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i want to trick people into thinking i'm smart
what book do i need to read to accomplish this?

>> No.1862312

or books if need to read more than one

>> No.1862313

The Bible

>rimshot

>> No.1862314

>>1862311
A dictionary.

>> No.1862315
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1862315

the ones in the high tier will make you look smart and they're all really enjoyable too so you should read them even if you weren't planning on it you'll feel like you've found what you've been missing all along

>> No.1862316

READING DOESN'T EQUATE TO KNOWLEDGE IF YOU AREN'T ABLE TO ABSORB AND USE THE INFORMATION.

DON'T FORCE YOURSELF TO MEET OTHER PEOPLES' EXPECTATIONS.

>> No.1862319

>>1862314
my grandma actually read a whole dictionary real talk

>> No.1862323

>>1862319

your grandma is malcolm x?

>> No.1862328

>>1862323
no she is a dutch lady from new jersey

>> No.1862348

Twilight or the Bible.

>> No.1862355

>>1862328
same difference

*rimshot*
*groan*

>> No.1862366

literally the only book you need is ulysses

>> No.1862387

>>1862313
you know i don't know if you're joking or serious because there are edgy atheists on the internet but it's also obviously a supremely important book

>> No.1862480

Brothers Karamazov

>> No.1862490

>>1862315
That's a troll list by the way OP