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show me your "new book got delivered" face
Go!

>> No.18703884
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>>18703880
Niggers are America’s gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They’re not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn’t blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you’d beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they’re allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus MLK’s birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.

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>>18703880

>> No.18703964

this is maybe the worst thread

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>>18703964
It’s not good. But there are worse.

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>> No.18703990

>>18703984
this you?

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>> No.18704002

>>18703994
Laura, are you Gardner?

>> No.18704004

>>18704002
I'm Fucking Gardner.

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>> No.18704017

>>18704004
Prove it

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>>18704004
Well, why did Laura just post your picture?

>> No.18704185

>>18703880
I bought Discourse on the Physicality of Human Consciousness in the Classical Tradition and it was blogpost tier and I regret paying money for it. Not bad, but not even close to worth the price. Give me back my money.

Also this thread is irredeemably fucking gay.

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>mfw

>> No.18704195

>>18704185
Also, no I'm not buying your other book. Get fucked.

>> No.18704197

>>18704185
lel
post pic of it?

>> No.18704424

>>18703971
I want to massage Bjork's cute little pale feet forever

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>do you expect me to talk mr bond?
>no mr book, I expect you to sit in the unread pile for a few years

>> No.18704514

>>18703971
Björk is a cute. CUTE

>> No.18704527

>>18704514
Also wanted to add that butterfly is ugly as fuck unlike Björk

>> No.18704539

>>18704190
>shadman

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>>18704004

>> No.18704604

>>18704017
>>18704126
>>18704590
No, I'm not him. I'm Fucking Gardner.

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>>18703880

>> No.18704632

>>18703971
You aren't bjork, you're ugly as fuck and have no talent at all except maybe flicking your 50 something year old bean.