/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.1845977]

why dont you have a girlfriend ?

[Anonymous No.1845978]

"Dating"

[Anonymous No.1845979]

I'm gay.

[Anonymous No.1845985]

BECAUSE I PREFER THE THRILL OF THE CHASE FOR A GOOD FUCK RATHER THAN THE SAME OLD MOLDY CHEESE

[Anonymous No.1845992]

>>1845985
>only gets moldy cheese

[Anonymous No.1845994]

>>1845992
WELL, PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS, YEAH, I GUESS THEY DO

[Anonymous No.1845997]

>>1845994
>implying that makes sense, cheese dick

[Anonymous No.1845998]

Ｉ　ａｍ　ａ　ｈｏｍｏｓｅｘｕａｌ．

[Anonymous No.1845999]

I'm still looking for a girl who likes Russian literature, continental philosophy and Adventure Time. And is a beast in the sack.

[Anonymous No.1846002]

Because i take a look at how my mother, and my two sisters act, and i think "fuck that shit man".

You know how fucking expensive women are? Do you really know?

Ok, take all the money you make, and thats how expensive they are. I dont fucking know how they do it, but there it is, all gone.

I got goddamn internet porn, good enough for me, fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.1846003]

>>1845999
maybe you should try to stop calling it "continental philosophy"

[Anonymous No.1846004]

>>1846002
hahahahaha ok, that's why you're single

[Anonymous No.1846006]

>>1846003
What you talking about?

[Anonymous No.1846007]

>>1846002
> women
> expensive

thats the lamest excuse ever.

dude, you are either butt-ugly, from New Jersey or all you know about women is from US sitcoms.

[Anonymous No.1846010]

>>1846007
I'm good looking, from ohio, and i dont watch tv.

Whatever though dude, you got it figured out, there's no way some woman could do that to you, take all your money, just a bunch of bullshit. Yep, you're too good for that.

[Anonymous No.1846011]

>>1846010
You sound like a bottom feeder.

[Anonymous No.1846012]

I'm fat, ugly, and bad with people.

[satago110 No.1846013]

I don't think my wife would let me. I haven't asked, though.

[Anonymous No.1846014]

all the girls who likes me enough are already taken. Probably I'm alone, also, because it seems that I'm rare as fuck:
I like drugs, partying 3 days, writing, reading and just intelligent girls.

[Anonymous No.1846015]

>>1846006
continental philosophy is an almost derogatory term coined by the analytic school of philsophy (also known as the aspergers faction), basically describing all western philosophy that is not them. whoever would be in any of that would most likely never say "I like continental philosophy", because its such a broad descriptor. THat is unless that person has no clue about philosophy and maybe that also exactly the kind of girl you want. the one that knows just enough to find what you say marvelous. No offense.

[Anonymous No.1846022]

>>1846010
you sound like you were surprised when you found out the whores you are paying aren't REALLY having orgasms

[Anonymous No.1846024]

>>1846022
LIKE THAT IS OF IMPORTANCE IN A FUCK

[Anonymous No.1846025]

>>1846014
> I like drugs, partying 3 days, writing, reading and just intelligent girls.
wow, you really sound like a one in a million guy... or, you know, like any guy who has a tumblr account would describe themselves

[Anonymous No.1846027]

>>1846025
*golf clap*

[Anonymous No.1846029]

>>1846015

This is true. It is a prevalently American thing, so they wanted to distance themselves from their European counterparts because they deviate from their conclusions of Kantian epistemology. It's basically a "new world" - "old world" thing.

[Anonymous No.1846034]

cause im not a lesbian

[Anonymous No.1846036]

Because they are too animal and stupid to choose superhuman tier, they can't betray the traditional human race because they have the biological role of procreation and they coul'nt avoid it, generally.

Also, I'm not a kind of guy who is interested in sex above freedom.

[Anonymous No.1846037]

I'd much prefer a cute little trap.

[Anonymous No.1846045]

>>1846036
the powers or rationalization are strong in this one

[Anonymous No.1846046]

I killed the last two girls i dated, so... not really looking to do it again. Lot of legal fees.

[Anonymous No.1846047]

Eww. Women

[Anonymous No.1846049]

I gave up.
Now I have a waifu.
wat wat

[Anonymous No.1846057]

>>1846049
this is creepy

[Anonymous No.1846069]

>>1846045
>illustration fuckyeah.jpg
but amending its epic fail, so, with one eye put on feelings.

