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Do women like poetry?
Have you ever tried to woo a woman with poetry?

>> No.18317006

>>18316999
Kate Beaton is truly awful. I’m surprised that she’d use the word faggy too.

>> No.18317066

>Do women like poetry?
I would assume at least one does.

>> No.18317095
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Chad MacBride, Yeats was a tool

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>>18317095
>MacBride
Dude would be a truecel today. Is this really whom Maud went after instead of Yeats? This really puts a dent in the lookism theory.

>> No.18317153

>>18317131
Women are complete mental defectives. Their natural state is sitting in a field eating a lollipop, far away from decent society.

>> No.18317161
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>>18316999
Yes, my first love and the first girl that reciprocated my feelings left me after a month of us being together because she "wasn't ready for a serious relationship". She promised to write me when she changes her mind, and told me how much she loves me. 4 month later I will write her, she will ban me and I will pathetically create another account just to write her how awful I feel. The last line I used was "Odi et amo", she loved poems and I thought if I made such a quirky reference she would at least explain me why she banned despite confessing in love earlier. Well, I spent a year playing and didn't leave my apartments after that. She didn't contact me but later I discovered that she dated two other men while I was thinking of her and suicide each passing day. I still dream of killing her, I am hurt that I was cucked by the person I trusted the most in my life, I had no good family and all love I had I put into the first girl. I hate women and with subsequent girlfriends I never felt the same.

>> No.18317260

>>18317161
It was all fine and all until you created another account revealing for the whole board to see that you are a fucking schizo and she did well to run away. The rest of the post just confirms this. If a woman bans you just fucking take it and move on. Hating a whole category of people just because one behaved badly with you, as well as thinking about suicide just because a woman rejects you is also manual schizo behaviour. Maybe try therapy.

>> No.18317286

>>18317260
You don't know what schizo means you double digit IQ ape

>> No.18317379

>>18316999
They did up until the niggerisation of society.

>> No.18317390

>>18317131
The style looks cringe now but it was fashionable back in the day. Not a strong jawline but not too bad. Lifting hadn't been invented yet.

>> No.18317395

>>18317390
Also Maud was a textbook pill-popping crazy chick.

>> No.18317415

>>18317260
Yeah and this was after a month of dating. Smart girl for recognizing the crazy signs and getting out early.

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>>18317161
>I hate women and with subsequent girlfriends I never felt the same.
Chad

>> No.18317520

>>18316999
should beaton be using the "f word"?

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I think so

>> No.18317538

Literally sended a poem I wrote, to the girl im dating yesterday. She was really into it and even went on some research about the words and etc.

>> No.18317542

>>18316999
>>18317161
I don't get people who put so much worth into a woman. A good companion to marry is fine sure, but this divine worship is ridiculous. They are humans with flaws and wills contrary to your own. All that love is ultimately just yourself.

>> No.18317544

>>18317538
>sended
Ngmi

>> No.18317546

>>18317161
This is spergy behavior for a month of dating

>> No.18317558

>>18317542
If you grow up friendless and alienated, when you fall in love you'll develop a psychotic obsession and you'll feel like a scatterbrained heroin junkie. True story.

>> No.18317666

>>18317131
he is not even ugly lmao

>> No.18318718

>>18317666
Okay Satan

>> No.18319063

>>18317532
>ddlc
Disgusting

>> No.18319193

>>18317153
yeah lets get all these women out of here and just start fucking each other! Finally!

>> No.18319219

>>18317006
Imagine getting filtered by Kate Beaton

>> No.18319229

>>18316999
Not since the invention of the typewriter.

>> No.18319314

>>18317532
tfw no Monika gf to teach me about literature

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Pic related
Nothing else

>> No.18319371

>>18319320
I've noticed a pattern where a midwit friend will engage me in a story about his domestic issues to which I reply with all the male-brain questions and solutions he (usually) understands and agrees with. Following this he begins his torrent of cope and narration and I tune out.

>> No.18320762

>>18316999
>Do women like poetry?
Depends on what you consider poetry, lots of women I know like slam poetry. But I doubt /lit/ considers that poetry.

>> No.18321621

>>18319371
what are the "male-brain questions" and "solutions" you're talking about? Like redpill stuff and rationality?

>> No.18322892

>>18316999
This artist is the definition of cringe.

>> No.18322909

>>18322892
Wait wtf? This isn't who I was thinking about kek. That artist would never use the word "faggy" lmao.

>> No.18322935

>>18322909
were you thinking of Sarah Andersen?

>> No.18322951

>>18316999
Women like whatever the men they plan to fuck like.

>> No.18323274

>>18317161
should have spent that time learning a skill instead of being with the whore

>> No.18323333

>>18317161
Moral of the story: Never put pussy on a pedestal like this guy did

>> No.18323574

Yes. I know one and she is my girlfriend. I don't talk or know many other women but they all don't care for reading at all especially not poetry. It's also hard to find anyone who reads poetry desu, not really gender based.

>> No.18323751 [DELETED] 

Wood a deracinated persian girl living in London with persian poetry.

>> No.18323781

>>18317260
If I learned that you got raped and murdered, I'd joke about it on the internet.

>> No.18323782

>>18316999
I got married to a girl I woo'd using the poem 'Singh Song' by Dajit Nagra. Been married 8 years now, 5 kids.

>> No.18323806

Poetry is not popular at all. It's difficult enough to find anyone who likes poetry regardless of their gender. I don't even like poetry much beyond the classics and a few more modern works.

>> No.18323837

>>18319219
I’m sorry I don’t like your entry level reference humor lady.

>> No.18323841

>>18316999
>Do women like poetry?
Don't know for sure but sometimes they're very good at it, Sylvia Plath for instance.

>> No.18323863

>>18316999
I would never 'try' to do anything
I simply exist

>> No.18324275

>>18323333
Checked

>> No.18324873

>>18317161
what a bitch boy
grow a pair faggot