Advice

[Anonymous No.18603869]

I'm writing a book but I need a better understanding of male sexuality to make it realistic.

Imagine the girl you secretly like invites you for a swim. She shows up wearing this. What would you do? If you had a boner, how would you hide it?

[Anonymous No.18603873]

>>18603869
>I need a better understanding of male sexuality
Are you a fucking woman or something?

[Anonymous No.18603879]

>>18603869
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.18603880]

>>18603873
Yes. Boner concealment is not an issue for us, nobody can tell when we are moist.

[Anonymous No.18603885]

>>18603869
It would be incredibly awkward, lots of stammering and trying very hard not to state; the boner would be unhidable so they would just keep their distance and cover their groin with their hands nonchalantly

[Anonymous No.18603889]

I wouldn't conceal my boner desu.

[Anonymous No.18603890]

>>18603869
Don't hide it, just laugh about it and say it's her fault for being this sizzling hot.

[Anonymous No.18603897]

>>18603880
Top kek for that pic

[Anonymous No.18603898]

>unzips penis

[Anonymous No.18603915]

>>18603869
were I to get a boner I would try to flip it up so it’s sandwiched between my stomach and the waist of my pants. It’s better than just pitching a tent.

[Anonymous No.18603919]

>>18603869
I'd be disgusted with her for being a whore, disgusted with her father for raising a whore, disgusted with society for tolerating whores.

But most of all, I'd be disgusted with myself for ever loving a whore.

[Anonymous No.18603928]

>>18603915
No its not.

[Anonymous No.18603936]

If she shows up in that then not only are her intentions clear but she also doesn't give a fuck about subtlety. Might aswell ask why she didn't just invite me over.

[Anonymous No.18603939]

>>18603928
I'm 468 pounds, i'll hide it in my belly tyvm

[Anonymous No.18603942]

>>18603869
Legit neck yourself whore

[Anonymous No.18603943]

>>18603869
>piercing
ruined

[Anonymous No.18603949]

>>18603869
But you're a male too

[Anonymous No.18603974]

>>18603869
try not to ogle excessively, no boners without physical contact.

[Anonymous No.18604016]

Bro the things i would do for this yellow pucci are un fucking speakable.
Just know how hard i'd let her ram any fitting object down any of my holes

[Anonymous No.18604026]

She do got some good child-bearing hips doe. And when i force her to adopt it i can squeeze her lactating titties onto my face and pretend its her ex bf's cumshot

[Anonymous No.18604032]

>>18603915
I tried this once while wearing nylon trackpants and the boner just forced the waistline down.. Much easier to just tuck it alongside your leg.

[Anonymous No.18604060]

>>18603928
nigger how can you tell me that a dick pointing straight up is more noticeable than a dick point straight out

[Anonymous No.18604066]

>>18604060
Well the head will be out unless you have a fucking micropenis

[Anonymous No.18604093]

>>18604016
>>18604026
Based bottoms

[Anonymous No.18604095]

>>18604066
This, it only works if you've got a shirt on and nobody is looking too much at you.

[Anonymous No.18604099]

>>18604095
Or you're 468 pounds like my guy >>18603939

[Anonymous No.18604112]

>>18603974
But what if she wants to play marco polo?

[Anonymous No.18604114]

>>18604066
>>18604095
why would you not be wearing a shirt
>but we’re going swimming!
this is for outside of the water. in the water how tf is she going to notice the boner

[I hate women No.18604119]

>>18603869
No bitch wears that to a private swim unless they want to get railed by me within first contact. And if it's not private but public then she is a whore that I'll use as my plaything until I have to give an iota of effort, in which case I ditch her.

[Anonymous No.18604205]

>>18604119
>>18603936
Would you just ask bluntly? What's the proper protocol for asking a girl to have sex?

[Anonymous No.18604218]

>>18604205
Just B.E. yourself

[Anonymous No.18604233]

>>18603869
I wouldn't hide it. If I wanted to copulate with this female I'd just ignore it and if she saw it I'd hope she'd take it as a sign that I am a verile man looking to breed.

[Anonymous No.18604251]

>>18604218
The protagonist is shy.

