Post your ideal /lit/ lifestyle

[Anonymous No.18590440]

>live in the middle of nature, not a single human settlement in miles
>preferably a wooded area with oaks as the predominant tree close to the sea
>mild climate, neither too cold nor too warm
>must rain plentifully throughout the year and summers should be warm enough to be able to swim comfortably in the sea
>live alone or with someone who respects silence and personal space
>stone house, wooden on the inside
>doesn't have to be too big
>simple style, very little plastic or other artificial materials
>comfortable enough, but not so comfortable that it leads to laziness
>spacious living room / library with a diverse collection of books, predominantly non-fiction
>well lit painting studio
>very few electrical appliances, only those that are strictly necessary and those used in personal hobbies (cameras, laptop, digital drawing devices, etc.)
>rely on sun and wind energy
>plot of land where food plants and trees are grown
>either no garden or garden made up of native plants
>large reserve of beer and wine
>make my own liquor too
>internet connection, but no access to social media or any other time-consuming sites (no 4chan)
>no videogames or any other such thing
>have a relatively rigorous schedule but also leave some room to dream and get inspired
>daily exercise and meditation
>daily fishing

[Anonymous No.18590459]

>live on the med
>with lots of books
>as a neet

[Anonymous No.18590460]

>no 4chan
enjoy spending time eagerly awaiting our input, quitter

[Anonymous No.18590470]

> dying
> dead

[Anonymous No.18590489]

>>18590440
didnt we just have this exact same thread? the one with the tranny in the OP's pic?

[Anonymous No.18590510]

>>18590489
Shh

[Anonymous No.18590565]

>>18590440
Yeah, that's nice, but I would like to have basic plumbing.
I also need some training on some basic handyman and survivalist stuff. I have no friends, so I would have teach myself all of that.

[Anonymous No.18590583]

>Live in my parents basement
>I just read the exact same threads with the exact same people on /lit/ every day forever
>Die

[Anonymous No.18590757]

>>18590440
needs more cute trannies and heroin

[Anonymous No.18590796]

>live in a massive chateau with a meticulously manicured property (all of the landscapers are white) including hedge mazes, fountains, and a room for every activity or feeling of the day
>wake up at 2pm every day
>proceed down the hall (still naked I always sleep naked) to my gym where I do my pre-breakfast lift naked
>clap once I'm done lifting and my penis fluffer enters the room wearing lingerie of my choice and fluffs my penis to completion (a new one is hired every week off of instagram so that I never get bored of her physique)
>take a shower in custom $100,000 computer-controlled multi-spray shower and then get dressed for the day
>by now my chef has finished my full English breakfast, I take it on the patio with my a 24oz cup of black coffee that is perpetually refilled as I drink it by my cupbearer (also wearing lingerie and hired off of instagram)
>read my book of the day with my breakfast
>by now I'm properly wired by at least 40oz of coffee, now is the time to begin writing
>write vigorously for hours only stopping to take a single massive coffee shit in the middle
>any disturbance by any of my servants is punished with the cane
>by now it's time to eat lunch, fully catered deli buffet suitable for an entire party
>I only eat a single sandwich with pickle and macaroni salad, the rest is burned
>read some more in the afternoon, maybe shoot some guns on my property or go fishing on my private lake
>go for a light 4 mile jog before dinner
>by the time I get back dinner is served, full 9-course dinner including appetizers, soup, fish, entree, salad, roast, pate, desert, and after-dinner coffee and a cigar
>occasionally I will invite friends or pay distinguished guests to dine with me
>on off nights I will dine with my penis fluffer
>by now it is evening, spend the rest of my time shitposting on 4channel or watching kino into the early morning
>go to bed around 4am and repeat until death

[Anonymous No.18590807]

>>18590796
>>on off nights I will dine with my penis fluffer

[Anonymous No.18591111]

>tiny metropolitan studio apartment
>blinds down 24/7
>leaves the apartment once a month
>150 iq Nietzschean gf
>entire life savings worth millions all in monero, used to fund terrorist activities
>lives off frozen food, cola and meth
>best laptop money can buy, dual-booting qubes
>drawing tablet, midi keyboard
>bookshelf with books in 7 languages, all doomer-core lit in the original
>mattress, schizo notes, bottles and all kinds of trash scattered on the floor
>spends entire day writing visual novel and dreaming about the apocalypse while my queen day-trades, does research and directs insurgent activities around the globe

[Anonymous No.18591127]

>>18590440
/out/

>>18590796
/fit/

>>18591111
/biz/

[Anonymous No.18591143]

