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Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:17:48 2021 No.18552983 [Reply] [Original]

What books should I read to help me get a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:19:18 2021 No.18552994 The Bible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:19:19 2021 No.18552993 >>18552983 The call of the crockpot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:20:09 2021 No.18553001 If you don't hate women, you aren't reading enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:20:25 2021 No.18553003 Do you think it's better for you to just forget about me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:20:45 2021 No.18553007 Something dull and monotonous Like >>18552994 so that you’ll chuck it across the room and get the fuck off your ass and go find a nice girl to talk to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:27:44 2021 No.18553042 >>18552983 The best thing to do is to interact with women in an activity like cooking or yoga / hiking or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:28:14 2021 No.18553049 Anti-Tech Revolution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 13:29:04 2021 No.18553058 >>18552994 >>18553007 How can the Bible help?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:02:58 2021 No.18554022 File: 13 KB, 250x244, 250px-Symmetric_key_encryption.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18552983 You should read about cryptography, so far nobody cracked the code

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:04:29 2021 No.18554033

>>18552983
whatever books that a book club that contains women is reading
literally nothing else could possibly result in having a girlfriend
if you hate all genre fiction, even /sffg/ type stuff, you're fucked, or rather not fucked given the gf situation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:06:29 2021 No.18554046 >>18553058 It can't, it's just christdrones preying on the weak and vulnerable as usual

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:16:49 2021 No.18554103 >>18552983 The Man Who Lied to His Laptop: What Machines Teach Us About Human Relationships

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:19:07 2021 No.18554117 >>18553058 When you give it up in disgust, chuck it into the trash and go find a girlfriend. Like I said!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:21:04 2021 No.18554135 >>18553058 If you know how to read it is basically a "how to start and maintain your own Christian family".

Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:24:00 2021 No.18554157

>>18553058
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Thomas
(114) Simon Peter said to him, "Let Mary leave us, for women are not worthy of life."
Jesus said, "I myself shall lead her in order to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who will make herself male will enter the kingdom of heaven."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 16:25:48 2021 No.18554171 >>18554157 Wtf? So only trannies and men can enter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 29 20:46:07 2021 No.18555694 >>18554171 Yes, ofc. It is heaven after all. Aren't you gay?

>>	tourist Wed Jun 30 01:55:42 2021 No.18556935 >>18554046 yep this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 02:22:40 2021 No.18557025 >>18552983 lolita desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 02:41:20 2021 No.18557077 >>18552983 Harry potter, unironically/ >Anon, you like book too?I like harry potter Then you impress her with your potterhead knowledge, that's the most common way to get boook laid anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:29:41 2021 No.18557702 >>18554046 >>18556935 I'm agnostic, but the Bible is all about that. If you didn't get that out of it, you definitely have to step up your reading, I'm just not stupid.

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 06:38:06 2021 No.18557717
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>>18552983
Probably politics or law, then you can always win a debate, and possess the demeanor of a Chad. The girl will look at you and know you can put her in her place

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 09:33:32 2021 No.18558382 [DELETED]

>>18557077
No, she'll think you're creepy and weird for being obsessed over it. Woman don't get obsessed with niche autistic shit in the same way men do, and are disgusted when they see men getting obsessed because they instinctively detect mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 09:34:21 2021 No.18558386 How to speak, how to listen

Anonymous Wed Jun 30 09:35:02 2021 No.18558390

>>18557077
No, she'll think you're creepy and weird for being obsessed over it. Woman don't get obsessed with niche autistic shit in the same way men do, and are disgusted when they see men getting obsessed. This is because they instinctively detect mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 09:43:09 2021 No.18558418 >>18558390 Bullshit. Obsession is valued by women. You don't think bitches were fawning over Kobe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 13:28:34 2021 No.18559865 >>18558390 Wtf showing passion for something girls love is the most common way of losing you virginity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 16:16:25 2021 No.18561004 >>18559865 So are you telling me that I can be passionate about shitposting on /lit/ and that I should talk about it with women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 16:17:45 2021 No.18561012 File: 105 KB, 750x494, 812938912323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18554157 gnostics are literally trannies lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 30 16:20:49 2021 No.18561028 >>18561004 Only if you’re 6ft and handsome;)

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