[Anonymous No.18604256]

>>18604251
Sounds like a faggot not worth writing about

[Anonymous No.18604333]

i would not hide it. id act surprised and say theres a snake in my pants.

[Anonymous No.18604498]

>>18603869
>She shows up wearing this. What would you do?
Feel half horny because it's clear I'm fucking her, half disappointed because she's clearly a whore only good to be used as a cumrag.

[Anonymous No.18604504]

>>18603880
I can smell it.

[Anonymous No.18604516]

I would have no need to conceal my erection, as I would have installed my boner-hiding apparatus in advance of our rendezvous

[Anonymous No.18604521]

>>18604498
So, typical Christian schizophrenic misogynist bullshit. Fuck, you people are so weak.

[Anonymous No.18604582]

>>18604521
care to extrapolate?

[Anonymous No.18604587]

>>18603880
fucking retard. Do you not have nipples?

[Anonymous No.18604654]

>>18604587
Bras and bathing suit padding hide those. It's considered lewd for them to poke out, so we don't let that happen.

>>18604498
If you're the only one on the beach with her, it's not really whorish.

[Anonymous No.18604695]

>>18604587
We sometimes masturbate in public by clenching our vaginas.

[Anonymous No.18604697]

I knew this chick in college. Had the tits, but was skinnier. She was in the same sorority of several girls I was seeing. Cool story amirite

[Anonymous No.18604710]

>>18603869
If she invited me for a swim wouldn't I be the one showing up? Or, if we were meeting some place, it's extremely unlikely that she'd hop out of her car looking like that. But.. if I were waiting around at some private swimming place and she just showed up looking like that I'd probably just jump into the water immediately, pop up, and ask her-- Are you coming in? You'll note that the water's not only concealing my boner but if it's cold enough easing it as well. Problem solved.
Of course there are other ways of concealing erections..

[Anonymous No.18604713]

>>18604654
Ah, didnt realize that actually. But assuming it is the bathing suit in the OP picture, I am sure they would be visible.

>>18604695
I want women to cease to exist and that the kindness of men that made "liberation of women" possible is erased from history. Filthy creatures who parades around acting holy and good. Gossip and slander, blame and nagging. Filthy as well. Gonna read some Schopenhauer now.

[Anonymous No.18604716]

>>18604695
True. Same.

[Anonymous No.18604718]

>>18604710
That's genius.

[Anonymous No.18604778]

>>18604718
Gee, thanks. Wish now I'd edited

[Anonymous No.18604788]

>>18603869
I would excuse myself and leave. A woman who values herself so lowly to dress like that is not worth my time.

[Anonymous No.18604858]

>>18603869

49 posts and nobody has pointed out that the only way to hide your raging boner is to jump in the fucking water. No men are in this thread.

[Anonymous No.18604907]

>>18604858
7 posts earlier, yes. also men do not get uncontrollable raging boners by mere sight. boys do.

[Anonymous No.18604928]

>>18603869
Why are you looking here of all places for explanations of male sexuality? All you're gonna get are the outliers

[Anonymous No.18604942]

>>18604205
There is no protocol unless you're a tool.

[Anonymous No.18605032]

>>18603869
If she shows up like that I'd probably just grab her and have my way with her. I wouldn't respect her afterwards though, and I wouldn't like her anymore either.

[Anonymous No.18605050]

>>18605032
You sound cooler in your head than in reality.

[Anonymous No.18605051]

>laugh at her
>no boner
Sorry kid I know you're trying to get adults to write porn for you, but you're going to need pics that don't cater to people with intimacy issues. I suggest you get some friends and fall in love, and repair your relationship with your parents. Then see how you feel about the picture.

[Anonymous No.18605264]

>>18603869
This is kind of infantile. A guy wouldn’t get a boner looking at her if she didn’t do anything outright sexual or suggestive towards him. This is not highschool and I can hardly imagine a girl dressed like that just inviting you over to swim in her pool without the intention to fuck, which would be quite rude anyways. Hell, where do I know you from that you invite my busy ass to get to your house, see you make some motions and then send me home, or get me to have sex with you. I‘d rather beat it (twofold) and get out of there. Only a coomer who‘s stuck in the head as a teenager with his pornography would be excited by this movie like fantasy and it’s implications.