>tiny metropolitan studio apartment
>blinds down 24/7
>leaves the apartment once a month to stock up on supplies
>150 iq Nietzschean gf
>entire life savings worth millions all in monero, used to fund terrorist activities
>lives off frozen food, cola and meth
>best pc money can buy, dual-booting qubes, 3 large screens to monitor news, market and CCTV
>drawing tablet, midi keyboard
>bookshelf with books in 7 languages, all doomer-core lit in the original
>mattress, schizo notes, bottles and all kinds of trash scattered on the floor
>spends entire day writing visual novel and dreaming about the apocalypse while my queen does research, trading and directs insurgent activities around the globe

[Anonymous No.18591161]

>>18591143
Most based one yet

[Anonymous No.18591171]

>tiny metropolitan studio apartment
>blinds down 24/7
>leaves the apartment once a month to stock up on supplies
>150 iq Nietzschean gf
>entire life savings worth millions all in monero, used to fund terrorist activities
>lives off frozen food, cola and meth
>best pc money can buy, dual-booting qubes, 3 large screens to monitor news, market and CCTV
>drawing tablet, midi keyboard
>bookshelf with books in 7 languages, all doomer-core lit in the original
>mattress, schizo notes, bottles and all kinds of trash scattered on the floor
>spends entire day high on meth writing apocalyptic visual novel and having psychotic visions while my queen does research, trading and directs insurgent activities around the globe

[Anonymous No.18591199]

>>18591143

[Anonymous No.18591289]

>>18590440
Quite a hovel. You would turn weird there all by yourself. Massively inconvenient and boring. Just don't have a health emergency.

[Anonymous No.18591323]

>>18591289
I've never seem someone so triggered by a picture of a cabin

[Anonymous No.18592195]

>>18590796
>hedge mazes
>full English breakfast
>the cane
based
>coffee
>instagram
>friends
>4channel
cringe

[Anonymous No.18592355]

>>18590583
Kek

[Anonymous No.18592397]

>>18590796
>by now it's time to eat lunch, fully catered deli buffet suitable for an entire party
>I only eat a single sandwich with pickle and macaroni salad, the rest is burned
kek

[Anonymous No.18592494]

>>18590796
The lunch part was pretty good anon.

[Anonymous No.18592512]

>Live on the higher tiers of SPOX.56
>No Globulaxian attacks
>Nutra porridge til the heart is content
>Can use the Flaxmeter as I wishes
>Great view
>Allowed 3 hours freetime to read

Dreaming is allowed right?

[Anonymous No.18592545]

>>18592512
sure, anon, dream on, dream away

[Anonymous No.18592606]

>>18590583
Comfy

[Anonymous No.18592634]

>>18590440
I am the sole autocrat of a fanatically puritan state, surrounded by legions of sycophantic True Believers who worship me almost as a God. Ruling occasionally from some sun-bleached mountain fortress (think Jünger's Eumeswil) that looks out over the city, occasionally from some hulking court in the center of the city (think Palazzo Strozzi, but with trees in the court, servants chop the roots as they come through the basement walls), I systematically torment the merchant classes, execute dissidents, patronise the arts and sciences, write elegant memoirs, and go hunting in the dreamlike ultramontane wastes. Despite the climate, everyone is deeply anglo-germanic, lots of auburn hair, but tanned in the sun (not pale), imbued with what Celine called the 'slightly boring energy' unique to that race, and my final act is end (on favorable terms) some low-level but nevertheless somehow eighty year long border conflict that will no doubt flare up again under my successor, whom I choose from among the brightest and most fanatical of the next generation's philosopher-warriors, all of whom have a sort of Wittgensteinian fascination with byzantine philosophical systems during their time at the front. I sleep for 5 hours a night and have a state alchymist who reads tcm treatises. He makes me and my subordinates 2fma in the tunnels beneath the palace. There are computers but no backlit screens and absolutely no gui applications. Everything is console based and mostly revolves around surveillance or mathematics. In secondary schools students study C, Kant, Stefan George, the life of Mohammed, etc. Over the next 400 years we release the most aggressively expansionist civilisation the world has ever seen, the collapse of which will be the most complete work of art it will ever see

[Anonymous No.18592723]

living somewhere like this, with people i like, and reading a lot of books, probably

[Anonymous No.18592777]

a house in a quiet area far away from bigger cities with beautiful nature and a cute husband i could read books, share my thoughts, cook, take walks and just enjoy life with
if i had all that then i would be truly happy

[Anonymous No.18593610]

I'm living it.
>lift four times a week
>run three times a week
>Read 8 books a month
>eat the exact same thing every day
>study my genealogy so I can write short novels about my ancestors
>work a fulfilling and well paying government job
>work on my side business
>spend time talking to my older relatives
>travel at least once a month
>surf once a week and scuba at least once a month
>enjoy time with my cat
>one classic movie a week
>occasional social time with my trivia team once a week
>bjj three times a week
>ride my bike once a week
>twice a month go do social nights where I hang out with my friends

The only thing I'm missing is living on a sailboat which I hope to happen next year.