[Anonymous No.1846072]

Girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.1846676]

cause of aids

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1846688]

>>1846072
James?

>>1846029
is analytic 'new world' because its more sciencey?

traditional gender roles.

[Anonymous No.1846694]

>>1846057
The Asuka one made me lol.

[Anonymous No.1846702]

I don't get out often.

I'm tall and lanky.

I don't know any girls who read Philosophy.

I don't know any girls who read.

I don't belong. ;_;

[Anonymous No.1846703]

>>1846015
>I'd like to meet a girl who's into pottery
>Pottery is such a broad term you must mean someone who knows little enough to like your stuff
Projecting much? No offence.

[Anonymous No.1846716]

I'm sitting beside my girlfriend right now, actually.

[Anonymous No.1846722]

>>1846703
I think you missed the point. That poster was pointing out that you are probably pretty uninformed about philosophy in general to use the word ''continental'' philosophy in any other context than to differentiate it from analytic philosophy..the term is pretty meaningless and, as the other poster said, used in a kind of ingroup/outgroup derogatory way. I would imagine that what you know of philosophy you learned on /lit/..specifically from the heyday of ''hurr durr analytic vs. continental thread gogo". No worries, I miss those days actually...

[Anonymous No.1846723]

Women if the developed world are the biggest spoiled pieces of shit ever.

How many songs are on the radio specifically curtailed to perpetuating their wanton shittyness?

Just the way you are- Bruno Mars
Who run the world (girls)- Beyonce
Born this way-Lady gaga
Price tag- jessie j
What the hell- Avril lavigne

Just to name a few.

What bothers me is that not only are the lower starta of society affected by this, it is the middle and upper as well. *vomits*

[Anonymous No.1846724]

>>1846716
Look at his /b/ folder.

/girlfriend

[Anonymous No.1846728]

>>1846723
>born this way
>about women
you seem to be rather sheltered..get out more often and you might discover how giving and kind women can be and why that song is not about what you think it is about.

[Anonymous No.1846730]

>>1846724
lol..i actually do not keep a /b/ folder, although she did find some bestiality link in the browser history which was..awkward..but we worked it out.

[Anonymous No.1846732]

>>1846722
>That poster was pointing out that you are probably pretty uninformed about philosophy in general to use the word ''continental'' philosophy in any other context than to differentiate it from analytic philosophy
>implying that wasn't exactly what was done

>I would imagine that what you know of philosophy you learned on /lit/..specifically from the heyday of ''hurr durr analytic vs. continental thread gogo". No worries, I miss those days actually...
I believe what you accuse others of more appropriately applies to yourself

[Anonymous No.1846734]

>>1846728
>>1846728
That song is not just about faggots. You need to get out more. That song is about everyone:
No matter gay, straight, or bi,
lesbian, transgendered life,
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to survive.
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made,
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to be brave.

You need to get out more faggot.

[Anonymous No.1846735]

>>1846732
That's the thing, your beliefs do not necessarily reflect reality. Also, I know YOU are but what am I?

[Anonymous No.1846736]

I actually have a girlfriend, OP.

My dating pattern is cyclical; every 10 or 11 months I round up as many ovulating hicks as I can find in a single trailer park and have sex with all of them over the course of 36 hours or so, pollenating each specimen 2 to 3 times. At least one of them will become pregnant, but it's alright if there's more than one, because they seem indifferent to polygamy. I marry the pregnant woman/women and move to a remote ranch in northwestern Nebraska. 6 months into the gestation period, I kill each of my wives, eat the fetuses, and begin having sex with the corpses only once the genitalia show signs of rotting until limbs begin to fall off due to friction.

[Anonymous No.1846741]

>>1846734
>Implying I said it was only about faggots
>Implying it's somehow about gender and not sexuality/race
>Implying you ain't a buttmad permavirgin
>calls me a faggot
huehuehuehue

[Anonymous No.1846746]

>>1846735
i c

[Anonymous No.1846747]

>>1846736
>he doesn't put his corpses in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.1846752]

I do, but it's currently a long distance relationship and that's not much better.

[Anonymous No.1846753]

i don't consider myself a misogynist at all and actively hate misogynists, but there is some truth to this idea. by that i mean that women expect men to be exceptional in varying areas, whereas the same is not asked of them. sometimes it's to the point of frivolousness (ie. he needs to be taller than me by x inches especially because i like to wear heels, etc.).

as a man, i find it more than a bit frustrating that even though i'm ivy-league educated, i'm talented, i'm well-read, i have good taste in art and fashion, i've endured incredible hardships to get where i am, i live in a cosmopolitan east cost city, i'm fit and generally a pretty classy dude with prospects, the fact that i'm a little more introverted and shorter than other men (5'7) makes me a total leper.

just a little annoying.

