/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18385860]

WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS IT SO BIG?
The actual physical book is obnoxious just to hold and read. Fuck you Gardner

[Anonymous No.18385869]

>>18385860
Print on demand service.

[Anonymous No.18385872]

>>18385860
Gardner is such a Chad. Based kek. You will never be a woman. Guenon(pbuh).

[Anonymous No.18385875]

cant get over how based gardner is, bros

[Anonymous No.18385890]

>>18385872
spbp

[Anonymous No.18385904]

Desu my eyes are kind of weak. The big font might actually be helpful

[Anonymous No.18385913]

>>18385860
Gardner is the greatest ruseman of our era

[Anonymous No.18385928]

>>18385904
>riffle
is there a fucking typo on the first page?

[Anonymous No.18385936]

>>18385928
This book is a meme

[Anonymous No.18385939]

>>18385928
it's called a neologism

[Anonymous No.18385942]

>>18385928
And he mixes past and present tense. This shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.18385965]

>>18385860
Fucking what $50 of advertising and Gardner has persuaded loads of you rabid anti-consumerist pseuds to "ironically" buy his books

[Anonymous No.18385972]

>>18385872
Spot on

[Anonymous No.18386017]

>>18385965
I'm not anti consoomerist and I bought the book sincerely.

[Anonymous No.18386036]

>>18385942
In the same sentence, what a chad.

[Anonymous No.18386068]

>>18385860
why is this book such a meme here?

[Anonymous No.18386095]

>>18386068
People without identity or community are highly suggestible

[Anonymous No.18386110]

>>18386068
The Americanisation of irony.

[Anonymous No.18386207]

>>18385965
4chan's full of rebellious personalities. Think about how everyone says that the harder the vaccine is shilled, the more they don't want to take it. I generally agree that tactics of pressure should not be rewarded with compliance. If everyone were like this, advertising and other behaviorist economics would have no power.
This marketing strategy of making the book appear to have a grassroots memetic following is the only way to ear their trust; of course, finding out it's an ad all along will turn them against you even more and the FTC generally frowns on deceptive inline techniques.

Why the fuc am I effortposting about this

[Anonymous No.18386234]

>>18386207
>effortposting

[Anonymous No.18386248]

>>18385872
spbp

[Anonymous No.18386404]

>>18386068
It's really not a meme. He shills it himself and tries to make it look like it is. He got caught samefagging here
>>18382225

[Anonymous No.18386541]

>>18386404
Thats actually pretty based. He makes money by samefagging on /lit/

[Anonymous No.18386554]

>>18386541
Mormons are very practical and have no shame.

[Anonymous No.18386698]

>>18385872
accurate.

[Anonymous No.18386733]

>>18385904
>sans-serif

[Anonymous No.18386743]

>>18386541
He spends more on advertising than he makes and he lives with his parents at the age of 32.

[Anonymous No.18386748]

>>18385904
>looks like the coast is clear
>speedily
>no sign of danger said out loud to alert anything that's there lmao
This has to be pushed by him, no one would actually meme this here

[Anonymous No.18386751]

>>18386207
>If everyone were like this, advertising and other behaviorist economics would have no power
That's why my M.O. is to not buy things that are advertised to me. Show me an interesting object, sure, and if its particular function is appealing to me then I'll buy the competitor's brand. They can suck on my cock for pretending they can string me along like a marionette.

Smile :)

[Anonymous No.18386764]

>>18385904
>he ready's his aim

[Anonymous No.18386872]

>>18386751
Who is Gardners principle competition?

[Anonymous No.18386880]

>>18385904
yo hes actually a good writer. kino prose.

[Anonymous No.18386888]

>>18386872
R.L. Stine

[Anonymous No.18388255]

>>18385965
I like to support all of /lit/ authors.

[Anonymous No.18388881]

>mixing tense
meme critique, desu

[Anonymous No.18388978]

>>18388881
Why

[Anonymous No.18389085]

>>18388978
Because it is. There's nothing really wrong with it. The typos are bad, though.