[Anonymous No.18593661]

>>18590470
sounds like my sister lol

[Anonymous No.18593679]

>>18590440
you can achieve a lot of these things right now why don't you? serious question
>live alone or with someone who respects silence and personal space
>simple style, very little plastic or other artificial materials
>comfortable enough, but not so comfortable that it leads to laziness
>very few electrical appliances, only those that are strictly necessary and those used in personal hobbies (cameras, laptop, digital drawing devices, etc.)
>either no garden or garden made up of native plants
>make my own liquor too
>internet connection, but no access to social media or any other time-consuming sites (no 4chan)
>no videogames or any other such thing
>daily exercise and meditation

it seems strange when people talk about their ideal life it contains a lot of stuff they could currently have but chose not to, do people just have on rose tinted glasses on?

[Anonymous No.18593720]

>>18593610
>anon got his life on track
nice.

[Anonymous No.18593732]

>>18593661
Sorry to hear that

[Anonymous No.18593752]

>>18593679
yes, I think people have a tough time "sacrificing" the things that they don't want but already have. I was thankful that most of my belongings as I moved out into the world were family heirlooms: handmade furniture, baskets, art, and firearms. When I had tried to throw superfluous shit out i.e. tv's, video games, YA books from childhood, I was spiritually assaulted by the soul of Modernity as channeled through family members. It was difficult to throw them off as silly as it is.

[Anonymous No.18593772]

>>18590583
This. I live in the best possible world

[Anonymous No.18593813]

>>18593610
There's no time for this.
Lifting x 4 = 4 hours
Run x 3 = 3 hours
Books x 8 = a lot of time
Food x 3 = 1 hour min
Well-paying gov job = 40+ hours per week
Side business = 10+ hours per week
Chats with old farts = 1 hour per week
Time with cat = Probably combined with other activities
Surf + scuba = 8 hours a month
Travel = A weekend - a week
Bjj = 3 hours
Bike =

Fuck this shit. You, obviously, don't have enough time for this shit, even in your fantasy. I wasn't even counting transportation and what not, and the numbers could certainly be higher.

[Anonymous No.18593821]

>>18591143
highly based

[Anonymous No.18593840]

>>18593813
Government job allows me to do a bunch of this at the same time as working I cook my food and eat at work, a good chunk of my reading is done at work. I occasionally nap for an hour if I need to. I work three or four twelves a week.

[Anonymous No.18593853]

>>18593610
Happy for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.18593860]

>>18590796
This.

[Anonymous No.18593905]

> born into a minor medieval aristocrat family
> forced to become a knight
> lead several military campaigns
> get injured
> become a poet
Basically Gilles De Rais only I write books instead of perform satanic blood rituals on children.

[Anonymous No.18594009]

>>18591143
delightful

[Anonymous No.18594206]

>>18590796
kekekekek the lunch bit

[Anonymous No.18594297]

>>18592777
Stop larping as a woman.

[tourist No.18594342]

>>18592777
if you think you have to get something to be truly happy ywnbh

[Anonymous No.18594375]

>>18590440
>write one shitty ya trilogy that sells enough for me to get rich
>spend the rest of my life writing weird shit that no one will buy, playing vidya all day and fucking a random dude each night until I get aids and die or something

[Anonymous No.18594664]

>>18594297
>Stop larping as a woman.
I never stated that I'm a woman anon

[Anonymous No.18595259]

>>18590440
I live in the same town as this cabin. May go for a hike today.
>summers should be warm enough to be able to swim comfortably in the sea
enjoy Florida.
For me, it would be living near ancient ruins. Would settle for just a crumbled castle. My wife is about to become a citizen of a small eastern European country with lots of ruins. We will at least visit, if not move there. The language is difficult so I don't know if it would work out. But would be /lit/.

