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18690322 No.18690322 [Reply] [Original]

now that the dust has finally settled... did Christ ever laugh?

>> No.18690327

only when he saw your small penis lol

>> No.18690328

>>18690322
>I am all in all

Yes.

>> No.18690335

>>18690322
He was a psychopath like Jim Jones.

>> No.18690348

Sorry I misquoted that, that was from Paul. Here is a better one.

>These things I have spoken to you so that My joy may be in you, and that your joy may be made full.

>> No.18690351

>>18690327
it was still big enough to satisfy your mom last night lol

>> No.18690822

>>18690322
I dont think that this jewish rebel has much to laugh while boiling in a lake of excrement.

>> No.18690835

>>18690322
he must have at least smirked when he turned water into fucking wine. it's a hella cool party trick.

>> No.18690889
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>>18690822
Talmudic heretic, that's why your tribe was divided to never join again. The first temple fell with Solomon and the second temple fell after the rejection of Jesus, Son of God.

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>>18690322
There wasn’t any such person, so no.

>> No.18690934

>>18690906
I am not a Muslim, but when it comes to the ancient Middle East, the text I trust most is the Quran. According to the Quran Jesus was real, so I think Jesus was real.

>> No.18690952

>>18690906
mothfaggot feels the need to shit up every thread with his 6edgy4u opinions for some reason, perhaps they are autistic?? anons, discuss

>> No.18690962

>>18690906
Mentioned in Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, and early Christians mentioned by both Pliny the Elder and Trajan.

>> No.18690966

>>18690906
So this is your place to run away after you got completely BTFO in the thread you made, tranny?

>> No.18690969
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>>18690952
isn't she some 40-year-old lesbian, there's no more cruel fate God could have given to her.

>> No.18691011

>>18690969
lol really, that is actually one of the worst lives I can imagine, are there caps of this somewhere?

>> No.18691025

> Readers who have any tincture of Psychology know how much is to be inferred from this; and that no man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. How much lies in Laughter: the cipher-key, wherewith we decipher the whole man! Some men wear an everlasting barren simper; in the smile of others lies a cold glitter as of ice: the fewest are able to laugh, what can be called laughing, but only sniff and titter and snigger from the throat outwards; or at best, produce some whiffling husky cachinnation, as if they were laughing through wool: of none such comes good. The man who cannot laugh is not only fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; but his whole life is already a treason and a stratagem.
Thomas Carlyle — Sartor Resartus

>> No.18691333

>>18690962
>Josephus
Titus Flavius Josephus. He’s one of the conmen.

>>18690966
It’s a very plausible theory.

>> No.18692042

>He whom you saw on the tree, glad and laughing, this is the living Jesus. But this one into whose hands and feet they drive the nails is his fleshly part, which is the substitute being put to shame, the one who came into being in his likeness. But look at him and me."

>> No.18692109

>>18690322
What about Aristotle’s great big joke book?

>> No.18692129

>>18690322
What was the conclusion of this discussion in "The Name of the Rose"?
I forgot.

>> No.18692137
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>>18690322
Jesus was definitely more of a crybaby

>> No.18692141

>>18690322
This storm had especially gripped the young theologians of the day, who instead of, in humility and earnestness, giving themselves to appropriate, in inwardness, the highest truths, were, so to speak, taught to play ball with them according to the laws of speculation; they were brought up in the fantasy that they could in a half year’s time be initiated into a wisdom, which made superfluous the experience of an entire life.

>> No.18692142

>>18692137
looks like something a jew would write

>> No.18692156

>>18692129
That is a thought provoking book, anon.

>> No.18692160

>>18692142
Meanwhile, a true-blooded aryan would write about the resurrection of a semite on a stick, and how he demanded a life of poverty and submission. Of course.

>> No.18692188

>>18692156
I read it some time now and did enjoy it; but I only got past that part... I had to do a school project (I think?) and by then I didn't have the time to finish it.
In the book they asked this question (which is why OP might've created this thread), but I don't think it got resolved.

>> No.18692197

>>18692188
Yes, it doesn't. They are arguing over religious things.

>> No.18692198

I'm sure he did.

>> No.18692222

>>18690322
Where is Jesus mentioned in the Quran?

>> No.18692234

>>18692197
lmao
>>18692222
check'd and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

>> No.18692242

>>18690966
I don't think she's a tranny, just a rapidly aging cat lady in training.

>> No.18692249

>>18692160
Jesus did not demand a life of poverty you subversive kike. He came on Earth with a sword

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>>18692249
>It is easier to for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven
>If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and you will have treasure in heaven