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1846762]

>>1846753
>the fact that i'm a little more introverted
that's the only thing. the shortness isn't a problem. it's meant to be because of traditional gender roles that majority of women expect more confidence. there's no similar explanation for them not liking shortness so i think you're wrong there.

[Anonymous No.1846767]

Because I can't find a woman who's got a great bod, is smart enough to earn a doctorate on full scholarship, loves video games, plays tapetop RPGs, grows her own weed, drinks like a fish, is hilariously racist and misogynist, sucks dick like a champ, and is always up for adventure.

Oh wait I did and we've been dating seven years. Suckers.

[Anonymous No.1846772]

>>1846723
Not that I agree with all this, but does anyone else seem to notice that a large amount of American girls are on drugs? My last four gfs were all on anti-depressants, and all complained constantly about the most minor of inconveniences. Maybe I just attract that type.

[Anonymous No.1846774]

>>1846753
I don't think it's necessarily the fault of women in general that such shallowness pervades our culture..there are a lot of media-driven female ''standards'' which are unrealistic..this effects women mostly in a self-esteem way..whereas I think men tend to have a more competitive inter-personal problem with ''standards''..it is bullshit, and people shouldn't judge based on these things...but they do. I don't think it is only women who do.

[Anonymous No.1846777]

>>1846772
Well more american people in general are on drugs. Society of the spectacle feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.1846778]

hey cool useless nattering about philosophy semantics and /r9k/ garbage in the same thread! useually i have to look at two different ones for that!

[Anonymous No.1846779]

>always up for adventure
Getting a new spatula from Ikea is not adventure.

[Anonymous No.1846780]

>>1846753

and i think that the counter-argument against this would be "well, women have an incredibly stiff standard of beauty to live up to" and i would agree with that--society as a whole has constructed a pretty untenable female standard of beauty.

however, for practical purposes it doesn't hold up. by that i mean that men will essentially take what they can get. these standards are easily cast aside by those men who would just love to be with a woman. i think this plasticity or compromise is, if not non-existent, then more rare than it should be among our female counterparts.

[Anonymous No.1846781]

>>1846779
u mad?

[Anonymous No.1846788]

>>1846753
I agree with everything this man has said. I've come to find that talent and intelligence doesn't really get you anywhere in a group with girls you might have interest in: everyone might like you but regardless of whether you can play the piano and the guitar and have a fine tenor voice and you are well-read and funny and well-spoken and can act, you become the entertainer rather than the ladies' man of the group. And I am very thin- I wonder if it's to do with that.

[Anonymous No.1846792]

>>1846781
I can still flip bitches with my odl spatula.

[Anonymous No.1846793]

>>1846741
More lyrics:

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars

She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"
She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"

"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE (perpetuates cuntism)

You were saying?

[Anonymous No.1846799]

>>1846780
Yeah well maybe it's our fault for taking what we can get? Honestly, I think the beauty myth that women are faced with ultimately gets applied to men by women..basically the source for shallowness is common for both genders..which is why feminism ideally would benefit both genders..as it would attempt to eliminate these kind of stagnant gender roles (like huehue men shuld b confident)

[Anonymous No.1846801]

>>1846779

[Anonymous No.1846803]

>>1846793
I guess I'll have to spell it out for you. Those lyrics are about a drag-queen. Like I said, go live a little and maybe you would know that.

[Anonymous No.1846807]

Because she wants to take things one step at a time.

[Anonymous No.1846809]

>>1846803
Oh I see, you are the kind of person who can't admit that they are wrong, when they actually are.

[Anonymous No.1846815]

No that would be you. Seriously, you have no idea what that song is about..and your little misogynistic post in general was filled with the pain of a thousand rejections..gb2/r9k/

[Anonymous No.1846823]

>>1846815
Women reject me? I don't think you know who you are talking to.

I am fucken Don Draper in the flesh.

[Anonymous No.1846828]

Her name is Barbra Streisand

[Anonymous No.1846834]

>>1846728
>>1846741
>>1846734
>>1846793
>>1846803
>>1846807
>>1846809
>>1846815

>Authorial Intent

[Anonymous No.1846839]

>>1846823
Daydreaming is fun :p

[Anonymous No.1846850]

Because I haven't met a girl I've had the opportunity to ask out in the past 12 months.