[Anonymous No.18389231]

>>18385860
excuse me if im not in the know... but why the dollar?

[Anonymous No.18389237]

>>18389231
Flashing that cash. Gardner is a street author the brothers love him

[Anonymous No.18389832]

>>18389231
OP here. For size comparison. The book is ridiculous to handle.

[Anonymous No.18389848]

god damn it, none of your niggers have ever self-published anything and it shows. Microsoft Word's default paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches, and when you upload to Amazon, it'll choose a book size that matches your word document.

Now, a smart man (not Gardner) would realize that's retardedly big and change their word document size to 6x9 inches, but he didn't do that and now he's stuck with a book for giants

[hungryman !!5BI0oSV9uvS No.18389867]

>>18385928
It’s mimicking Joyce’s Finnegans Wake. He’s just playing with words— it’s intentional.

[Anonymous No.18389873]

>>18385965
>>18388255
I'm still meaning to purchase a copy of The Legacy of a Totalitarianism in a Tundra...

[Anonymous No.18389882]

>>18386751
That industry as a whole benefits. Competition from product y can be good for company of product x.

[Anonymous No.18389934]

>>18385904
>the uncentered title
kek

[Anonymous No.18390565]

Has anyone here actually read it through?

[Anonymous No.18390671]

>>18389934
Looks like it's centered + an indent

[Anonymous No.18390870]

>>18385904
this is just awful

[Anonymous No.18390952]

>>18385904
Can find flaws in just about every sentence here. The top paragraphs are particularly terrible.

[Anonymous No.18390978]

>>18389085
The typos are far from the worst thing. Mixing of tenses isn't necessarily bad, but it's usually done accidentally, in which case it just feels very clunky and amateur.

[Anonymous No.18391323]

New album cover just dropped

[Anonymous No.18391350]

>>18391323
The fuck

[Anonymous No.18391420]

>>18385904
Where’s the ToC? Are pages numbered?

[Anonymous No.18391441]

>>18385904
If the dude's gonna write in present tense he's gotta stick to writing in present tense. Even more than the widespread misuse of apostrophes everywhere, the first sentence of the second paragraph is by far the most jarring line in this text. I hate it. It makes my fucking skin crawl.

[Anonymous No.18391607]

unironically the best book i have ever read.
i have literally shat and creamed my pants while reading it.

[Anonymous No.18391621]

>>18389867
Sorry to break it to you Gardner-san but you're not the next Joyce. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.18392263]

Reminder that literally every single thread and post praising, or memeing Gardner's dogshit books is made by Gardner. He's a hack that writes on par with an 8th grader, lives with his parents while in his 30s, got his entire Mormon clan to shill his poor excuse for literature on boomerbook, and thinks that he's a misunderstood genius.
Stop humouring Jewish behaviour
Stop responding to Gardner posts
Report Gardner posts
Saged

[Anonymous No.18392335]

>>18392263
ok, gardner.

[Anonymous No.18392346]

>>18386888
based

[Anonymous No.18392355]

>>18385872
Gardner is a tradcath whose family was in the IRA and he thinks the earth is unironically flat. he is dangerously based

[Anonymous No.18392382]

>>18385860
>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS IT SO BIG?
heheheh, if only you knew how many times Gardner has heard that...

[Anonymous No.18392583]

>>18385860
Hey Gardner April's password is april420. You're fucking around too much now.

[Frank Edward Gardner Jr. No.18392640]

[Anonymous No.18392651]

>>18392640
what am i looking at here?

[Anonymous No.18392670]

>>18392651
Franks personal info.
I imagine someone is posting this with the sensitive info scrawled out as a sort of warning to Gardner to stop posting? but I doubt anyone would actually have the nerve to call up his family and harrass them over this shit. His dad might try to sue them like he always does, lol

[Frank Edward Gardner Jr. No.18392675]

>>18392651
Frank's info that people posted.

[Anonymous No.18392681]

>>18392640
>april420
Is Gardner a Nazi?

