoiac, becauses females were sure of who was their child in our ancestral environment, whereas men had to be paranoid about it and those who were more paranoid than other passed their genes into the next generations

>> No.18705271

>>18705109
I have sex regularly and have a successful career and am an atrocious poster though.

I was a creative and happy fun poster when I was young. It's not inceldom, but the parallel track of monogamy (monotony) and career ladder that have driven me bitter and insane.

>> No.18705277

>>18705269
>men cheat more though
You got sauce for that claim buddy?

>> No.18705280

>>18705277
Probably studies where men were willing to admit it where as women always lie to protect an image theyve created of themself.

>> No.18705289

>>18705269
Based on my anecdotal experience (very busy social and dating life aged 15-25) I'd say that 50% of males and 80% of females in stable relationships are open to cheating. Girls tend to be harder to convince but vast majority of them are willing to be unfaithful with an alpha male.

>> No.18705290

>>18705277
the statistics show that women cheat more between 18-29, but as they age and the prospect of finding another suitor lessens so they don't cheat anymore, as in they "settle down", or at least that's how I interpreted it anyway, where as males age and amass experience and wealth start cheating significantly more around middle age to even 80+

>> No.18705292

>>18705280
Many such cases!

>> No.18705293

>>18705290
so if you're young and your girlfriend is young, assume she's cheating on you

>> No.18705294

I just want some butters pucci thats all

but you're correct

>> No.18705295

>>18705290
another more cynical take could be that when women age above 30 and still hasn't settled down yet she'll lower her standards and just find a random bloke she meets and get into a loveless marriage to get on with life

>> No.18705299

>>18705290
Well that makes sense, but I'd still be cautious to trust any cheating stats because as we all know lying is woman's second nature, especially when it comes to sex.

>> No.18705300

>>18705277
https://ifstudies.org/blog/who-cheats-more-the-demographics-of-cheating-in-america

>> No.18705302

>>18705293
Yes

>> No.18705303

>>18705290
beauty fades, maturity and masculinity grows

>> No.18705310

>>18705300
>while married
>aged 29+
See >>18705290 >>18705295

>> No.18705313

>>18705310
Yeah, just noticed, my bad

>> No.18705314

>>18705109
PROVIDE SAUCE NOW!?!!

>> No.18705318

Bitches go for nothing
Bitches go for nothing
Them bitches go for nothing
Them bitches go for nothing
Bitches go for nothing
Bitches go for nothing
Bitches go for nothing
Roll up in Range Rove
I roll up in Range Rove
Bitches go for nothing
Bitches go for nothing
Bitches go for nothing
Roll up in Range Rove
I roll up in Range Rove
I'll never go broke 'cause these
Bitches go for nothing

>> No.18705320

>>18705109
Women always say i should have sex to like them and not to talk to them. Huh.

>> No.18705324

>>18705303
yeah...
okay..
Been a kissless, hugless, contactless, virgin who's single for as long as he was born, I think it's time for me to just move on from this retarded american mindset
I want to start hiking and sight seeing, feels kind of fun, plus, the chance of me just tripping and dying in an unknown ditch is an added bonus.

>> No.18705328

>>18705271
Bro it's because monogamy doesn't mean what it used to. Monogamy, in years prior, meant unfettered access to a womb that would make you babies - now it means fettered access to sex without babies.

>> No.18705409
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>>18705147
get a german shepherd, he/she will love you no matter what and you will likely not care about women at all anymore

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18705421

This is an awful thread that should immediately be deleted.

>> No.18705423

>>18705324
Based, my top 3 death fantasies are
#1 getting healthy and dying of a sudden heart attack in front of a hospital so I can donate all my organs
#2 accidently drowning after saving somebody else from drowning
#3 slipping off of a hiking trail and breaking my neck

>> No.18705431

>>18705423
Mine is flying down the touge at the very limit of grip and having a suspension component break and send me over the side of a cliff.

>> No.18705439
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>>18705423
I think you are kind
My fantasy is a death during consensual sex with multiple women
Pic related

>> No.18705464

>>18705153
Sex is overrated