/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18653236]

what will eventually happen to grammar nazis in this age of emojis and acronyms?

[Anonymous No.18653246]

They will die. Traditional concepts of language die.
A new language using symbolic and memetic forms will rise from its death.

[Anonymous No.18653247]

we lost and gave up already around 2016 or so

[Anonymous No.18653272]

what do feedsluts read

[Anonymous No.18653277]

>>18653272
Homer

[Anonymous No.18653290]

>>18653236
replaced by emoji and acronym nazis

[Anonymous No.18653298]

>>18653236
The period and capitalization are disappearing while the semi-colon is more prevalent than ever. I cannot begin to express what a calamitous symbol of our times this is.

[Anonymous No.18653347]

>>18653236
Thall be hunted by nazi hunters lik me.

[Anonymous No.18653367]

>>18653272

unironically Hegel. the dialectical tension between the feedslut and the alpha dom begets a hitherto unforeseen synthesis of masculine Ways of Being in the late capitalist Cumspace.

[Anonymous No.18653443]

>>18653236
i dont get it. are they both gay or just one of them. whose crushes? the cock getting worked or the feedslut? the feedslut is jerking off the other guy while he looks at the feedslut's crushes?

[Anonymous No.18653453]

>>18653236
I still write all of my text messages with proper grammar, correct syntax and complete punctuation. I am quite certain that most of my friends believe that I am autistic.

[Anonymous No.18653455]

>>18653443
this, the fuck is a feedslut,

[Anonymous No.18653489]

>>18653443
i think "work my cock" is figurative and the crushes are the feedslut's.

>>18653453
for some reason it doesn't occur to me at all to use acronyms in text so it looks like i'm autistic in a conversation where the other person is using LOLs and shit liberally. nobody has ever pointed it out. my ex used to say "tho" in text and it made me irrationally angry every time. my life is not a ghetto twitter meme for fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.18653497]

Somebody please explain what a feedslut is? Is it like a tiny gay guy that cums from eating?

[Anonymous No.18653514]

>>18653246
Based, we are headed for a Japanese-style mixture of characters and phonetics

[Anonymous No.18653544]

>>18653497
why does he have to be tiny

[Anonymous No.18653570]

>>18653497

[Anonymous No.18653596]

>>18653544
I assumed an "alpha dom" would want a tiny man.
>>18653570
This has not help clarify things.

[Anonymous No.18653647]

>>18653596
ok apparently he is tiny in a certain sense

[Anonymous No.18653793]

What IS a "feedslut"?

[Anonymous No.18653808]

>>18653647
Tell me what a feedslut is RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.18653814]

>>18653497
>>18653793
>>18653808
>>18653272
Formerly fuckslut

[Anonymous No.18653838]

>>18653489
How does someone with an autism level similar to yours have sex and get a gf

[Anonymous No.18653853]

>>18653453
i deliberately stopped using punctuation because i felt like it made me sound too stiff

[Anonymous No.18653860]

>>18653853
But autocorrect?

[Anonymous No.18653865]

>>18653860
i use a keyboard without autocorrect so that i can have full control over what i type instead of letting my keyboard dictate how i type

[Anonymous No.18654152]

>>18653443
Alpha Dom wants a fatty to come suck his dick while he looks at porn/pics of the fitter people he actually finds attractive. It's for submissive fatties who are into humiliation, and are willing to be degraded to the level of an inhuman cock milking machine whom the Dom doesn't even find attractive.

[Anonymous No.18654553]

>>18653838
i'm not actually autistic face to face. i just feel like i am in text relative to how other people type their messages.

basically what this >>18653853 anon said except i haven't gone through with altering my spelling yet. however, i did turn off automatic capitalization which i think makes messages look more natural and less thought-out.

>>18654152
i'm guessing alpha doms use no punctuation at all, right?

[Anonymous No.18654563]

is there a chart for where to start wirh the feedsluts

[Anonymous No.18654592]

>>18653236
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The ability to write correctly will still be a marker of education and status.

[Anonymous No.18654647]

>>18653570
>goon me out

oh god why did i google gooning

[Anonymous No.18654651]

this one says he's not gay

>>18653489
heres a "tho" for you anon

[Anonymous No.18654655]

>>18654152
so the alpha dom is the gooner? or am i not getting what it means?

[Anonymous No.18654659]

>>18654655
picrel

[Anonymous No.18654711]

>>18654592
You can still white correctly with emoji's and acronyms anon

[Anonymous No.18655082]

I think what happened is these people are so afraid of post nut clarity that they just don't finish.

[Anonymous No.18655086]

>>18653272
Vitruvius

[Anonymous No.18655093]

>>18653236
It do be like dat tho
I'm dead lmaooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18655094]

>>18653246
we're just going back to our roots

[Anonymous No.18655191]

>>18653236
>I’m backed up as fuck
Nigga, I’m on Day 15 of NoFap (started on the first of July). My balls are permanently hard and I’m only halfway there.
I plan to shave off my balls and dick on the 31st and reward myself with a multiple hour, +100 tab edging session finishing with a huge coom on the 1st if August for proving I’m not addicted to porn by abstaining for an entire month.

[Anonymous No.18655287]

>>18653236
>it's "y'all" not "you all" you cishet wh*te scum

[Anonymous No.18655769]

>>18653236
>U+1F602 FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY substitutes punctuation, you can't put it after a period, Oxford says so

[Anonymous No.18656868]

>>18655191
sounds pretty kino ngl

[Anonymous No.18656895]

>>18653298
;)

[Anonymous No.18657003]

>>18655191
>I plan to shave off my balls and dick on the 31st and reward myself with a multiple hour, +100 tab edging session finishing with a huge coom on the 1st if August for proving I’m not addicted to porn
top kek

[Anonymous No.18657032]

>>18657003
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.18657064]

>>18653246
"traditional" is a false dichotomy. the verbose style of henry james is memetics in a purely textual culture, more so when you consider how his later novels were dictated to a secretary and thus essentially stream of consciousness. ironically mirrored in mark twain's late work, wherein he just talked into an early dictaphone to generate his text

imagine writing out in text every single element of an image meme, its subtext and necessary allusions. or, just look at a typical advertisement from before it was cheap and easy to print pictures

[Anonymous No.18657116]

>>18653246
>>18655769
>>U+1F602 FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY
>Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. Every concept that can ever be needed, will be expressed by exactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten. Already, in the Eleventh Edition, we’re not far from that point. But the process will still be continuing long after you and I are dead. Every year fewer and fewer words, and the range of consciousness always a little smaller. Even now, of course, there’s no reason or excuse for committing thoughtcrime. It’s merely a question of self-discipline, reality-control. But in the end there won’t be any need even for that.

[Anonymous No.18657173]

>>18654563
I think there's a chart with the Greeks somewhere, just try to find it

[Anonymous No.18657809]

what about languages with syllabaries

[Anonymous No.18658942]

>>18654152
how is that even a society

[Anonymous No.18660129]

>>18658942
some may say it's not