Rupi Thread

[Anonymous No.18681476]

Discuss Rupi Kaur.

[Anonymous No.18681482]

no thanks

[Anonymous No.18681489]

>>18681482
Why the fuck not? She's kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.18681493]

Rupi Kaur
Sour taste on my
Lips
Like bile or like that one time
I shat my pants
At a friend's pace
- Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.18681506]

>>18681476
I love how she makes incels seethe with impotent rage because she’s the only culturally relevant poet nowadays.

Some of her stuff is objectively world class quality.

[Anonymous No.18681514]

>>18681506
Post that world class quality

[Anonymous No.18681515]

>>18681506

[Anonymous No.18681525]

>>18681515
Is this real? Is this the whole thing? She just copied some stoic catchphrase?

[Anonymous No.18681527]

>>18681476
who dis. Redpill me on her

[Anonymous No.18681528]

>>18681525
Appears so.

[Anonymous No.18681531]

>>18681514
they convinced me
i only had a few good years left
before i was replaced by a girl younger than me
as though men yield power with age
but women grow into irrelevance
they can keep their lies
for i have just gotten started
i feel as though i just left the womb
my twenties are the warm-up
for what i'm really about to do
wait till you see me in my thirties
now that will be a proper introduction
to the nasty, wild, woman in me,
how can i leave before the party's started
rehearsals begin at forty
i ripen with age
i do not come with an expiration date
and now
for the main event
curtains up at fifty
let's begin the show

[Anonymous No.18681538]

>>18681531
Literally live laugh love tier anon. You have to be kidding

[Anonymous No.18681541]

>>18681531

[Laura Numeroff !BmHtx5LcGM No.18681556]

Rupi Kaur
Poopy power
What a day
I crapped for hours

Greasy curry
Tummy sour
Your humble words,
My bowels empowered

Poopi Rupi
Do your duty
Use your poems
To wipe my booty

Get in duly
Don’t be snooty
Here’s comes another
Prepare for doodie

[Anonymous No.18681636]

>>18681531
>>18681541

[Anonymous No.18681728]

>>18681527
cognitowarfare adept who learned to deal physical damage with shitty poetry

[Anonymous No.18681754]

>>18681476
what are her feet like

[Anonymous No.18681788]

There's nothing to discuss, she's a shallow narcissist completely lacking in talent, maturity, and self awareness, she is simply good at marketing an an "image" that sells in today's shallow, narcissistic, gynocentric, woke culture. A female journalist did a profile on her after the release of her second book, it shows what kind of person she is.
> We’ve been sitting in Union Square, on a bench near a flock of volatile pigeons; Kaur has ignored them to an impressive degree, but eventually her publicist suggests we go someplace else. It begins to rain, and so we head toward the Strand. The publicist has warned me in advance that this could be a challenging place to speak — “They adore her,” so she may be obliged to sign books — but we are able to browse undisturbed.
>“I will always go into a used bookstore,” she says, even when she’s working. “I’ll collect a lot of covers that inspire me — whether it’s the paper inside, whether it’s a font, so then later I can be like, okay, how’s mine going to look?”
>On a cart at the Strand, Milk and Honey sits alongside Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay, Men Explain Things to Me by Rebecca Solnit, and Between the World and Me by Ta-Nehesi Coates. Kaur read half of Between the World and Me. “I had to take notes,” she says — it was “more academic” than her typical reading. Recently she got Notorious RBG, and she’s been enjoying that.
>"This guy is the best,” she says, noticing an edition of Kafka’s complete stories; she’s referring to Peter Mendelsund, the book’s designer. “The dream is to have him design my next book.” His work, she points out, translates well across media — to different sizes, to posters, to digital.

[Anonymous No.18681827]

>>18681788
>muh font sizes
>muh cover art
>notorious RBG
holy bugman

[Anonymous No.18681835]

SISTERHOOD

leaving the restaurant
i passed a table
on which someone had left a
$20 tip

the waitress was busy
and had not yet come back to clear

that $20 bill is in my purse now but
it's in her purse too

we are all one
we are all women
we are all human beings

when i return to that restaurant
i will smile
at the waitress

because we are holding hands

although

she does not know it

— by rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.18681845]

>>18681788
>she is simply good at marketing
I'll never even understand what this practically means in the minds of people who say it. Everyone gives a different answer like "just post a lot" and other things that are obviously meaningless to 99% of people who do them. These people are just pushed up by other, influent people they know, or they have a lot of money to buy likes. They're always someone's protege. Marketing has nothing to do with sucking dick so I don't understand what people mean. There are probably thousands of people who do the same crap.

[Anonymous No.18681848]

I didn't look it up, but let me guess.

She's absolutely obsessed with white cock.

[Anonymous No.18681858]

so much
depends

for the retirement
home

[Anonymous No.18681864]

>>18681835
I cannot tell whether I find this based because it advocates for gynocentric anarcho-theftism, or cringe because she justifies stealing literally by just saying "am woman"

[Anonymous No.18681865]

>>18681476
It's for brain dead women who spend too much time on Instagram.

