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Write a poem about this image.

>> No.18596399

>>18596379
Ass? Fat
Face? Fugly
Self-Esteem? A farce
Phone? Payed for by father

>> No.18596402

>>18596399
so... you would?

>> No.18596416

>>18596379
empty walls
empty expression
empty mind
fat ass

>> No.18596421

>>18596379
A whore with a big butt
Took a mirror selfie
She posted it on internet

>> No.18596429

>>18596379
Butts.
I've seen many in my life
Some even irl.
They can be large,
They can be small.
Most are average in size
I suppose.
But that indeed
is a monster
of a dumptruck.

>> No.18596439

The ass
It destroyed the pants
Yes
YES
The ass is out

>> No.18596448

>>18596379
Ass too big indeed
No human would enjoy this
Humanity's fall

>> No.18596455

The audacity of hooers like this that say they had no work done

>> No.18596459

BBC in between
Two white cheeks

>> No.18596461

>>18596439
Kek

>> No.18596479

>>18596455
I'm ashamed to admit that I recognise the leggings as a twitch trend. It's the leggings that make her ass look fat, she probably hasn't had "work done" as you put it.

Also I'm really fucking struggling with the new captcha. If this post makes it through, It was good knowing you guys (as much as one can know anons) but I might just leave for good cause fuck this shit.

>> No.18596481

>>18596379
please, sit on my face
sit on my face, please, mommy dearest
fard and shid my face

>> No.18596488

>>18596439
>>18596481

>> No.18596544

>>18596399
Fat girl angle, hair
fried with peroxide. Dumb bitch,
sucks mad dick for weed.

>> No.18596648

>>18596379
In commute among the mirrors, I analyzed infinite whores.
Each Cyprian the same, and yet I never became bored.
Observing jutted asses--their mundane, faux mating calls--
A peculiar thought arose: "I want to sever off my balls."
Then I hatched a better plan and followed it instead:
I'd crawl inside an asshole, climb, and master some whore's head.
I travelled til I recognized the stock licentious lean,
My shadow slinked beside her in a clandestine careen,
I tore off her thin armor; after unwrapping my gift,
I clasped my hands and dove face-first (as I submerged I sniffed).
Now I live a cushy life, but not without its troubles:
Concepts I was quick to grasp now leave me quite befuddled.

>> No.18596672

Sometimes it's depressing knowing women this beautiful exist and I can't enjoy them. It's like knowing lots of delicious food exists but you can only experience boiled, unsalted potatoes. Or being colorblind and never knowing the beauty of colors.

I know she's not actually some uniquely beautiful girl. She's beautiful sure, but it's nothing I can't comparably find just walking around Walmart. But when I see someone like her walk past who has such exaggerated features, it just frustrates me that I can't just give in to my urges and breed but instead I must continue walking and pretend like I barely even notice her. My mind is in agony with desire but I have to pretend that I'm more interested in comparing the differences between two cereal boxes or whatever it is I'm doing at the moment.

It's not even about a girl's beauty. I see lots of beautiful women but I never go in agony over their beauty. I just make a note of it and quickly move on and forget her. The difference is that these girls have such extremely exaggerated features the it's like she's giving out the biggest ideal breeding indicators possible. And then it's even more pronounced because the extremely tight fitting leggings just advertises those indicators to the utmost. Even more than if she was naked because it advertises everything exactly but hides any flaws and tempts with the allure of what could be even though I know exactly what to expect because at this point I've seen tens of thousands of women naked thanks to pornography.

It doesn't matter that I've seen so many nude women who have similar body shapes. I still can't stop myself from watching another girl who looks like that on Instagram, TikTok, or whatever I'm using at the moment. I don't even think about it. As soon as I see a girl with that shape, I watch whatever dumb dance she's doing and just watch the lower portion of her body if it's exaggerated enough. I don't exactly enjoy it. I just watch because something compels me to watch. It's like social media strings me along to use their app by tempting me with a piece of candy. I can't think of any social media that doesn't do this. Even this board does it. Such as this.