[Anonymous No.18595605]

>>18595259
>May go for a hike today.
Take pics

[Anonymous No.18595629]

>>18590796
>write vigorously for hours only stopping to take a single massive coffee shit in the middle
>any disturbance by any of my servants is punished with the cane

[Anonymous No.18595711]

>wake up as the sun rises over my avantgarde-styled sub-urban home
>eat my wife's traditional breakfast, made out of high quality ingredients obtained through the most recent agricultural innovations and techniques
>put on the standard issue work uniform, the black shirt, and play around with my 6 year old boy
>kiss my wife and daughter, who I know will be in the experienced hands of the neighborhood elders while my wife works as a researcher 6 hours a day
>take the hyperloop to Rome, a sprawling metropolis and the greatest city in the world, where all architectural schools, both modern and ancient coexist
>start my daily shift as the supervisor of a state-owned factory, ensuring workers and machines work in harmony and dealing with the competition from private firms
>have lunch with the boys, hierarchy is organized through organic democracy ensuring national unity
>take a detour to Piazza Mussolini, where a titanic statue of the Pater Patriae stands triumphant and various groups sing and dance
>instinctly salute Him, and so do all the other people present in the square
>decide we can take it easy that day, bring my workers to a paramilitary competition (imagine airsoft but the damage is virtually simulated and realistic)
>go back to the factory to close it up and finish all paperwork for the day
>go back home and take my family back to the square to celebrate 100 years since the victory in WW2
>modernity and tradition fused everywhere
>go back home at 2 am and put the kids to sleep
>make love to my beautiful wife and then slowly fall asleep

[Anonymous No.18595778]

>>18590796
modern day superfluous man

[Anonymous No.18595781]

>>18590440
Why aren't you reading a book?

[Anonymous No.18595840]

>>18590440
>mild climate, deciduous forest, close to the sea
>miles from any human settlement
Lol, not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.18595908]

Guys, all of these suck. This is incredibly cringe. You're writing fanfiction for your life instead of living it, and it's not even good fanfic.

[Anonymous No.18596088]

>>18595908
>You're writing fanfiction for your life instead of living
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18596107]

>>18596088
This is not and will never be "chad," hate to break it to you

[Anonymous No.18596174]

>>18595908
it's called shitposting

[Anonymous No.18596225]

>>18590796
kek

[Anonymous No.18596532]

>>18590440
>go blind
>die
>wake up in the library
>borges is waiting for me
>wander for eternity

[Anonymous No.18597044]

>>18590796
this is what aristocracy looks like

[Anonymous No.18597052]

I just really want to quit my job.

[Anonymous No.18597056]

I would leave America and get a cottage somewhere in southern Bavaria near Garmisch-Partenkirchen

[Anonymous No.18598052]

>>18596532
based, is sabato with him?

[Anonymous No.18598104]

>>18595908
Mine (this one >>18590796 ) is possible in the future as long as I play my cards right in my career. Sure I'll be an older man by the time this is feasible for me financially but it will be feasible nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.18598118]

>>18590470

[Anonymous No.18598341]

>>18596532
Mi compadre.

[Anonymous No.18599992]

>>18590440
Either Istria or NYC.

[Anonymous No.18601053]

>>18590440
My new fantasy is to have a nice apartment over looking Budapest. I am pursuing citizenship due to my ancestry. Something about Budapest in the fall seems truly special. I just want to read books and smoke cigarettes at my typewriter.

[Anonymous No.18601132]

>>18601053
I posted earlier in this thread, my wife is looking at gaining citizenship by descent to either Hungary or Slovakia. The languages are pretty difficult, though.

[Anonymous No.18601191]

>>18595711
\Ω
Checked.

[Anonymous No.18601248]

unbirth

[Anonymous No.18601258]

no knowledge can be worth the sacrifice of the sweet nothingness of the void

[Anonymous No.18601349]

>>18601132
yeah, 1100 hours to become fluent, compared to 600 for spanish/french.

https://www.atlasandboots.com/foreign-service-institute-language-difficulty/

language is indeed kind of fucked. It's worth it to be away from all the American blacks et all. How dare I have a fantasy of my grandchildren living in a majority white area that functions.

[Anonymous No.18602990]

>>18590440
In my parents basement with my dad paying for my books like he did up until age eighteen, as long as I could discuss the book afterward to prove I read it.

[Anonymous No.18603129]

>>18590440
>Live in home in Bavarian home close to the woods but not too far from civilization
>Large personal library filled with nonfiction, the classics, philosophy, and works on film theory with works written in German in the original language
>Beautiful wife with a 140+ IQ who acts as my muse and is a writer in her own respect
>Children who go to the local private (preferably religious (read Lutheran or Catholic)) school and are in the top 1% of students
>Study where I write my screenplays and books on the history of film
>Viewing room for kino
>Wine cellar with extra room for beer
>All topped off with a luxurious bedroom where me and the wife get it on every night.

[Anonymous No.18603178]

>>18598104
>>18597044
>>18596225
>>18595778
>>18595629
>>18594206
>>18593860
>>18592494
>>18592397
>>18592195
I am disappointed on /lit/ for this pathetic display of impressionability. (you) shall off my board and educate yourselves.

