Robot/Incel Literature

[Anonymous No.18339933]

What's some essential robot lit, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.18339963]

>>18339933

[Anonymous No.18339981]

>>18339933
Jane Austen. First femcel. Fantastic literature. Autistic characterizations. You'll meet characters you know from irl in there but a much more developed version of them.

[Anonymous No.18340004]

I am a normalfag, and one of the most easily identifiable people on 4chan's /lit/ board :3

But trust me, annoyingly they knew that.

[Anonymous No.18340020]

>>18339933
Wtf i got 23 but i'm pretty normal

[Anonymous No.18340124]

>>18339933
Moving on with your life and stop browsing /r9k/. Take it from someone who browsed there for years, along with /pol/. There's absolutely nothing to gain from wallowing in self pity and being surrounded by people who vindicate your stagnation and encourage it. I am nearly 28, and only finally started getting my life together at at 25. Read some Hegel, but you're almost certainly gonna get filtered

[Anonymous No.18340138]

>>18339933
this test made me feel better about myself
But guys you know that people who can get laid easily and have friends can still be fucked?

[Anonymous No.18340167]

>>18339933
I'm at 99, nice

[Anonymous No.18340241]

>>18339933
I got 130 and I am a virgin who still lives with their parents and is jobless.

[Anonymous No.18340253]

>>18340020
Anon...

[Anonymous No.18340286]

>>18339933
+59 basado y rojopillado

[Anonymous No.18340336]

>>18339933
95 for normalfag but I feel like I identify more with the slightly strange category, hmmm...
btw here's a link to an online version of this test for those of you who don't want to bother doing the addition yourself https://arfer.net/games/robot-test

[Anonymous No.18340360]

>>18339933
117 muthafuckas

[Anonymous No.18340434]

>>18340138
yeah, they're called women

[Anonymous No.18341932]

>>18339933
do you think mr robot has read uncle ted

[Anonymous No.18342153]

[Anonymous No.18342161]

>>18339933
r9k already destroyed /fit/, /lit/ is already shit enough, please leave

[Anonymous No.18342200]

>>18339933
holy shit 55
I got none in mental and almost none in social
Should I rope?

[Anonymous No.18342284]

>>18339933
>73
well...
which YA novels I should read to escape this madness??

[Anonymous No.18342482]

>>18339933
notes from the underground
also I scored 77, social tab killed me

[Anonymous No.18342831]

>>18339933
>88
Pretty accurate
Would probably be normalfag/chad without the "social" section, that thing killed me

[Anonymous No.18342954]

>>18339933
51, been terminally online on 4chan/others since I was 10 so this result makes sense.

The Elementary Particles (Whatever aswell)
Oblomov
Jakob von Gunten (Robot part comes from the side characters)
The Man Who Sleeps
Kokoro
The Forgotten Soldier
Welcome to the N.H.K
Warhammer 40k books
À Rebours
(Obligatory No Longer Human even though I don't think it fits the robot label)

[Anonymous No.18342965]

>>18339933
I've been texted by a prostitute recently, does that count as a "real person"?

[Anonymous No.18342969]

>>18342965
Unfortunatly

[Anonymous No.18342977]

>>18342969
I'm somehow just in the Chad bracket then with 117

[Anonymous No.18343013]

133
always room for improvement

[Anonymous No.18343135]

>>18339933
I got 141
Fear me brainlets

[Anonymous No.18343153]

>>18339933
125.

[Anonymous No.18343156]

>>18339933
>55
should i just kill myself lads

[Anonymous No.18343196]

>>18339933
I'm a "normalfag" but I've never had a gf

[Anonymous No.18343201]

>>18342954
>The Man Who Sleeps
Is this A Man Asleep?

[Anonymous No.18343224]

>>18342153
Based

[Anonymous No.18343340]

>>18340020
>>18340167
>>18340286
>>18342200
>>18342284
>>18342482
>>18342954
>>18343156

Be honest, are you guenon / evola posters?

[Anonymous No.18343392]

>>18343340
No, I'm pretty sure it's just a single guy, like that call of the crocodile shit (difference is the crocodile shit is shilled by the author himself)

[Anonymous No.18343414]

>>18339933
52

[Anonymous No.18343544]

>>18343201
Yes, sorry, I wrote down the name of the movie adaptation by accident. Both are good.

[Anonymous No.18343561]

>>18343340
You're on 4chan, most people are like that, including you.