>> No.18596700

>>18596672
>I don't exactly enjoy it. I just watch because something compels me to watch
It's because you're a coomer who, in an age of immediate and effortless porn, has become desensitized to the lust most men felt in the past because you have an infinite well to draw from.
This makes it so only the most exaggerated body types will rouse your interest

>> No.18596703

>>18596672
I feel like you could work this into something interesting

>> No.18596738

>>18596648
breddy gud xDddddd

>> No.18596755

>>18596399
>father

>> No.18596832

>>18596544
fat girl angle would be a good band name

>> No.18596847

>>18596379
An orange on the table
Your leggings on the floor
And that ass in my bed
Sweet present of the present
The love of my dick
Lemme smash

>> No.18596947

>>18596379
Big ol
Dank ass
Dumper

Plump and crass
What an ass

BRAP

Thunder clap
That's a wrap

>> No.18596956

>>18596832
No it wouldn't

>> No.18596960

>>18596379
No cap

I tap

That hole

>> No.18596997

>>18596960
Yea
No cap

That ass
I tap

>> No.18597006

>>18596947
I can't believe this shit made me crack

>> No.18597007

I went to Las Vegas for the first time back in April, I could not believe my eyes big, fat, hideous niggers as far as the eye could see..

Being a humble white fellow from the Pacific Northwest I was quite distressed, having never lived in Portland or Seattle I'd had never seen so many disgusting negroids in one place.

Everywhere on the strip was inundated with these disgusting fucks, the air was thick with weed smoke everywhere you went, big fat Brothas sucking it down everywhere you went.

I had never in my life seen a live, black father in the wild before.. Vegas must be where they all go because I saw tons of black males pushing around baby strollers with dozens of nasty little whip haired children crowding at their knees.

Many of these creatures were massively, morbidly obese but wore the tightest spandex clothes they could seem to find, many of the females clothing I shit you not, was in the process of snapping apart as they wore it, exposing naked, flabby, shit colored flesh, dreadlocks flapping to and fro.

But of all the perplexing, damnable negroid things I bore witness to, none sticks out in my mind as clearly as this:

Whilst wondering through the innards of the Paris Hilton Hotel I came upon a most unholy sight..

A colossus among colossi.. A massive, corpulent black woman struggled to waddle onwards mere feet ahead of me, I dare not overstate that each one of this females individual butt cheeks must have weighed close to 30 lbs of pure lard, for every feeble step it took, they would jiggle, one then the other, as if they were piles of sentient matter that acted of their own volition, gyrating much like a fresh cooled jello mold suddenly caught in a severe earth tremor.

In spite of my horror and disgust, I could not tear my eyes away from the sight, much as if I were witnessing a car crash or an execution take place.

But strangest yet, more perplexing still to me these months later was a young black fellow of quite masculine physique walking towards us in the opposite direction.

As he passed the putrid mass of female flesh he suddenly slowed, looked back upon the twirling mass of buttock adipose tissue and I saw his eyes narrow, his mouth formed an "o" shape and I half expected the creature to howl out with delight..

This detestable beast found this contemptible sight to be much to his liking, I half expected him to thump his chest, growl out some form of obscenity and convey his new bride unto whatever cave he had crawled forth from...

Not a poem, I just thought I'd tell you guys about my trip to Las Vegas.

>> No.18597017

>>18596439
unironically best one in the thread

>> No.18597024

>>18596479
>Also I'm really fucking struggling with the new captcha.
same man i'm dying over there
i've gotten it wrong 17289010190 times

>> No.18597045

A lady leant upon the wall, her camera in her hand,
To snap a photo of her buttocks, which were very grand,
Each cheek of prodigious size, they made it hard to stand,
Filled with doughy blubber, fattest rump in all the land.