You first go for drinks and talk to see if that fem actually has something to say before you put your dick in her. That’s just common sense.
Call me a fag but someone like that doesn’t excite me anymore with all the porn around and so many easy women in college.

[Anonymous No.18605339]

>>18605032
ur based m8

[Anonymous No.18605374]

>>18605264
OP is writing Hentai

[Anonymous No.18605388]

>>18603869
After removing My Fedora to greet her I casually place it over my crotch and hold it there for the remainder of the evening.

[Anonymous No.18605390]

>>18603869
I’d go for a swim anyway, my genitals are decently sized so I don’t mind if they get noticed. I wouldn’t feel shame over being aroused from a woman wearing that little

[Anonymous No.18605458]

>>18603869
No reason to Hide a boner. Its a sing the dudes consider you sexy, and if you went for a swing with such costume, you clearly want everyone to have a boner for you

[Anonymous No.18605472]

>>18605264
>Infantile
>To flaunt your cock on purpose
You are aggressively demure and expect everyone else to be too.

[Anonymous No.18605496]

>>18604218

[Anonymous No.18605539]

>>18605458
*My Sharona starts playing*
when you come to swim with her
swim with her
and her body's almost bare
almost bare
you have to hi- hi- hide your boner

[Anonymous No.18605780]

>>18603873
no

[Anonymous No.18605823]

>>18603869
>What would you do? If you had a boner, how would you hide it?

No. That is tamed or cucked male behavior. I have no shame about my sexuality. My boner will fly free. If anyone says anything about it, I will tell them that is sexist gender roles of puratism they are trying to enforce which are not compatible with the current year meme.

[Anonymous No.18605846]

>>18603869
Had a summer crush once when i was 16-17. Used to hang out a lot on the beach. She loved giving me a boner, especially by telling me what she wanted to do with me when i only had swimming shorts on. Instant boner, every time.
Guys hide their boner by either keeping their hands together in front of their dicks like soccer players before a free kick, a hand in the pocket, or being slightly bent over for no specific reason.
Another way to hide it is to take the time and pull it up while it’s getting erect, so that it is now upwards and preferrably stuck under the undies rubber band or whatever the fuck it’s called. I’m ESL, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18605861]

>>18605264
Low T erectile dysfunction faggot

[Anonymous No.18605869]

>>18603869
>Imagine the girl you secretly like invites you for a swim
Where? Private pool, public pool, sea, lake? It's important

[Anonymous No.18605872]

If a girl I liked invited me for a swim and wore that I’d know she’s a whore and drop her

[Anonymous No.18605878]

I'd dive up in that puccccy

[I hate women No.18605883]

>>18604205
Just get close to her when you get the chance and if she doesn't pull back then touch her arm then escalate to kiss and so on.

[Anonymous No.18605888]

>>18603919
>I'd be disgusted with myself for ever loving a whore.
This, a million times
No idea why I am like this
I don't even want a tradwife, just a girl that isn't a literal prostitute

[Anonymous No.18605896]

>>18603869
Poop in mouth. Deepthroat until coom.

[Anonymous No.18605957]

>>18604112
She is wearing the facemasks on the wrong spots. Very irresponsible

[Anonymous No.18605998]

>>18605872
If she wore that FOR you. You’d assume something ridiculous and react stupidly?

>>18605888
>a literal prostitute
THERE ARE NO LITERAL PROSTITUTES HERE. ITS JUST A BIKINI.
the character is obviously making a pass at the other character

[Anonymous No.18606096]

>>18603869
"Goddamn bitch your whole pussy out"
hahhahaaa
"Might as well just wear nothing"
hahaaahaa like this?
>takes off bikini
thats what would happen with a nigga like me

[Anonymous No.18606101]

>tfw no average incredible bod gf

[Anonymous No.18606154]

>>18603890
Based basic-social-skills poster.

