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Hey /lit/,

Finished my 2nd book in 8 years, am I allowed to show it off here?

Sorry for asking stupid questions! Have a nice day.

>> No.18289495

>>18289477
Show penis

>> No.18289503
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>>18289495
I don't have anything written on it though?!

Geez /lit/, and I thought /pol/ was bad...

>> No.18289542

>>18289477
I hope you are to be getting banned from frogposting.

>> No.18289571

>>18289477
The virgin "are writers allowed" vs the Chad Call of the Crocodile

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>>18289542
Been on 4chan since 2004 but never spent much time here, now I look like a fag.

>> No.18289708

yes

>> No.18289715

I will read your book if you post a pic of your gaping asshole

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>>18289715
How are there nose shills in /lit/?

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The book is about a guy living in Vancouver, and he has his bike stolen... and like most Vancouverites, he rolls over like a cuck at first.
>Rage of the sperg
Then, one day, when he's coming home from his wagie cagie job, he spots the crackhead riding his bike and drinking with a woman, as he sits on the bus to go home...
>One thing leads to another
He decides to become a vigilante, and quickly things snowball out of control...

>> No.18289750

>>18289735
Uh I don’t care about your nose

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>>18289622
CommieTubbies
A Serious Look at a Serious Problem
N ot since the controversial early episodes of Zoom has a childrens' television program generated as much debate as Teletubbies, the British show featuring four seemingly lovable little critters. Are they hallucinogenic? Is their endless baby-talk stunting the vocal development of a generation's worth of kids? Are they (gasp) gay?

Who cares? All this meaningless talk only serves to mask a much more serious problem: the myriad of subliminal pro-communist messages this so-called "educational show" uses to bombard our unsuspecting children, the ones most susceptible to its siren call. Skeptical? Read on, and judge for yourself.

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>>18289749
Sounds thematically like that film Falling Down

>> No.18289794

>>18289477
Fuck off, no one cares about your book and nobody is a writer when everyone is a writer. Fuck off.

>> No.18289818

>>18289794
jeez how insecure can you be?

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>>18289794
What exactly are you doing on /lit/, other than hating on artists?

>> No.18289922

>>18289477
dubs and OP has to shit his pants

>> No.18289954

>>18289571
Lmao. Exactly. OP not smart enough to pretend to be a fan spamming someone else's self-published book.

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>>18289922
Just had a large cafe americano, I just might spray last night's chicken burger into my drawers

>> No.18289959

>>18289477
>>18289922
You must poo.

>> No.18289965

>>18289954
Self-publishing is based as fuck
>Just look at the mainstream books promoted in Canada to see what types of authors and what types of books are published
If you are a straight white male in Canada, any publishing house would never touch you, unless you've written about your guilt and self-loathing.

>> No.18289967

>>18289477
>>18289922
>>18289959
Do the poo and I will read your whole book.

>> No.18289982

>>18289922
Well, we are all waiting.

>> No.18290019

>>18289922
two and two
makes you poo

>> No.18290042

>>18289922
unleash from your butt or get stuck in a rut

))~~~~

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>>18290042

>> No.18290232

I think this thread should answer OP pretty solidly. We're anonymous. By revealing yourself you're longer anon and if someone wants to be really snub nosed advertising is one of the globals. There are self serve ads though and technically nobody is going to know you're the author.
All that said, guess I better duck out of this thread before the shit storm.

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>>18290232
No worries anon, I've been here a looooong time. I'll just buy some ads and hope some anon likes my shit and shills it for me. Have a great day!

Godspeed anon

>> No.18290318

>>18290297
based positive pantshitter

>> No.18291069

>>18289922
OP . . .

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18291071

This is my 2nd book, I just found out the other day that this guy that I used to make the most money with in porn is a freemason, he's actually really redpilled too
>Crazy connection to my current spiritual belief system
>inb4 schizo
Wes Watson's videos really helped me get in alignment so I could finally finish another book... took 8 fucking years of peaks of pleasure and pain to get here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sba37b4krZE
Feels amazing bros, going to crack a couple Faxe beers

>> No.18291172

>>18291071
how'd you publish?

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I dead ass thought you meant you had READ your 2nd book in 8 years and was like why would he want to brag about such a low number? I don't think there's a specific rule against it but you never know with mods so go ahead at your own risk and next time look for a QTDDTOT thread before posting

>> No.18291425

You can but no one has to read it obviously, give a good pitch for why we should.

>> No.18291842

>>18291425
After I finish my amazing spaghetti, I'll write something. Thanks anon!