[Anonymous No.18343597]

>>18339933
I got an 86 but I am literally a hermit. I work nights completely alone, have a long ass scraggly beard, hair down to my waist, and cannot stand being around people. I live in a town of 100k and I get unironically annoyed by how little solitude I have – even as someone who works nights and is rarely awake during the day. I have structured literally my entire life around interacting with as few people as I possibly can. I have no friends and no girlfriend. Granted, I don't give a shit about either of those things and am much happier by myself, but the fact remains. This test itself has a ludicrously n*rmie bent to its metrics. It's like it judges itself against the same standards """robots/incels""" are supposed to hate. I feel dumber for having entered this thread and feel a strong distaste for anyone stupid enough to hold any of the beliefs which underpin this system.

[Anonymous No.18343598]

>>18343561
that's where you're wrong bucko.
According to this chart i'm very succesful.

[Anonymous No.18343603]

>>18343598
You can't even spell successful properly. If you're not literally an incel, you're spiritually one.

[Anonymous No.18343612]

>>18343597
>It's like it judges itself against the same standards """robots/incels""" are supposed to hate.
Congratulations, you've seen through the whole thing. Retards from unmentionable subcultures on unmentionable external communities don't actually have any problems with the system itself. The just have problems with the fact that they don't meet the standards of that system, but still for some reason cling to it as if it rests on any foundation firmer than rank consensus. They are idiots; genuine, actual idiots.

[Anonymous No.18343615]

>Physical 18
>Mental 5
>Social 4
>Accomplishment 29
>Bonus 10
Cyborg feels about right.

[Anonymous No.18343673]

>>18339933
>all these fucking normalfags
If you don't make sub-20 you REALLY don't belong here.

Also, this is the shitty abbreviated version of the chart; the good one has you first tally your score (as here), and then you can spend it on things you want—a cute thicc gf; high paying job; loli slave; that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.18343684]

>>18343603
The reason i'm not an incel is because I'm not the type of person to fixate over typos on the internet.

[Anonymous No.18343685]

desd

[Anonymous No.18343859]

>>18343673
>If you don't make sub-20 you REALLY don't belong here.
this is /lit/ you retard, not fucking /r9k/

[Anonymous No.18344149]

>>18342153
This is just an extraversion test. Obviously people who spend a lot of time on the internet are introverts.n

[Anonymous No.18344265]

>>18343859
This is 4chan you stupid fucking newfag-election-tourist.

Kill yourself, unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18346556]

>>18339933
Autistic bump

[Anonymous No.18347205]

>>18339933
Being a cyborg fucking sucks.
Celine books really encapsulate that feeling.

[Anonymous No.18347213]

>>18344265
>Kill yourself, unironically kill yourself.
You're much more likely to kill yourself then I am. I'm not the one promoting a race to the bottom; I believe in self-improvement and striving for greatness

[Anonymous No.18347354]

>>18339933
132
Huh

[Anonymous No.18347391]

>>18342954
>18342954
Second A Rebours. That trip to England tho

[Anonymous No.18347483]

I’m twenty-eight years old and I took the test and came up with a 129
To make people feel better I retook the test with the answers I would have given eight years ago but I actually scored a 123 that round

[Anonymous No.18348639]

>tfw 89
>tfw slightly strange is the perfect description for me
>tfw college grad and not ugly and decent habits but lack of sexual experience decimated my score
>tfw last time I answered this a couple years ago I actually had a higher score even tho I was in objectively a worse mental state

oh nononononono...

[Anonymous No.18349414]

>>18339933
Scored 79 and have diagnosed autism. My psychologist told me I'll destroy myself if I keep forcing myself to pursue my weird idea of normalcy though. Who knows how much longer I'll last wearing my masks.

[Anonymous No.18349432]

Notes from the underground

[Anonymous No.18349444]

>>18339933
I'm physical maxxed and that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.18349630]

>>18343340
read a couple of Guénon books, never read Ebola but of course I fuck with them.

[Anonymous No.18350237]

>got literally no points in social
>still make it up to 49
feels good to be of sound body and mind

[Anonymous No.18350297]

Got 90, mainly because of things from the past. I'm a loner now.

[Anonymous No.18350399]

>Physical 15
>Mental 4
>Social 0
>Accomplishment 2
>Bonus 2
Fuck, if I were born an ugly, short bastard I could've made it to grand wizard.

[Anonymous No.18351441]

>>18339933
I got 69 and it describes me well enough
I have a good friend circle but it's composed of fellow retards, and I have no romantic prospects and never will

[Anonymous No.18351637]

>>18339933
>135
>successful
This chart is moronic. I'm genuinely sorry for anyone who can't even get the numbers for normalfag; please know that you can fix your life.

[Anonymous No.18351727]

>>18339933
65. Not awful.

[Anonymous No.18352071]

i got 143 but i feel like nothing special

[Anonymous No.18352452]

>>18339933
46
Damm I thought I had it together but guess I am still robot tier

[Anonymous No.18352549]

>>18339933
86. I "can" function in the normalfag world but I don't like it.