[Anonymous No.18606186]

>>18603869
A woman would never turn up wearing something like that.
That isn't realistic, just have her either turn it into skinny dipping or just wear a normal bikini

[Anonymous No.18606197]

>>18605872
>speaks against whores
What, are you a faggot?

[Anonymous No.18606405]

>>18605998
>THERE ARE NO LITERAL PROSTITUTES HERE. ITS JUST A BIKINI.
I'm talking about my life, not this thread

[Anonymous No.18606413]

>>18603869
I'd probably grab a bag with my hand and drape a bath towel across my horizontally held forearm and let it dangle over my groin. The bag is necessary so it gives you an excuse to hold your forearm like that.

[Anonymous No.18606419]

>>18606096
teach me youre ways

[Anonymous No.18606426]

>>18603869
I wouldn't hide it, I'd just take it out

[Anonymous No.18606662]

>>18605998
>making a pass at
this formerly easy maneuver has been made more than just a little problematic in these times if you're a man: such presuming can land a young man in a world of trouble; many men therefore feel resentful that this want of license isn't extended to the female sex, and react like the arch conservatives they're quickly becoming on the modern theological, i.e. political level.

[Anonymous No.18606729]

>>18603869

[Anonymous No.18606747]

>>18606729
You'd hide it in that? Clever..

[Anonymous No.18608085]

>>18604928
Because this is where shy spergs hang out.

[Anonymous No.18608112]

>>18603869
need the sauce op

[Anonymous No.18608139]

>>18603869
I would throuloughly eplain to her how i'm on nofap day 43, and what she is doing is messing with my sigma male mindset

[Anonymous No.18608197]

>>18603869
>you secretly like invites you for a swim.
Probably wouldn't do much if it's secret. I don't really go for women i know but i end up teasing them enough that they end up wanting to date me about a year in for some reason.

Basically im handsome but never found any socially acceptable way to express romantic or sexual feelings. So i like most guys basically dont.

If i want to hide a boner id just get in the water. Nobody can tell by that point and just working out my legs is going to get rid of it.

Boners work by pushing blood into your dick, even intentionally humping makes it challenging to stay erect let alone if you're hoping for it to go away.

Usually you can get rid of a boner by squeezing your butt cheeks repeatedly until you pump all the blood out.

However knowing that this girl invited me to swim alone and wears that i can consciously tell she wants to cock tease me. The few dates ive been in i usually gauge the girl's level of interest by how well or slutty she dressed for the occasion. Id probably make a bland joke and wait for her to laugh at it. The less interesting it is and the harder she laughs the more i know she has implicit interest. Then a physical compliment, wait for a reaction. If it's positive then i just escalate to touching non lewd areas like holding hands or putting an arm over the shoulder that stuff.

Now this girl went with slutty clothes instead of romance, so im gonna make out a little then try to cop a feel. If you show up in slut wear for a date with me im assuming that was intentional. And then if we're fooling around for 10-15 minutes i just ask if she wants to head somewhere more private and fuck.

This is kind of assuming she's not throwing any curveballs which is literally never the case. Usually there are shit tests involved. Women do shit tests because it quells their anxiety. Weird brain chemistry shit. Same thing happens with rats under experiment too. Testosterone reduces anxiety in women paradoxically.

But yeah its basically some red tape and managing someone else's emotions the whole time. That's basically the whole date experience. There's a reason guys don't find them very fun. You basically have to be able to do it without thinking by practicing a lot with other women to even enjoy it just because of all the shit you have to manage.

[Anonymous No.18608415]

>>18603869
>hide it?
male incel detected. females and men that are experienced with women know there no need to conceal a boner when there's 2 of u, and often its ok when there's more people as long as its not with business or strict family. its an alpha sign when men aren't embarrassed by their boners. either say nothing about it or humour it.

[Anonymous No.18608440]

>>18604066
Put your penis at an angle, dumbass

[Anonymous No.18608595]

>>18603869
I would get extra confident knowing that my penis is erect and fully functioning. I'd take a few rounds at fondling myself all while avoiding eye contact. If she were to ask my why I was doing this I would call her a retarded slut and tell her she wouldn't understand. All guys would respond like this.

