/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18384966]

ITT: We write poems in the style of this fat bitch.

My gardener is a man
of patience
of understanding
He tends to my garden
for a modest sum
But if he only knew the kindness
in my heart
He'd work for free.

Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.18384974]

>>18384966
>Focusing this much energy to belittle someone who doesn't know you exist
What would your favorite poet think about your behavior?

[Anonymous No.18384981]

>We write poems in the style of this fat bitch
Never read them, so I can't contribute to this thread.

[Anonymous No.18384993]

>>18384974
He would just unleash asbeston ton theon gellen

[Anonymous No.18385014]

poos
and
wees
make chocolate
cheese
i wish he would
come back

[Anonymous No.18385027]

>the sun and her flowers
But the sun is masculine, and the moon is feminine. How dare she.

[Anonymous No.18385096]

[Anonymous No.18385101]

i
poo
in
loo

[Anonymous No.18385108]

>>18384966
I walk
Into a door
Just kidding
My husband beats me
The worst
Part is that
I deserve it.

[Anonymous No.18385113]

[Anonymous No.18385911]

>>18385027
Not in Germanic myth. Rupi obviously is a poet in the tradition of the Anglo-Saxons.

[Anonymous No.18386705]

>>18384966
>fat bitch
How is she fat?

[Anonymous No.18386720]

>>18384966
No class
Curry ass
Cunt

Sorry
To be
Blunt

[Anonymous No.18386795]

Better yet, just post real excerpts from her books.

[Anonymous No.18387375]

Virginia Woof says straight white men aren't allowed to criticize Rupi.
https://youtu.be/tr8ShDbnpaA?t=69

[Anonymous No.18387479]

The sun rises eastward
Coming from lands
Where my parents made their way
To shine above my head
And guide my strength

[Anonymous No.18387518]

>>18384966
Gay fag sucked
A cock
Gay fag sucked
Two cocks
Gay fag can't stop
Gay fag sucked
Cocks
After
Cocks
After
Cocks

[Anonymous No.18387550]

>>18384966
How is she fat?

[Anonymous No.18387552]

>>18384966
My seed
Is thick and heavy
Almost chewy
When she
Takes it in her mouth

[Anonymous No.18387560]

>>18384966

His musk stung me
And my heart
His green skin
And candle
Ears
And onion breath
I loved his gaze
Upon me
To
Feel like I had
Value

Now I
Know
That I am my
Own
Person

[Anonymous No.18387562]

>>18384966
Your feet my dear
He asked through labored breaths
May I please
Suckle on your supple toes
And slather them
In a healing helping
Of my thick seed

[Anonymous No.18387570]

Not even joking, this bitch sucked my boys dick in uni (she dropped out) and vomited trying to deepthroat it.

[Anonymous No.18387573]

>>18384966
How I wish to be crushed
Under the ass of a whore
For only 60 dollars
They agree to sit on my face
Those 300 pound monsters
With tits on their back
Crushing me
With massive thighs
Sweat drips in my ear
My skull shatters
Oh how
I love
Being crushed
Under the ass
Of a giant bitch

[Anonymous No.18387577]

>>18386705
>>18387550
Because she's 130 pounds, idiot

[Anonymous No.18387579]

>>18387570
Sounds like
You suck
Your boys dick
Too
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18387588]

>>18387570
>vomited trying to deepthroat it.
Was it drizzle or a hurricane?

[Anonymous No.18387592]

>>18387579
Least i can fit it all without puking. Better off a faggot than give shitty noggin

[Anonymous No.18387600]

>>18387588
It was after a party - she spewed spiced rum and pepsi all over it. He said it looked like tar and burnt his dickhole

[Anonymous No.18387603]

>>18387592
>I suck dick better than a woman
That’s not the comeback you think it was, anon

[Anonymous No.18387659]

>>18387592
Agree with >>18387603. That comeback was better than anything I've read from Rupi.

[Anonymous No.18387675]

>>18387592
The comeback was great.
>>18387603
Anon unironically posted pic of himself.

[Anonymous No.18387698]

>>18387675
>>18387600
>>18387592
>>18387588
Phone posting so people don’t think you same fag doesn’t work when you’re so fucking bad at it

[Anonymous No.18387740]

>>18387698
Not samefag. It was genuinely funny
>>18387592 and >>18387600 are literally the guy telling the story you retard.

Are you white-knighting Rupi's cocksucking skills because you think there's a chance you'll get some or do you just have shit taste in lit?

[Anonymous No.18387751]

>>18387698
FYI: It was funny because, by calling himself a cocksucker, he left you with nowhere to go. (Just crying SAMEFAG when someone laughed at his, albeit mild, cleverness).

[Anonymous No.18387819]

>>18384974
astronomical fpbp

[Anonymous No.18387829]

>>18387740
>>18387751
Bragging about how much cock you suck is never funny you’re just admitting to being a cocksucking faggot and I don’t need to go anywhere?
>also who samefags this hard?
Dilate, tranny. Id rather talk to the schizos switching personalities on the nobody thread than your inane faggotry

[Anonymous No.18387833]

>>18384974
That it was funny then he’d write a poem about cum or some shit in her style and post it in this thread

[Anonymous No.18387860]

She is not a bitch. She is a queen

[Anonymous No.18387873]

>>18387860
Nigger bitch with prose that would be better used for dirty talk while I’m getting a handjob from a prostitute

[Anonymous No.18387953]

>>18387829
>Bragging about how much cock you suck is never funny
It is when it derails a thread by triggering retards, like yourself, into responding.

Seethe.

