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[Anonymous No.18311254]

All discussion of Call of the Crocodile and related books go here. Please don't delete. This board needs these books contained better.

I finished reading through the entire Horror's Call series and thought I'd make a thread about them. Gardner has a unique writing and very clear writing style. I had my suspicions that maybe he was M.N.M-D.R. After reading them all through I don't think this is the case. The styles are too different.
The best of Gardner's work is definitely Call of the Arcade. The others have their ups and downs but Arcade is the most consistently entertaining. Agree? Disagree?

[Anonymous No.18311486]

>>18311254
I'm related to the Gardners

[Anonymous No.18311510]

>>18311486
Really? How’s that?

[Anonymous No.18311523]

>>18311510
I slept with Gardner's Mom 9 months before he was born. Hm.

[Anonymous No.18311545]

>>18311510
>Being this retarded.

[Anonymous No.18311602]

>Best is Arcade

No it’s Call of the Kappa

[Anonymous No.18311732]

>>18311254
what will call next?

[Anonymous No.18311751]

>>18311254
>clear writing style
Hi Gardner. Everyone who’s read the first pages of your piece of shit knows you don’t even know how commas work, lol, no one would ever say this
Keep memeing you stupid fuck, I love laughing at you. You’re so retarded it’s unreal, I hope you get a fucking pulitzer

[Anonymous No.18311773]

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18311846]

>>18311773
Reads fine to me. What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.18311860]

>>18311846
I’m asking what it means tho. It’s so subtle and artful I don’t understand what’s happening...

[Anonymous No.18312036]

Reported.
This board is for literature, not candidates for city government

[Anonymous No.18312242]

>>18312036
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18312293]

>>18311254
can i get a signed copy of the paperback?

[Anonymous No.18312350]

>>18312242
>doesn’t even read the Columbia chronicle
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.18312901]

How do I read these future penguin classics without feeding Bezos?

[Anonymous No.18312922]

>>18311860
It takes time to appreciate the genius anon

[Anonymous No.18313644]

>>18311254

Does someone know how to start a Gardner coin? I feel like we could all buy in early, meme this thing over to /biz/, and then get Elon Musk to tweet about it and we're all rich and can fund our own literary magazines. &amp can write a schizophrenic Gardner Coin whitepaper about how it is the most efficient at calling things which is crucial for blockchain based auto-contractual debit swap reverse link authority. We have like 50 shills here and if the Gardner haters join in this thing could be big. If you think that's dumb I'm looking at an ad for a 37 cent virtual dog coin that is worth almost $100 billion in total.

[Anonymous No.18313734]

>>18313644

CALL OF THE MOON

[Anonymous No.18314289]

>>18312901
Based

[Anonymous No.18314802]

>>18313644
Amazing idea.

[Anonymous No.18314825]

>>18314802

All these people brag about their stablecoins, this is an unstablecoin, one minute it is a crocodile, the next it is dreaming about being a crocodile, the next it is a baby fighting a leprachaun with fire and a pokemon. You have a fucking dog meme and Gardner Coin has the most memeable author in Internet history. Gardner Coin is going to the moon and we all have diamond hands if you have paper hands you will be holding the paper bag when this baby gets pump-dumped to mars or wherever it's going. Buy buy buy all you bitter no-Gardners will regret not shilling for CALL.

[Anonymous No.18314825,1]

>>18311254
Rian/MNMDR, I hope you choke on what you're trying to do.
Call of the Crocodile is written by "MNMDR" -Rian Ankerholz- PATTERNS match - including his choice of book size 8.5 x 11 - IDENTICAL to his publication of his manifesto Behead All Satans-
I purchased it - will FIND Amazon VIOLATIONS & GET IT ALSO STRIPPED