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>mfw mom gifts me 12 Rules for Life

>> No.18680757

>>18680750
Read it, it was a gift.

>> No.18680767

And uhhh... That's really quite kind of your mother anon, roughly speaking

>> No.18680770

>>18680750
you should
it's a book about rules your parents should've taught you before you moved out.

>> No.18680773

>>18680750
My condolences

>> No.18680778

>>18680770
read it, that is
you should read it

>> No.18680796

>get your life together and get out my house so i can fuck your father in the living room: the gift

>> No.18680814

>>18680750
I read this and although it all is obvious anyway to the point that I am surprised people needed to read it.
I wish I read it when youngerb ut it is hardly anything special.

People hate on him a bit too much IMO.

>> No.18680836

Your mom is probably an alt-right nazi

>> No.18680855

>>18680770
I don't think OP has moved out yet.

>> No.18680873

>>18680836
This. Fuck her just to be safe.

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>>18680750
Sounds like you have a loving mother.

>> No.18681282

>>18680750
She just wants the best for you.
Has she read it? If yes you could spend time stating refutes to it.

>> No.18681507

>>18680750
she wants u to be introduced with the idea of the oedipal mother in the most sfw possible way anon.just finish reading it and then stand up straight,wash ur pinus with a scotch-brite and blow a big load in ur momma's hole all day n night.
and as this>>18681282 anon said she wants the best for u.
.

>> No.18682753

>>18680750
what made jordan cry so much in this pic?

>> No.18682765

>>18682753
benzos

>> No.18683430

>>18680750
>OP's mom gives him a useful, popular book for him
>OP takes it as an insult
You still have your mom and she bought you something. You should try to look at things from a different perspective.

>> No.18683441

>>18680750
What was wrong with Memerson in that clip?

>> No.18683502

>>18682753
>>18683441
its a fucking edit you dunderbrains

>> No.18684148

>>18680750
My mom gave me a sharpening stone for my birthday, and my dad gave me a mortar and pestle. Maybe you should stop being a bitch, so you don't receive bitches' gifts

>> No.18684153

my mom gave me a copy too lol. it's not a bad book. my only complaint is he does some tricky stuff to try to get you to believe in jesus but I didn't fall for it. the stuff about his daughter at the end was probably the most inspirational part.

>> No.18684171

>>18684148
based chef chad

>> No.18684173

>>18684148
Based parents!

Can you cook, anon?

>> No.18684189

>>18680814
>I am surprised people needed to read it.
I have a friend who as a child had learned all these things. His parents drilling the lessons into him at every stage of youth.
Yet he still ignored everything and became a mindless gamer. Then gets into Peterson, reads 12 rules, "oh my god this is amazing!". Even went as far as to recommend the book to his parents. His dad said to me "this is a joke right, we taught him all this shit when he was a kid."

>> No.18684191

>>18684173
I try to improve everyday. I'm a lazy cook though, so I mostly enjoy making stews.

>> No.18684316

>>18684189
Tragically comedic.

>> No.18684359

>talking shit about a mother who loves you gifting you something
Off yourself you little ungrateful shit

>> No.18684470

>>18684189
kek

>> No.18684674

BOOKS ARE USUALLY TERRIBLE GIFTS. MY RULE: DO NOT GIFT BOOKS I HAVE NOT READ.

>> No.18684959

>>18684189
unironically if you do a good job your kid will learn the good shit
what their parents probably did is tell him some jpb platitudes during meals and leave him the whtgole day in front of the TV

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>> No.18685697

>>18680796
wow based

>> No.18685734

>>18680750
mine gave me a Corono denial book ;_;

>> No.18685736

>>18685734
*Corona

>> No.18685754

i got the subtle art of not giving a heck

>> No.18685778

>>18685734
Wild. Did you read it?

>> No.18685978

>>18685778
No, I threw it against the wall and stuck a knife in it.

>> No.18685980

>>18685978
Wild.

>> No.18685986

>>18684959
Nah, hes just a dumb ass who thinks everything is invalid until its discovered through experience.

>> No.18685997

>>18680796
this is literally my case now

>> No.18686004

My sister gifted it to me for a my birthday. I am admittedly a mess, but I've always considered Peterson to be a grifter and charlatan. I've only read the introduction by some other dude and the first "rule", and yikes.

>> No.18686019

>>18686004
pure american post

>> No.18686124

>>18686004
>I've always considered Peterson to be a grifter and charlatan
You're absolutely right, stay away from Peterson he is a hack

>> No.18686225

>>18683502
No, it isn't. He literally cried about individualism, I shit you not.

>> No.18686421

>>18680796
lol my parents hate each other

>> No.18686430

>>18683502
He cried making his audiobook