Then the lady felt a bubble deep inside her gut,
Rolling in a well of pressure, headed for her butt,
Yet the lardy lass was not much worried, for she'd shut
The door to her bathroom, so the fart would not raise rut.

So she let the pressure build, and pushed within her stance,
Eager to release the gas, and with a kind of dance
She expelled the fart, but then felt wet, goopy expanse
Spreading all throughout her backside. She had shat her pants.

>> No.18597091

>>18596956
no it would be cool

>> No.18597111

>>18596379
Ass phat (ay)
You're never gonna get laid (wuh)
Tattoo is on her arm (ay)
Influencer pants are dope (dope)
I would hope (hope)
To get my face in that ass
To get my dick on that cash
To phone home to that planet of a butt cheek
To pull those pants down and get a sneak peek
You can find her dick pic on grinder
You're a searcher I am a finder
She's a "taking you from behind"'er
Her ass is the fiercest blinder

>> No.18597128

>>18597111
Forgot the first line
>Phat ass (yo)

>> No.18597144

>Ass is fat, frame is little
>Tattoo on your chest with his name in the middle, uh
(Fat Joe, What's Luv)

>> No.18597161
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@jenbretty

>> No.18597171
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The lustful bird
Balls in hand
Cock-a-too
Big-a-poopa-doo
Awooga nu
Coom

>> No.18597184
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Ripple patterned spandex spanning cheeks flex'd.
With twisted spine poised to capture vain sex.
Betray doth faux glasses and slate gray tress
The uninspired youths self conciousness.

>> No.18597501

>>18597161
holy fuck her before and after pics are insane. she went from 20% bodyfat to 30 in 3 years

>> No.18597588
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>>18597501
>She used to look like this

>> No.18597638
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>bisexual
Woohoo.

>> No.18597644

>>18597638
your only good post. moar

>> No.18597664

>>18596379
op is a pathetic lonely bastard

>> No.18597703
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>>18597664
We do not create the work. I believe we, in fact, are discoverers

>> No.18597730

>>18596379
My sweet bae wasn't there | but she knew imma coomer
So her tight yoga she wore , | her ass, her only treasure:
Such an air of stupidity | in her thot's attire,
Like to a dumb thirsty e-girl | an object for my pleasure.

>> No.18597734

>>18596439
10/10

>> No.18597769

>>18596379
I have nothing but my big, fat ass;
Yet because of the way the fleshy singularity
that is one ass cheek
threatens to engulf the other
in a colossal, aromatic union,
an endless parade of suitors
is available to fill that nothing.

But I don't need them.

>> No.18597780

>>18597644
You have her name.
Or do you like okichloeo

>> No.18597959

>>18596379
farty art
farty art
i wanna cum
in you crack

>> No.18597990
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a vast blue expanse
wider than the sea
I take a whiff
a little sniff
ah, ah!
moooommmyyy!

>> No.18597995

>>18597780
All these instasluts look the same.
Fake ass
Same boring selfies
Same poses
Same yoga pants
They’re entirely interchangeable, and yet despite their cheap lowest common denominator appeal your 50+ year-old, HRT-riddled, ugly-faced self will never be even a fraction of a thousandth as attractive as they are.
No one is or will ever be attracted to you, either men or women. You are fucking hideous.

>> No.18598044
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>>18597995
>HRT
Can you please stop projecting your fetish onto me.

>> No.18598072

>>18596648
how do I learn to write poetry like this. Not about asses but in general.

>> No.18598131

>>18596479
>Also I'm really fucking struggling with the new captcha. If this post makes it through, It was good knowing you guys (as much as one can know anons) but I might just leave for good cause fuck this shit.
>>18597024

Just buy a pass lol

>> No.18598140

>>18597024
God you guys are retarded.
1st try.

>> No.18598154

>>18596379
Behold Holly, the ass that launched 1000 simps.