[Anonymous No.18387963]

I envelop
the silicone penis
into my asshole

Nourishes my soul
and makes me
feel good

[Anonymous No.18388000]

Based argument
>>18387829
You made my comeback 10x funnier by reacting like this, thanks a ton

[Anonymous No.18388157]

>>18384966
She needs to get deepfaked onto some Mia Kahlifa flicks

[Anonymous No.18388197]

>>18388157
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.18388276]

>>18386795
waste of paper

[Anonymous No.18389608]

>>18387479
Yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.18389919]

>>18384966
I peel my socks
Off and wiggle
My toes
Do they
Make you hard?
Suck
On my tootsie rolls
Say
Thank you goddess

[Anonymous No.18389976]

>>18384966
I want her to peg me so bad.

[Anonymous No.18389994]

>>18384966
what?
women want free shit all the time

wtf is wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.18390002]

>>18384974
you probably don't know how healthy and satisfying it is to ridicule someone who has no merit and is overpraised to the detriment of others, not to mention the art of writing itself

fuck you and your pathetic little world of wonder miss doodie 2 shoes

[Anonymous No.18390162]

>>18390002
Sneed

[Anonymous No.18390168]

>>18389976
She deserves to be worshipped

[Anonymous No.18390204]

>>18390168
This.

[Anonymous No.18390520]

>>18384966
In the shiny loo
With joy
I make a mighty poo
Anon
Grant me your goo
White, sticky
I crave it like a jew
Suck
My curry
Toes

[Anonymous No.18390626]

>>18390520
>>18387518
>>18386720
>>18385101
>>18385014
0/10 low IQ

>>18385108
>>18387560
>>18387562
>>18387573
>>18389919

Very nice.

[Anonymous No.18390641]

SISTERHOOD

leaving the restaurant
i passed a table
on it someone had left a
$20 tip

the waitress was busy
and had not yet come back to clear

that $20 bill is in my purse now but
it's in her purse too

we are all one
we are all women
we are all human beings

when i return to that restaurant i will
smile at the waitress

because we are holding hands

although

she does not know it

— by rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.18390689]

>>18390162
what a beautiful response
no wonder your life is a total mess

[Anonymous No.18390709]

i have no idea who that is or what her style supposedly is

[Anonymous No.18390742]

>>18390689
t. mad

[Anonymous No.18390744]

>>18390742
keep trying to pretend you're witty with these one word responses
you're a total irrelevance and will die alone of blood cancer

[Anonymous No.18390754]

>>18390744
SEETHE

[Anonymous No.18390756]

>>18390641
Kek

[Anonymous No.18390824]

>>18387592
This is the most based thing i've ever seen on /lit/

[Anonymous No.18391112]

>>18390824
Its not, but its still funny.

[Anonymous No.18391200]

>>18384966
How tf is she fat nigger
>>18384974
Based

[Anonymous No.18391617]

>>18387375
To think this is the woman who wrote The Waves
She really let herself go

[Anonymous No.18391682]

>>18390002
>you probably don't know how healthy and satisfying it is to ridicule someone who has no merit and is overpraised
Yeah getting emotionally involved in public opinion is definitely the best way to develop your art, I can't imagine what would go wrong

[Anonymous No.18391699]

>>18384974
why yes, I dab on libtards all the time. There really is not better feeling then humiliating a libtard.

[Anonymous No.18391727]

>>18390002
>you probably don't know how healthy and satisfying it is to ridicule someone who has no merit and is overpraised to the detriment of others

keyed

[Anonymous No.18391782]

THE PRICE OF FAME

oh
what a feeling
to be read
but to be blue

- rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.18391789]

>>18384966
>He'd work for free.
For her kindness? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.18392174]

i go to the store
to buy staples
and i greet the cashier

i make some small talk
with her
and our minds meet
we become one
and i will never forget
the cashier i saw

-rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.18392190]

>>18384974
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18392257]

>>18390641
based

[Anonymous No.18392265]

>>18384966
Wait, is this not one of her poems? It’s fucking spot on.

[Anonymous No.18392303]

I roam the inter-webs
With attention to give
I end up on 4chan
Where the incels live
They say: "seethe and cope"
Well, there's no hope.
In /lit/, spergs come to quit
Reading, they avoid it
Like the plague. Sad lives
They lead, few survive


"Inb4, ngmi"

[Anonymous No.18392351]

>>18384966
He comes
to the boards
every day
and every night

to clean up
and wash
the filth of the masses

and he does it
all for free.

[Anonymous No.18392367]

>>18392351
That's beautiful, anon

[Anonymous No.18392638]

>>18384966
My jannie is a tranny
Of dick cut off
Of 'vaginal' dilating
He cleans my shitposts
In my board
He does it for free

Anon :)

[Anonymous No.18392991]

>>18390744
Feed it and sneed it newfag.

[Anonymous No.18393104]

>>18386795
Actually based. I love Rupi now.

[Anonymous No.18393461]

I''m cum
I'mm cumming everywwwhere
Cum
Everrywhere
Out of Penis (mine) :)

[Anonymous No.18393483]

>>18393461
What really brings everything together it’s the smiley face

[Anonymous No.18393497]

Easy does it
easily my sticky toes
fit in your mouth

suck on my toes
suck hungrily on my toes
those piggies who beget you

and you
thank me

[Anonymous No.18393502]

>>18390626
cringe

[Anonymous No.18393728]

>>18390641
Kek

[Anonymous No.18394395]

>>18385096
This one actually sounds nice to the ear kek

[Anonymous No.18394419]

A decayed world
is our love
you left me
and i remain
where i was

rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.18394423]

>>18390641
Winner