[Anonymous No.18608721]

Such a tacky swimsuit

[Anonymous No.18608779]

>>18604713
Which baka told you women are holy and good? We're disgusting like every other humans, having a vadge doesn't mean being pure.

[Anonymous No.18608791]

>>18605846
Being a teenager was so great lmao, man the sex was free and good.

[Anonymous No.18608807]

>>18608779
i mean I agree, women are actually worse and more foul and disgusting (still like fuckin em) but shut the fuck up you tranny cunt.

[Anonymous No.18608885]

>>18603869
The girl I secretly like is modest and trad. She would not be allowed to swim with me unless attended with her brother or father. She would not want to wear such clothes and frankly I'd be disgusted at the sudden change in her character if she did

[Anonymous No.18608900]

>>18604032
how the fuck does that work, my boner tries to go up not down. shoving it down my leg would just cause it to pull up so that everyone can see my dick trying to pull out of my pant leg. it would probably break my dick too

[Anonymous No.18608904]

>>18608885
based, she a mormon ?

[Anonymous No.18608905]

>>18604695
>>18604716
please do this on top of my face

[Anonymous No.18608928]

>>18605998
if I don't know her well and she's dressing like that when she invites me swimming then obviously she would do that with any guy she doesn't know that well and she's a whore. I'd still bang her but never respect her and expect anything more than a cumsock. Now if this is like my gf or something then obviously she's only doing it for me and it would be pretty cool. Basically this >>18606662 I guess

[Anonymous No.18608949]

>>18608904
Born again Christian

[Anonymous No.18608979]

>>18608949
I see. Is she hot? I want to seduce her and convince her to be an atheist.

[Anonymous No.18608997]

>>18608979
Based moral degeneracy anon.

[Anonymous No.18609034]

>>18608949
Fuck thats good stuff, you best marry her anon.

[Anonymous No.18609076]

>>18603869
Are you writing a romance book?

[Anonymous No.18609127]

I would prefer something more cute than just sexy, its better hwen my paneis and my heart are warm, instead of just my penis

[Anonymous No.18609168]

>>18609127
VERY NICE ANON L:OL

[Anonymous No.18609193]

>>18603869
Never been invited for a swim by anyone, let alone a hot girl.
Never went to meet up with someone and had them show up dressed like that.

As for hiding the boner, it depends on whether I'm wearing clothes, or swimming trunks. If the former, I'd try and tuck it into my trouser leg, and if the latter, I'd just jump in the water ASAP.
>>18603890
How the fuck do you do that, and not get the shit kicked out of you?

[Anonymous No.18609258]

>>18609193
You just laugh it off with charisma you stupid fucking autist. A real man would turn a “problem” into a solution but you wouldn’t know anything about that would you you stupid fucking cunt?

[Anonymous No.18609265]

>>18609258
Literally am an autist, and no, no I wouldn't know anything about that.

[Anonymous No.18609270]

what's with all the coomer threads recently?

[Anonymous No.18609316]

>>18603869
>How would you hide your boner?

Are you fucking retarded? I'd get to FUCKING

[Anonymous No.18609327]

>>18609193
>How the fuck do you do that, and not get the shit kicked out of you?
One of my first hook up, when I was 16, was pretty much that. At camp, went for a swim, a qt tiny big-boobed asked me for a massage, I obliged, she mentionned loudly she felt something hard in her back, I just told her "and who'se fault is that?" To which she (and a couple other girls within earshot) laughed. We made out in the woods a bit later on.
I bet you are the kind of guy who expect every girl to slap you if you tell them they have a nice ass.

[Anonymous No.18609329]

God I fucking HATE painted-on eyebrows..

Why do women think this shit is attractive?

[Anonymous No.18609339]

>>18603869
hide the boner between her ass cheeks, and turn her into a woman in the pool

[Anonymous No.18609352]

>>18609327
> I bet you are the kind of guy who expect every girl to slap you if you tell them they have a nice ass.
Yes. And I never expected to hear that as an insult. It's just common sense.

[Anonymous No.18609359]

>>18609352
Christ man. What meds do they have you on? They’re not working. The autism is off the fucking charts.