>> No.18598182

>>18596459
You are pathetic even on the most degenerate website on the internet. Image what your life looks like in 30 years lol, that’s what you are going to get for being an insecure coward betabitchboi

>> No.18598194

>>18596672
You should rape her. I support you on your quest to rape fat bottomed 19 year old girls

>> No.18598212

>>18597007
9/10 Lol, very nice

>> No.18598258

>>18596379
Braaap said the brapper.
Braaaap!
Braaaaap!

>> No.18598381

>>18596379
BOOM!!

BRAP!!

Like Iraq

>> No.18598401

>>18596379
That
Dirty dumb hole
Sold her soul
For coal

>> No.18598425

>>18597161
More like @jenbrappy

>> No.18598807

>>18596439
fucking kek

>> No.18598813

>>18596379
Disgusting.

>> No.18598820

Just testing out the captcha. holy shit what a shitshow.

>> No.18598937

O! what fine sweaty leg ham!
Upon hock laced in sky blue.
Between those cheeks mine cock shall ram,
And upon your fat grease pocket I shall chew!

Mine prick shall be the cargo ship,
And your hips shall be the harbor.
Best believe you'll take more than the tip,
O, I'll fucketh thee with great ardor!

I'll pant, I'll plea, I'll wheeze, I'll sneeze,
As I ram your hole distraught.
You'll be ever the more pleased,
When you're filled up with my snot!

>> No.18598971

>>18596379
That really is too large already. It's not healthy anymore

>> No.18600083

She photoshopped her ass
To distract you
from the fact
that her upper body is disproportionately short
as compared to her lower body
Attention is everything
and the only thing women want
and you all just gave it to her
for free

>> No.18600105

>>18596379
lust lust for that bust
lust lust I must I lust thus

>> No.18600106

Bump

>> No.18600108

>>18596379
For a child in need
Of attention and love
No ass, whatever the size,
Can fill the emptiness surrounding her
Preventing contact
Of hearts and of minds

>> No.18600112

>>18598072
Read and study poetry. Don't expect anything for free, even if you do have talent.

>> No.18600128

>>18596379
Big big
Ass ass ass ass
Big big
Ass ass ass ass

>> No.18600140
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>>18596379
>Yummy peaches
lascivious fruit of her parents
Made for abuse
Baby boy in his coming to this world he is bouncing

Poetry fucking sucks

>> No.18600144

twenty twenty one
deux mil vingt-un
stuck at home
only dread
only faim
only fame
only fans
disgusting piece of shit

>> No.18600196

From a femanon perspective:

I’ve always thought of yoga pants as raiment for the lounge,
proper for luxuriating but not for wearing ‘round.
To don these pants in public would be reprobate indeed
for one such as myself who is concerned with modesty—
but frankly there’s another reason that I shun this workout dress,
and dishonesty alone would pass it unprofessed.
A specimen of woman such as in O of P
exemplifies a mogging of Creator God’s endowing me.
An epithet in common use by those of speech more crass
describes the fact in brutal truth: I have a flat ass.

>> No.18600227

Shattering glass and wailing and gnashing of teeth
I post of jealousies bubbled from in deep
Winds strong blown
Lands dross strewn
The trailer park of trash heaped poop
BRAAAAP
BRAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Her mighty buttocks buzz
For on her peach a little fuzz
Doth earn a thousand ducats, gold and doge

>> No.18600234

Oh child of mine
How I have failed you
Lost in time, lost in place
Lost in the wasted space
Now tears
Your father is disappoint

>> No.18600246

ma'am would you please post your amazon wishlist
please ma'am

>> No.18600264

>>18597007
Sides: split

>> No.18600295

>>18597007
What I didn't expect on my 2020 June trip to Vegas was that groids look at me with more alien foreign perplexing than I look at them. I by default am like Bill Clinton or John McAfee, honorary niggers. But my devotion to liberalism has not been paid back one iota of any passing glance of any synapse or stroke of the same sentiment. White skin is weird sight to the eyes of the groid. White speech is a nuisance of pomp. White dress is stuffy and square. White posture is strict and obscene. But never will you hear such sentiment professed. Only glares and mumbles.