[Anonymous No.1846857]

Because i'm not a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.1846860]

>>1846850
You don't wait for an opportunity, you make one.
Itt: Betas

[Anonymous No.1846862]

>>1846049
Pretty much in the boat with this guy.
Track record lately has been either riddled with emotional problems, boring, or taken.

[Anonymous No.1846866]

sure is /r9k/ in here

/lit/ confirmed for most pathetic board on 4chan

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1846872]

is it trendy to go guy because most girls think guys should be confident?

[Anonymous No.1846869]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvCtS2B1IaA

[Anonymous No.1846990]

Because I have no job and the chick I know who wants to date me is below my standards (her looks are meh and her personality is bleh, so I rather stick with nothing)

[Anonymous No.1847000]

>>1846990
what does not having a job have to do with it?

[Donkeydick Glittertits !3CDajQ7X9k No.1847006]

>>1845977
I'm in an occupation that involves getting shot at.

[Anonymous No.1847014]

>>1847000
no job = no money = no gf

unless you are willing to lower your bar right down to the floor that is

[Anonymous No.1847015]

i have a girlfriend

she may be fat

but i have one nonetheless

[Anonymous No.1847019]

>>1847000
ever tried to go on dates/ support a relationship while on unemployment?
it aint fun after a while

[Anonymous No.1847026]

>>1847014
So many betas bitching in this thread, those are excuses, son.
You can still get women even if you have no job etc., without having to lower your standards.

[Anonymous No.1847031]

>>1847026
clearly an alpha who understands all.

[Anonymous No.1847032]

>>1847026
Are you speaking from experience? I doubt it, as you have no idea.

[Anonymous No.1847033]

polyamory

[Anonymous No.1847038]

well i have a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.1847039]

>>1847032
>>1847031
Obviously butthurt, or just plain butt-ugly.
Honestly, it's not that hard to get goodlooking girls you fucking basement dwelling neckbeards.
To me it just seems as if you're looking for excuses to cover up your own inadequacies.

[Anonymous No.1847042]

this same post was on a few other boards, someone is bored and pissed

[Anonymous No.1847050]

op here why not me

[Anonymous No.1847053]

>>1847015
I'm sorry but I'd rather have no girlfriend than a fat one. This isn't just about aesthetics (though I'm not gonna lie, they do factor), but how it affects their personality too. Everything is "do I look fat" or "does this make me look fat" or "I can't eat that or else I get fat". It's very tiring to hear, and you can bet your ass that they'd rather take the easy way out (diet) than exercise.

Sure someone might say "but fat chicks are great in bed" but in my experience self-conscious girls even let their weight issues affect sex, which is the last straw as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.1847062]

>>1847039
>Honestly, it's not that hard to get goodlooking girls
Explain how that works when

>Only about 20% of chicks in my dating range (21-30 year olds as Im 24) are attractive. The rest are either fat, not my type, ugly, or too ghetto (I'll go ghetto but not extreme ghetto).

>Having no job and not being model good looking means I am definitely NOT in the top 50% of guys elegebility-wise, let alone 20%.

>Women are natural shoppers. They know when to buy and when to shop around more. They know when they can find a better deal around the corner...

You do the math and tell me how you figure its so easy. I aint even mad bro. Im using my time off work to get in awesome shape and then when I finally land a job I'll be macking hella hoes

[Anonymous No.1847064]

>You do the math and tell me how you figure its so easy. I aint even mad bro. Im using my time off work to get in awesome shape and then when I finally land a job I'll be macking hella hoes
Confirmed for dwelling in a basement.

[Anonymous No.1847067]

>>1847064
>Confirmed for dwelling in a basement.
Now U is trollin

[Anonymous No.1847069]

I'm re-building.

[Anonymous No.1847072]

>>1847064
If looking for a job and using your free time reading literature and working out is "basement dwelling" according to your definition, then yes, yes I am.

Also, guess you're not so good at math.

[Anonymous No.1847076]

>>1847067
>butthurt jellymode.

I think he's just mad that you're using your time off to get in shape.

[Anonymous No.1847079]

saged and reported

[Anonymous No.1847081]

U must be new around here xD

[Anonymous No.1847095]

>>1847062
turn gay

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1847098]

>>1847095
how do you meet even meet any humans irl

[Anonymous No.1847143]

>>1847062
Well, there's a guy I know that's alpha as fuck, he's short, scrawny, not model-good-looking and he's constantly scoring 10's.
Mind you, he doesn't have a job, he does drugs, drinks, smokes and lives unhealthy.
Although, he's cool as fuck, knows how to lure women into his nest and is a smooth-talker.
Alot of it is really about atitude, being exciting etc.