[Anonymous No.18392695]

>>18392681
>Is Gardner a Nazi?
He's a democrat.

[Anonymous No.18392696]

>>18385904
>literally the first sentence
It costs nothing to learn grammar and punctuation

[Anonymous No.18392703]

>>18392696
Grammar and punctuation are spooks

[Anonymous No.18392710]

>>18392681
>>18392695
>is he a nazi
>is he a democrat
he's a closet /pol/fag, like all irl incels. but since his closes shot at a job was through his dad's nepotism, he ran as a democrat for city water council or whatever. in all actuality I doubt he has any strong political beliefs, he's a rich-boy dilletante with a useless degree and, judging by his spam and his books, he thinks more about anime and goosebumps than anything politically relevant.

[Frank Edward Gardner Jr No.18392731]

I deleted that post Frank because I'm such a nice man. Keep it up though I'll be posting it in every thread you make. It's available online if you know where to look.

[Anonymous No.18392739]

>>18392710
Accurate

[Anonymous No.18392744]

>>18392681
that was one of his family members email passwords

[Anonymous No.18392754]

>>18392710
his family was in the IRA

[Anonymous No.18392763]

>>18392731
oh no you posted his phone number and address oh no what's he gonna do ! it's over F bros we got too cocky!

[Anonymous No.18392774]

>>18392763
it has the phone nunmbers and addresses of his siblings and parents, including some of their email login info. besides, with phone number and address you can do some pretty obnoxious shit. are you retarded, new, or Gardner trying to posture?

[Anonymous No.18392786]

>>18392763
Are you trying to make his life miserable lmfao

[Anonymous No.18392800]

>>18392774
yeah he might get some annoying messages but at least he doesn;t have to dilate on a regular basis like you

[Anonymous No.18392808]

>>18392800
>t. Gardner

[Anonymous No.18392816]

>>18392800
got it, so you're just Gardner.
keep pushing, man. you're really just asking for trouble at this point, you should probably think of your parents and how much they do for you regularly, be considerate.

[Anonymous No.18392833]

>>18385942
I couldn't believe I am reading this.

[Anonymous No.18392844]

>>18392816
your thinly veiled threats are really pathetic. i guarantee you weigh less than 130 lbs

[Anonymous No.18392845]

>>18392833
it gets worse, quick.

[Anonymous No.18392854]

>>18392816
>you should probably think of your parents and how much they do for you regularly, be considerate.
This.

Imagine your mom and dad feeds you and shelters you at 32 years old and you thank them by getting their personal info online all because you wanted some internet clout.

[Anonymous No.18392857]

>>18392844
i guarantee you weigh more than 300, fatass

[Anonymous No.18392903]

>>18392857
if you harm a hair on Gardner's head i will end you're bloodline

[Anonymous No.18392959]

>>18385904
Christ that is bad

[Anonymous No.18393053]

>>18392903
>illiterate fillit twinks are Gardner's only fans
checks out. maybe when you finally finish How to Read a Book you'll be able to tell why Gardner is such trash

[Anonymous No.18393146]

>>18393053
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the F-torian Gard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on /lit/, and I have over 300 confirmed shills. I am trained in psychological warfare and I'm the top shiller in the entire Gardner armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to F Gardner over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crocodiles across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the call, maggot. The call that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spam your threads in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F Gardner's parent's house and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "doxx" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're hearing the call, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.18394624]

He's in all in the /lit/ discord servers and Goodreads groups and everything else self-promoting as well

[Anonymous No.18394648]

>>18394624
ffs nigga

[Anonymous No.18394661]

>>18385904
jesus christ that's terrible formatting. gardner should pay me to typeset his books

[Anonymous No.18394758]

>>18385860
>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS IT SO BIG?
Something F Gardner has never had said to him.

[Anonymous No.18394849]

>>18392731
>>18392763
If the jannies would just clean up the fucking Crocodile spam we wouldn't have to self-moderate by doxxing him

[Anonymous No.18395384]

[Anonymous No.18396167]

>>18392739
looks like a Soviet war criminal

[Anonymous No.18396303]

>>18395384
bru elle
>>18396167

[Anonymous No.18396352]

>>18386748
Since when is thinking something saying it out loud?