>> No.18601908

>>18596379
I work as hotel personnel
for what it's worth I do my job well
But after looking at this picture I can't help but imagine the smell
/lit/ I bid you farewell

>> No.18601926

>>18597007
i love this board so much

>> No.18601948

götün güzel olsa n' yazar
ey ak tenli güzel yosma
için hoş 'lmadıktan sonra
dışın gök olsa n' yazar!

i hate myself

>> No.18602066

BRAP!
Relentless attack
No way to fight back

>> No.18603668

Pics that make me want to castrate myself to be free of desires I can never fulfill

>> No.18603982

>>18598971
low t

>> No.18604072

>>18596379
A bit trash
But a nice fat ass
A bit too wide
But I'll go inside
And treat her right
Provided they're not implants.

>> No.18604086

Pungency is all she reeks
as far as the nose seeks
Incel virgin freak
Please take mercy on my lonely needle
You would only be doing the needful

>> No.18604110

Cheek
I sometimes sit alone at night and drink coffee.
I know I won't be able to sleep
Ass
And I think about where I've been and what I've seen and I wonder
Cheek
I wonder what it means and I wonder in all those things I've seen, who has looked back and seen me
My ass
I know I won't be able to sleep, and I sit there looking out my window as the sun dips down--
Instagram
I can't see it behind the trees and building but I can see the sky turn red
Look at me
And I begin to think about those long hours to come with nothing to do, shuffling in covers alone and tired and I wonder why I do this to myself
Look at me

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>>18597007

>> No.18604191

>>18600140
I love how many retards have been filtered by this new captcha. I wish it was harder.

>> No.18605030

>>18596379
She a real
BRAP hog
Fat PAWG

>> No.18605049

>>18596379
God
Hate
Women

>> No.18605172

>>18596379
First in class
With a lotta ass
And mass
>>18605030
>this sounds a little better

She's a real
BRAP hog
Fat PAWG
>>18605049
2/10
>>18604072
5/10
>>18604072
>A but trash
>But a nice fat ass

>And

>A bit too wide
>But I'll go inside

>All the same
>My dick to blame
>>18604110
3/10
>>18601908
2.5/10
>>18600144
Skitzobabble
>>18600140
1.5/10
>>18600105
1/10
>>18598937
6/10
>>18598401
me
>>18598258
6.5/10
>>18598154
You tried
>>18597995
This anon is mostly right
>>18597769
2/10
>>18597730
2/10
>>18597184
5.5/10
>>18597171
1/10 gibberish
>>18597111
Bad rap/10
>>18597045
7/10
>>18597007
Ok story. I have read far better on /b/.
>>18596997
me
>>18596947
me
>>18596847
>An orange on the table
>Your leggings on the floor
>What a whore

>Your in my bed
>As you give me head

>Fuck your ass
>Soon instead
4.5/10 as is.
>>18596672
Mildly Interesting Blogpost
>>18596648
Not for me
>>18596544
2.5/10
>>18596481
2/10
>>18596448
1.5/10
>>18596439
10/10 The Gold Standard
>>18596399
4/10 Bad ending
>>18596416
3/10 I see what you where trying to do. But it does not work.
>>18596421
1/10
>>18596429
2.5/10

>> No.18605439

Haven't tried a Petrarch in some time, and English isn't my first language, so please have mercy.

In search of higher forms of self-expression
Beyond just black-square-posting on her story
In search of nobler paths to timeless glory
She seeks a method to get simps' concession.

But every mainstream virtue is too taxing
She is no activist, nor painter, nor musician
In her fame-obsessed mind, an apparition
of vanity eternal starts relaxing.

"Screw virtuosity, girl, ass is timeless"
She thinks (stumping the patriachy, bravely)
As she pulls lycra up her battered privates

And, like the millions of past rebel-seekers vainly
presents to thousand gawkers her worn assets.
She fades away to fame, dignity waning.