[Anonymous No.18603206]

>>18598104
Your shitcoin trading will never pay off in such a massive way, and your fantasy was among the worst, an incoherent melange of the imagined luxuries of old money and broke-rich redneck excess

[Anonymous No.18603213]

>>18603178
If the recognition of true nobility bothers you then you're probably a fag.

[Anonymous No.18603239]

>>18603213
You're the kind of vermin who spasmodically spams 'based' at every trite remark you come across while ejaculating and frothing at the mouth. When was your last 'put me in the cap' post?

[Anonymous No.18603284]

>>18603206
How you're invariably met with a wall of vexation and puzzlement in every attempt to refute my post and in desperation resort to strawmanning is beyond shameful.

[Anonymous No.18603302]

>>18603239
I'm sorry I think you've responded to the wrong post?

>>18603206
>my life has no future so yours doesn't either y-y-you redneck!
Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.18603334]

Anywhere with her beside me :)

[Anonymous No.18603583]

>>18594664
Stop larping as a woman.

[Anonymous No.18604085]

>>18590796
What does such a man write?

[Anonymous No.18604728]

>>18603302
Im not. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18604763]

>>18590440
Live in a nice basement suite or apartment in Vancouver's west side near Point Grey or Kitsilano. Spend many hours in the hustling & reading and the evenings at neighbourhood cafes or in a park or at the beach. On winter days I'll spend most of my time in my bachelor pad or the local neighbourhood cafe, that's it. I'll be living sparsely because rent will be expensive and I'll exclusively have a hustle of flipping stuff on FB Marketplace as my living on top of my neetbux pension. Lots of tea & coffee will be consumed and I'll have my setup set up exactly the way I want it (v. comfy). I'll have many friends over who I'll freely lend my physical books to and with whom good times will be had. It'll be like living in the 1960s when this part of the world was quiet. I can't put it any better. If you are familiar with Vancouver, BC, you'll understand.

[Anonymous No.18604776]

>>18590440
your lifestyle but in a small greek town on the coast

[Anonymous No.18604783]

>live in chinese countryside village
>play guqin, farm, drink tea and read all day
please….

[Anonymous No.18604876]

>>18590440
I live in a dimension where im able to jump into a time bubble and read all the literature i want, without aging hardly ever, and return to og timeline without time moving past my departure.

[Anonymous No.18604910]

Be an end-of-dynasty chinese bandit who slaughters whole cities and people like >>18604783 for breakfast (literally, as huang chao should testify). 天生萬物以養人 人無一物以報天

[Anonymous No.18605024]

>>18595840
Atlantic coast of Ireland

[Anonymous No.18605124]

>>18590440
Dead desu.

[Anonymous No.18606306]

>live in the lake district or the west coast of scotland near lock lomond
>in a stone cottage with a wooden conservatory and walls lined with climbing plants.
>garden nicely but naturaly kept with local flora abundant and a surrounding of woods and views across the vale and to the fells.
> spend most of time replanting trees on the land I own and tending to my medium sized allotment garden
>spend the rest of my time writing poetry and short stories whilst reading the books i like
>have a cute wife, dissapoint her in bed every other night
>do this till I die

[Anonymous No.18606463]

>>18591143
Only one improvement
>150 iq Nietzschean mathematician gf

[Anonymous No.18606481]

>>18592634
best one

[Anonymous No.18606572]

>live in house like picrel
>do exotic Lsd analogues
>have an extensive library
>grow my own food
>walk barefoot everywhere
>drink lots of tea and expensive alcohol
>smoke imported cigarettes

[Anonymous No.18606756]

Traveling around the world with an older literary academic mommy gf discussing the cannon of literature while we see the sights and eat the best food possible while having good debates on literature

[Anonymous No.18606960]

>>18606572
>smoke imported cigarettes
Which ones, anon? If you are after quality tobacco, I recommend pipes. There is a huge variety of tobacco and a significant community around the hobby. With cigarettes, this doesn't really exist. Cigars are good too, but they might not fit your palate

[Anonymous No.18606964]

>house in the woods; single-story
>mostly cool weather with some rain
>Internet
>walk in the woods smoking a pipe, I guess

That's it. Leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.18606985]

>>18590796
A true libertine in the making.

[Anonymous No.18607032]

>>18595778
nah the superfluous man barely has enough money to buy himself a single new overcoat much less a penis fluffer

[Anonymous No.18607412]

>>18606960
What is a good pipe tobacco?

[Anonymous No.18608513]

>>18603302
Not half as embarrassing as your retarded daydreams