[Anonymous No.18396397]

>>18392355
Is he /ourguy/?

[Anonymous No.18396438]

>>18396397
i don't really know how he feels about the jews, but he thinks the IRA and Al Capone did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.18396462]

>>18385860
It's designed to be placed on a pulpit, read from aloud and exegesized like a medieval monk would do for the BIble.

[Anonymous No.18396470]

>>18385904
>book begins with Pete wandering through the halls of the laser tag
>book ends with Pete wandering the same way through Dracula's castle
12D literary foreshadowing

[Anonymous No.18396490]

>>18396438
I'm pretty sure in one of his books, he subtly called out the jews.

[Anonymous No.18396508]

>>18396490
Mein Fuhrer

[Anonymous No.18396821]

>>18396397
>>18396438
>>18396462
>>18396470
>>18396490
>>18396508
samefag/Gardner

[Anonymous No.18396900]

>>18396397
>>18396438
>>18396462
>>18396470
>>18396490
>>18396508

[Anonymous No.18396910]

>>18396900
it's 1:41 in IL rn, should someone check in of Frank?

[Anonymous No.18396949]

>>18396910
He should appreciate it. So might Kathleen and Frank Sr.

[Anonymous No.18397112]

>>18396910
I deleted it, just posted it to make a point to Gardner.

I might email Frank's father and tell him everything he has been up to. Might tell him how he is force meming himself as a "right wing extremist" (His father is a Democrat too, so he would love to know his son is making a joke of the Holocaust). I might email his father the screenshots of him spamming on /pol/ as himself, before he started paying for advertisements and creating a fake meme campaign-- as supporting evidence, along with the thread he was caught samefagging yesterday.

I might contact Cook County Sherriff Department and ask them to do a welfare check on this 32 year old who lives with his parents and writes childrens stories about mass shootings, which he then spams on a known "hate website" (we all know 4chan is looked at as one big /pol/)

I might contact the ADL Illinois and report his activity, I might send them the proof and put him on the radar so he can wind up in their registry which is used by a number of serious employers along with the federal government.

I might send his info, along with what he's been doing, to Antifa's Chicago chapter which is a 16 minute drive from his home. Let them deal with his mess too.

I might do so much Gardner. Out of concern for you. Because I am concerned by your actions and the way you have been behaving online lately. I believe if your parents knew your activities they would be worried as well.

And I don't have to just contact your parents about your behavior, I can contact your grandparents and everyone else and make them aware of how you are acting.

A 32 year old man on a message board predominantly made up of Generation Z, spamming childrens stories about mass shootings while meming himself as a "fuhrer" and "supporter of the IRA".

Stop being a child Frank and be the adult your date of birth says you are.

[Anonymous No.18398315]

>>18385860
Leave the board, Gardner.

[Anonymous No.18398334]

>>18385904
I will never get over how awful this book is every time I see a page posted here

[Anonymous No.18398342]

>>18385872
The post that saved /lit/

[Anonymous No.18398365]

Is he an incel? He has incel physiognomy for sure.

[Anonymous No.18398604]

>>18397112
you won't do shit you tranny because you get social anxiety from even making anonymous tips. I fucking dare you.

[Anonymous No.18398900]

>>18385904
>"Exit's, this way. Enjoy your time here"
I'm not enjoying it

[Anonymous No.18398927]

>>18385904
>the question whispers through his lips
lmfao

[Anonymous No.18399034]

>>18397112
we should just call Gardner and his family and start reading his stories to them

[Anonymous No.18399035]

>>18397112
watch out guys, this guy is tough --and he's on the internet. he's an... internet tough guy. watch out for this one.

[Anonymous No.18399050]

>>18399035
you're just smug because you think your lawyer daddy will try to sue us like he did that TV reporter who embarassed you on public access for being a daddy's boy.
you really are less than slime. I guess this is what happens when your dad can buy you everything except the attention of a woman.

