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if they made a smash bros for literature, which author or character would you main and what moveset would they have?

>> No.18458964

>>18458957
God, how I hate video games

>> No.18460599
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Lucifer, paradise lost, John milton

>> No.18460608

Where my Hemingway main-chads at?

>> No.18460630

Caddy Compson

>> No.18461487
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if they made a smash bros for literature, which author or character would you main and what moveset would they have?

>> No.18461542

>>18458957
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

>> No.18461561

I’d main Hal. Wack everyone with nuclear tennis balls and summon ghosts.

>> No.18461622

Yeah I'm thinking Plato is Mario

>> No.18461633

What a fucking awful thread. You need to kill yourself immediately OP. I'm serious. This is just fucking awful.

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>>18458957
>which author or character would you main
El Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quixote de La Mancha, Caballero de La Trista Figura

>> No.18462357

>>18461487
The only appropriate time this meme has ever been used here

>> No.18462364
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>>18461633
No. That’s mean.


But pic somewhat related.

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In Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee you could play both Godzilla 90's and Godzilla 2000 as fighters. Similarly you should be able to play Nick Land 90's and Nick Land Y2K

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Oh /lit/, you poor poor dying board.

>> No.18462411
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Just spam dialectic and sublate all incoming attacks into healing, then get the super smash and summon the Absolute causing the match to instantly end in a draw.

>> No.18462493

>>18458957
I would main René Guénon (pbuh), his main move would be ‘retroactive refutation’, an unblockable automatic KO

>> No.18462514

>>18458957
Ahab, Emma, Hamlet, Jon Falstaff, Achilles, Hektor, Duc de Guermantes from ISoLT, Oedipus

>> No.18462577

>>18462357
I completely agree. All it ever does is derail any thread where it appears, with every post after it being some variation of it mocking the previous poster. I instantly ignore any post or thread with that dumbass image, even if it supports my biases.