[Anonymous No.18609368]

>>18609359
Propranolol, and Sertraline, but they aren't for the autism, they're to stop me from vomiting 40 times a day from stress, and from killing myself, respectively.

[Anonymous No.18609400]

>>18603869
I would try to hold her hands several times, but then plot device girl #3 would tell her that she needs to come back to eat potato salad just as my hand brushes hers, and she makes a face that's completely inscrutable and then we go our separate ways and I spend the next 40 years trying to get in touch with her by studying shell patterns and analyzing how gravity makes them turn because she kicked a shell over on her way out of the water and if I can find the velocity and angle and replicate the tension just right I can narrow down the number of women that she could be and then pop the question

Unless she's hit the wall in which case I'll open up a grapefruit juice bar in Samoa and only put sugar in for the tourists

[Anonymous No.18609461]

>>18609368
Why not just kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.18609494]

>>18609352
The cutest girl at school was part of my friends group, but pretty much ignored my for all my high school. I was never mad about it, I had accepted my role as a runt early on. My dad, however, in all his wisdom, had decided I'd enroll in every possible sport was available to us, swimming, sailing, skiing, rowing, basketball (I sucked at that tho), badminton, boxing, baseball, soccer, etc... I also lived in a very remote and rich part of town, and I could never see my school friends outside of school.
About a month after prom, a friend invited me to a party, and she was there. It was a pool party, and I went to swim, and most of my friend saw me shirtless for the first time. All the work my dad put me through had paid off and I had a nice set of pack and some good shoulders.
I went for a swim, and the hottie was already in there. We came out at the same time, her first, me under her, and having drank a couple of beers, I couldn't resist saying "Jesus, nice ass!". She turned around and with the nicest smile, said "Thanks!" I later heard her say to one of her friend "Hey, was anon always cut like this? He's cute." But the her friend hated me ever since I had lol noped her back in 7th grade, so she did everything to get her not to hook up with me... oh well.

[Anonymous No.18609626]

How sensitive are balls? Are male nipples sensitive?

[Anonymous No.18609700]

>>18603869
>Imagine the girl you secretly like invites you for a swim.
I'm probably going to assume she has some reason for inviting me to a setting that will have just the two of us hanging out in next to no clothing and appropriately steel myself.
>She shows up wearing this.
"Subtle as a sledgehammer to the knee."
>What would you do?
Tell her it looks tacky.
>If you had a boner, how would you hide it?
Why would I hide it? If she's wearing something like that, she clearly intended to provoke a reaction, and any attempt I could make to hide it would probably be even more noticeable to her than the boner itself. This is an actually anime level of juvenile.

[Anonymous No.18609702]

>>18609626
Balls are only susceptible to pain, they weren't built for pleasure at all
Male nipples are vaguely sensitive, just enough to give some notion of what it could be like for the girl whose boobs you're lightly kissing, etc.

[Anonymous No.18609718]

>>18609626
I hate when a girl plays too much with my balls. It doesn't feel great and often ends up hurting like a bitch.
Nipples are very sensitive. Probably the same as women.

[Anonymous No.18609771]

>>18604112
couldnt they have dont the photoshoot in a nicer place?
it looks like the place behind a gas station that has a some sort of concrete slab access thing for the sewer

[Anonymous No.18609805]

>>18609626
I like having my balls played with. I don't know what's wrong with the rest of these fucking pansies.

I don't mind it, it's tantalizing.

[Anonymous No.18609857]

>>18609626
I find my balls being played with to be relaxing. Not unlike a nice massage. It really doesn’t get me hard though. Gotta touch the wanker for that.