[Anonymous No.18399068]

>>18399050
first of all, i'm not F.
secnd of all, you're insane and probably a tranny
third of all, go ahead and email F's family, go ahead and file a false police report against him, do it right now and post results please.

[Anonymous No.18399074]

>>18385904
this actually made me want to keep reading kek

[Anonymous No.18399087]

>>18399068
>>18399074
samefag/frankfag

[Anonymous No.18399119]

>>18399087
schizotranny

[Anonymous No.18399154]

>>18399119
>Frank is unironically driving out to his dad's office on a Sunday to post from separate IPs
can't make this shit up. if you could you might write better books

[Anonymous No.18399199]

>>18385904
Because of this book it makes me feel better and more motivated to try making a book

[Anonymous No.18399327]

>>18397112
Honestly the book doesn't seem really good but I will now defend and shill Gardner to the death just cause I hate people like the tranny who made this post. Look forward to a new call of the crocodile thread every day for the next week, at least.

[Anonymous No.18399348]

>>18399327
look forward to a lot of phone calls Franky boy

[Anonymous No.18399413]

>>18398604
>>18399035
>>18399050
>>18399068
>>18399074
>>18399327
Alright Frank remember you were warned.

[Anonymous No.18399436]

>>18398342
>>18398604
>>18399035
>>18399068
>>18399074
>>18399119
>>18399199
>>18399327

[Anonymous No.18399447]

>>18399436
sorry about the ban you'll be receiving, anon. you're doing the right thing

[Anonymous No.18399451]

>>18399436
I'm not frank but that didn't stop me from reporting that post for doxxing. Eat shit, tranny.

[Anonymous No.18399458]

>>18399436
Calling up all his relatives to tell them to tell him to stop shilling his shit books on Chechen archaeology sites

[Anonymous No.18399467]

>>18399451
>>18399447
It's worth it. I encourage all anons who are tired of Gardner's shit to post this image in every one of his shill threads.

I have ways to get around it too, like deleting that post and reposting it over and over so that many anons can save it while I still escape an outright ban.

[Anonymous No.18399486]

>>18399451
>tranny
>tranny
>tranny
>tranny
Frank, you need to learn more words you fucking mistake

[Anonymous No.18399530]

>>18392731
slit your wrists

[Anonymous No.18399541]

>>18399436
what happened here?

I want to know.

[Anonymous No.18399560]

>>18399541
Frank's Info happened. You can still find it floating around the web.

[Anonymous No.18399566]

>>18399199
Well i was stupid enough to buy Gardners so I might just buy yours too

[Anonymous No.18399603]

>>18385904
>his glowing riffle
>ready's
>Exit's, this way
>dim room's lights

[Anonymous No.18399764]

>>18399467
>>18399436
i hope you get permabanned

[Anonymous No.18399925]

>>18399560
post it again

I need it. To give him my felicitations for his ouvre.

[Anonymous No.18399934]

>>18399764
Keep hoping faggot.

[Anonymous No.18399947]

>>18399925
Just look up the thread on the /lit/ archive on warosu

[Anonymous No.18399971]

>>18399947
Oh, nice

[Anonymous No.18400105]

>>18399154
You're acting like a woman, Anon.

t. Not Gardner or a fan of his.

[Anonymous No.18400108]

This thread sure is spicy.

[Anonymous No.18400116]

>>18399999
>>18400000

[Anonymous No.18400138]

How much do you pay for an ad, is it 20 bucks a day or do you bid?

[Anonymous No.18400438]

>>18397112
holy shit you are an edgy faggot

[Anonymous No.18400484]

>>18389882
My only concern is wasting advertiser money. I don't care about producers making money because they developed a thing I enjoy. I just hate middle-men who turn a profit through no material productivity themselves. They're some of the biggest leeches in society.

[Anonymous No.18400672]

>>18385860
Imagine unironically buying a meme. You're a pathetic retard, OP.