[Anonymous No.1847148]

>>1846767
You lucky son of a BITCH

[Anonymous No.1847150]

>>1847143
>doesn't have a job, he does drugs, drinks, smokes
does not compute

[Anonymous No.1847152]

>>1847098
u mad cos its tru tho. gays are hornier then grls evry1 noes that

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1847156]

>>1847152
i wasnt making fun of you i was asking a question...

[Anonymous No.1847177]

>>1847156
sry i dnt hook up wit ppl i mt on this site

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1847180]

>>1847177
stop, you're blowing my cover...!

[Anonymous No.1847229]

You faggots make my brain hurt.
Its about personality, not what skills you have or how much money you earn.
How do I know this? By socialising with normal people.
Go outside for gods sake.

[Anonymous No.1847233]

>Fail with chicks
>Move on to guys instead
>Profit
>???????

[Anonymous No.1847237]

>>1847233
fuck off monger.

[Anonymous No.1847241]

A chick who is into literature = a massive ball-ache of the highest order and avoid at all costs.

Do not, repeat, do NOT make the mistake of screwing/becoming involved with a girl who is into literature. She will be and is the most high-maintenance pain in the arse fckstick you ever have the misfortune to not b able to extricate yourself from.

Trust.

[Anonymous No.1847247]

>>1847241
I don't think you are 100% wrong.

[Anonymous No.1847254]

>>1847247

You know it. That's them. That's fkcing well them.

[Anonymous No.1847259]

>>1847241

This is true, but if you're looking for easy, buy a fleshlight. No woman is uncomplicated and without maintenance.

[Anonymous No.1847266]

>>1847241
>i dated this one chick who was into literature who turned out crazy so all chicks into literature are crazy
>derp

[Anonymous No.1847267]

> not tall
> not handsome
> not rich
> introvert
> not really an interesting personality
> average intelligence
> depress/nihilistic views

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1847278]

>>1847229
no its more about confidence than personality or anything else at all.

>>1847257
asl

[Anonymous No.1847275]

I didn't think library slut had that nice of a mid-section...I'd still slap her silly for being the naughty cunt she is.

[Anonymous No.1847277]

>103 posts and 18 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>my invisible face when

[Anonymous No.1847279]

>>1847275
like this?

[Anonymous No.1847282]

>>1847266

Has never, but dreams of, dating a lit chick.

Ritual self-abuser.

Derp.

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1847303]

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/lit/post/1847257
now how did he manage that?

[Anonymous No.1847304]

Has anyone else pretty much lost the will to sex but just wants affection or to be able to show affection to someone?

[Anonymous No.1847316]

>>1847304

for a while but not completely.

It's of lesser importance to me than a good relationship but that's always been the case - some people are like that.

[Anonymous No.1847317]

Because I'm 23, overweight, in my fifth year at a two year college, unemployed and live with my mother.

[Anonymous No.1847319]

Do you know what Ive been doing? For three hours solid I've been on my troll facebook account looking for pics of a girl I loved in uni. I found two friends that hadn't set their wall to private, and from their I looked at every post they ever made looking for photos of another friend who I know is friends with the girl I loved. I found about three pics of her.
Soon though the game changed. I was curious to see if anyone commented on the pics of me after I left uni and deleleted my account. Well, despite gaining access to the albums that I knew used to have me in them, I found no trace of myself. It looks like I have been systematically deleted from every photo taken at uni. This spans over four people's albums. To say the least I am pretty depressed right now.

Just thought I'd spill my useless forgettable guts here because I've got fuck all else to do and nowehere else to do it.

[Anonymous No.1847363]

i'm so lonely, i've been alone for so long, i've never spent so much time alone, over a year with nobody to talk to or sit with, i haven't even left my room, my life has fallen apart and i sit it narrating it and prodding it and crying when it falls apart in my hands

[Anonymous No.1847372]

>>1847319
>over a year with nobody to talk to or sit with, i haven't even left my room

lolwut?

[Anonymous No.1847384]

Because I'm married. Silly.

[Anonymous No.1847387]

>>1847372

A slight exaggeration. I leave the house once every two weeks to sign on so that I can get my benefits.

hi, how are you, great, sage because of something