[Anonymous No.18609918]

>>18604858
>>18604907
Lol guys, all you have to do is flex your muscles for around 30 seconds and the boner goes away. Of course don't do this to the point where you get a hernia or pass out. Try it yourself next time

[Anonymous No.18609930]

>>18603869
>What would you do
Be stunned. Try to flirt during the swim, e.g. splashing each other, find an excuse to touch her e.g. 'lets hold hands, spin and let go'. If she seems to be into me and comfortable with it, touch in more places, e.g. offer to pick her up to throw her in the air

>If you had a boner
There is 0 doubt I would have one

>How would you hide it
Say I forgot something from my bag and keep my back turned to her, try to talk the boner down out of it, if she's already in the lake, slip quietly into the water and avoid it brushing against her

Erotic as fuck scene though DAMN

[Anonymous No.18609947]

>>18609329
They’re not. They’re just sculpted, tweezers. Maybe a little colouring, but those are her actual eyebrows

[Anonymous No.18609963]

>>18608949
>Born again Christian

Sorry anon, used goods

[Anonymous No.18609966]

>>18609626
>Balls
Very, not in a sexual way though. Even a tickle might make you squirm. People just like their balls sucked because it's hot, not cause it's direct simulation

>Nipples
Same as women but not sexually stimulating

[Anonymous No.18609969]

>>18609947
BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.18609974]

>>18609626
>How sensitive are balls

So sensitive that even a flick with the fingers can cause significant pain.

[Anonymous No.18609998]

>>18603869
>If you had a boner, how would you hide it?
I'd hide it inside her asshole if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.18610085]

>>18609626
I flicked myself in the nuts about thirty minutes ago, not very hard mind you, now I have a deep, throbbing ache in my testicles sooo... There's your answer.

[Anonymous No.18610159]

>>18609974
If I flick your testicles, will you die?

[Anonymous No.18610229]

>>18609966
Huh. How is it hot if they're not sensitive to pleasure?

>>18609966
They're not like girl nipples if they're not sexually stimulating. To us they're like slightly less sensitive clits.

[Anonymous No.18610347]

>>18610229
I guess it's still your sexual organ so fellatio to it is inherently arousing even though it's not directly stimulating. So it's like someone playing with your breasts without touching the nipples. And maybe since balls are sensitive, touching or sucking them adds a different sensation to the sex, just like whipping, ice touch and hot candle wax, which increases the sensitivity of the sexually receptive parts

>nipples are like less sensitive clits
Damn maybe I should go softer on them then (or harder)

[Anonymous No.18610352]

>>18610229
Men's nips are very sensitive and it is quite pleasurable, but you probably won't get hard from that alone. It's like being tickled very very intensely.

>How is it hot if they're not sensitive to pleasure?
Men don't think of their balls as hot, or things to play with. Seeing a girl going nuts (pun intended) about them is hilarious, its fun, and usually she's also stroking your cock at the same time, but it isn't really a source of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.18610370]

>>18609626
Now it's like, over an hour since I flicked myself in the nuts and the pain is even worse now.

THANKS A LOT ANON.

[Anonymous No.18610397]

>>18609626
What made you choose this picture? Is this what the character in your book will look/dress like?

[Anonymous No.18610506]

>>18610397
I'm just picking random pictures of thots in microbikinis because it's attention grabbing, relevant to the thread and it's kind of hot to imagine anons jerking off kek.

[Anonymous No.18610689]

>>18610506
based horny femanon.

[Anonymous No.18610692]

>>18610506
Begone, tranny. YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.18610750]

>>18603869
>what would you do?
Nothing. I'd not even take it sexually in any way, I'd just think it's an unusual, exotic bikini.
>if you had a boner, how would you hide it?
Underwater. Maybe I'd also go to the edge of the pool and take a drink or use my phone until it goes away.

[Anonymous No.18610752]

>>18605869
I haven't decided yet but probably a lake. A public beach could be hot too though.

>>18610692
Sorry fren, but real gorls shitpost here too.

[Anonymous No.18610754]

>>18610752
And by lake I mean private lake with nobody else around.

[Anonymous No.18610806]

>>18603869
>Imagine the girl you secretly like invites you for a swim. She shows up wearing this. What would you do? If you had a boner, how would you hide it?
I'd tell the cunt to leave or would leave myself, because if she's dressing like that to rouse me and we're not even in a relationship, there's an incredibly good chance her bill of health is as compromised as her judgment and impulse control. As for my "boner," I'd hide it by being flaccid in the company of a demon.

[Anonymous No.18610857]

>>18610806
If you say so, Claude Frollo.