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18532532 No.18532532 [Reply] [Original]

HAVING FUN
ISN'T HARD
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD

>> No.18532537

>>18532532
Early Arthur was so fucking based my bros.

>> No.18532550
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>>18532532
based
give me your best library greentexts bros

>> No.18532570

>>18532550
>be me
>reading in the library
>a table across from me sits a girl in a short skirt
>as she gets up, she flashes her panties
>go to the bathroom and masturbate

>> No.18532704
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>>18532550
>doing daily reading at library
>fat boomer chick comes up and proselytizes to me her apostolic traditional church dogma
>tell her politely that I’m not interested in Godman religions and that I’m perfectly comfortable with Islam, which I explain to her is only true monotheistic religion
>she tells me Islam is like modalism in that it is a oneness cult
>I start screaming like a lunatic and acting like I’m demon possessed to scare the shit out of her
>get kicked out of library
>don’t care because it was a homeless/druggie hangout spot anyway

>> No.18532736

>>18532704
People who don't leave after you tell them they aren't interested need to have their brains checked

>> No.18532779

>>18532550
>go to library
>read book
>feels good.jpg
>go home with book
>read it some more