[Anonymous No.18681876]

>>18681835
this can't be real

[Anonymous No.18681883]

anyone who has spent a good chunk of time in any "woke" city will understand why rupi is popular in any respect

[Anonymous No.18681896]

>>18681883
are you implying this is all like a social media stock market? that people love her because the abysmal quality of her work is predictive that it will be popular?

[Anonymous No.18681912]

>>18681896
It's more like the themes she takes on are meant to portray how much of a strong and thoughtful WOMAN she is, and that she simply checks all the boxes of mainstream opinion on what is "bold" and "important" writing

[Anonymous No.18681916]

>>18681883
Let me guess, it's because she's a shitskin whore

[Anonymous No.18681918]

EMPLOYMENT

my gardener
has stopped weeding
and is resting

his back hurts
and he has to work such long
hours
for such low wages

employer and employee
what stern words they are
how can we be truly
human
when we must fit these roles

i like to think
that if he could
see into my heart

he would work for nothing

— Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.18681921]

>>18681912
I just refuse to believe that people like this on a basis of taste, or even political. It's too shit. It must be some kind of psyop or kike magic

[Anonymous No.18681925]

>>18681876
Rupi didn't write it but I like to think she would approve.

[Anonymous No.18681926]

>>18681918
please tell me this is made up, it cannot be

[Anonymous No.18681929]

>>18681476
That's a man

[Anonymous No.18681932]

>>18681835
Wtf I love rupi now

[Anonymous No.18681940]

>>18681531
I'm not against feminism, but this is just pathetic, talk about cope.

[Anonymous No.18681984]

Their glance
Judging me as if I near my expiration date
Causes my bowels to clench in disgust
I walk outside to the street
Squat
And release
Oops I got some on my shoe
Men are such pigs
Live
Laugh
Love

Designation by Rupee Kapoo

[Anonymous No.18681992]

REVENGE

on the day he
left me
i went to his workplace and
found his car in the parking lot
and scraped my keys along the side

the scar was deep and ugly but not
as deep
as the scar in my soul

then i remembered
his car is blue not red

please forgive me
red car owner

i am a woman of passion

in my position
you would have done the same

— Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.18681996]

>>18681992
oh nono Rupi no

[Laura Numeroff !BmHtx5LcGM No.18682004]

>>18681835
>>18681918
>>18681992
Good lord, this is some based

[Anonymous No.18682052]

[Anonymous No.18682079]

LOVE AND LOOSE CHANGE

my pop-tarts are $2.99
but i have only 53 cents

the cashier is stern
do i have some other way to pay

if society only taught us
to open our hearts
he would let me pay with gratitude

but gratitude is not
viable currency
these days
it appears

i grab the pop-tarts
and make a dash for it but security

catches me at the door

there is so little love
in the world

— Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.18682174]

>>18682079
i watched rupi
try to steal pop tarts
the girl at the counter was
very nice and professional

she pretended not to hear
but eventually turned back around and brought
them to the counter

rupi insisted she scan the boxes
one by one
to prevent
electrical infetterence

[Anonymous No.18682206]

>>18681506
bro wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.18682262]

>>18682206
it's bait, anon

[Anonymous No.18682424]

>>18681918
kek, you've posted this before, still golden

[Anonymous No.18682439]

>>18681506
excellent bait anon

[Anonymous No.18682839]

>>18681788
>"This guy is the best,” she says, noticing an edition of Kafka’s complete stories; she’s referring to Peter Mendelsund, the book’s designer
Good fucking Lord.

[Anonymous No.18682900]

>>18682839
based

[Anonymous No.18683325]

>>18681476

[Anonymous No.18683326]

>>18683325
kek

[Anonymous No.18683355]

>>18681531
Shallow insight combined with blank verse structure. Confessional poetry that's contrived optimism, ideologically guided by a simplistic take on gender roles and the wisdom of age (the latter of which isn't even addressed, the poem is carried by unironic youthful narcissism).

World-class? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18683364]

>>18681531
Really not that bad, I like it and can feel how satisfying it would be to an intelligent woman to be able to stand on my merits and not just skate by on my looks.

[Anonymous No.18683400]

>>18681788
This interview should be turned into a novel.

[Anonymous No.18683417]

>>18681531
>curtains up
pretty good name for vaginoplasty tbqh

[Anonymous No.18683420]

>>18681506
>only culturally relevant poet
Damn your culture must suck ass. Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.18683423]

>>18683400
It's not real, right?

[Anonymous No.18683431]

I can say in complete earnest that I am unable to distinguish Kaur's poetry from satire. I was absolutely convinced this >>18681531 was a parody.

[Anonymous No.18683439]

>>18683431
don't worry this is normal

[Anonymous No.18683448]

>>18683423
Don’t know, don’t care really, but it would be beautiful mind splitting “fiction”.

[Anonymous No.18683457]

>>18681531
Holy fuck how can you publish this cope with such little self awareness

[Anonymous No.18683458]

>>18683423
Same anon again, here you go

https://www.thecut.com/2017/10/profile-rupi-kaur-author-of-milk-and-honey.html

[Anonymous No.18683463]

>>18681531
>i do not come with an expiration date
Is Rupi immortal, bros?

[Anonymous No.18683485]

>>18681531
>cannot help but read it in Apu accent

[Anonymous No.18683668]

Someone post her feet essay

[Anonymous No.18683800]

>>18681531
Holy cope