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Just finished "The Prince" by Machiavelli audiobook, have you heard of it? Really helped me maximize my sigma grindset and maneuver the investor meetings at my fourth startup.
Only problem is that there hasn't been a sequel in 500 years. Why aren't the Italians hustling? I decided to take some time between my 3 pm cold shower and 3:45 gym sesh to fly to Florence and see what me and the city officials can work out. However, I need some prior information. My spotter told me about this board and I figured you can help me.
Thank you kings

>> No.18579112
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18579112

>>18579045
I just ate two McDonalds meals and a supermarket cheese cake. My Dad called today, he's got pancreatic cancer, he's talking all positive but I googled it and he's got like 11% chance of living. I'm so full it hurts, I've put on 42kg in 7 months.

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18579978

i laff
prosperous travels, audiobook chad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doqHoFpRDfY

>> No.18580732

>>18579045
Hello Anon. It's nice to hear from you.
I just jacked off to doujinshi where a fat NEET turns into a boy, gets adopted by a mom and his son and fucks the mother infront of her aforementioned son
Kind Regards,
Anon.

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18580754

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>> No.18580785

>>18580754
>She just blew me; Shit was SO cash
This part always kills me

>> No.18581044

Nice post

>> No.18581057

>>18579045
>investor meetings
> fourth startup.
>hustling
Non Chad activities. You're going to be dead in 60 years or less. And you waste your time on useless trifles.

>> No.18581087

>>18579112
Are your initials YI?

>> No.18581095

>>18579045
the sequel is 48 Laws of Power

>> No.18581118

>>18579112
Keep eating like that and you'll have pancreatic cancer soon enough

>>18579045
>Why aren't the Italians hustling?
They understand that you don't need to

>> No.18581130

>>18581057
t. broke ass commie

>> No.18581152 [DELETED] 

The sequel is my and Butterfly's manifesto :3

>> No.18581162

>>18581130
Communist chase useless adventures too and to no profit. I live for myself.

>> No.18581176
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18581176

>>18579045
Posting IRL Gigachads.

>> No.18582636

>>18581057
Cope

>> No.18583318

>>18581095
Insult to Machiavelli

>> No.18583329

>>18580754
>(She just blew me; Shit was SO cash)
kino

>> No.18583338

>>18581176
i'd let him fuck me in the ass

>> No.18583365
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18583365

>doing shit other than reading

>> No.18583386

>>18583365
Omega coping loser. Enjoy your neet bucks

>> No.18584445

>>18581176
I just adore how most of the most handsome, most physically cut guys often turn out to be gay.

It's hilarious to me.

>> No.18584525 [DELETED] 

>>18584445
chicks fuck fat and ugly guys all the time, just walk down the street sometime. if you want to be with someone who appreciates beauty, gotta go gay.

>> No.18584781

>>18584445
Stop being a bucket crab and just go to the gym loser

>> No.18584805

>>18584445
Confirmation bias

>> No.18584832
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>>18579045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc6-OpPHTsk

>> No.18585917

>>18579045
The sequel is called Discourses on Livy. Hobbes tried to write some sequels, too, which you may be interested in.

>> No.18585934

>>18584445
its because a fit male body is superior to a female one in every way
dedication and years of hard work are needed

>> No.18585962

>>18584805
cope heteroid

>> No.18586180

>>18580732
I'm sure that I read this plot in someone place...