SUBMIT

[Anonymous No.18288176]

To &amp Magazine™.

>one week left for submissions
>more than enough time to deplagiarize a chapter of Gaddis
>>the average poem only takes about a week to compose
ORRRRR SEND US YOUR
>unfinished manuscripts
>knock knock jokes
>halfremembered anecdotes
>banana bread recipes
>declassified cables
>redpills
>other pills
>found media
>long lost letters
>broken python
>eminem lyrics
>erotic haikus

CLICK HERE FOR MORE LASAGNA
>https://LampByLit.com/magazine/submit
https://LampByLit.com
>https://LampByLit.com/magazine/submit
https://LampByLit.com

MODS KEEP THE FAGGOT JANNIES IN CHECK. Gardner tell your hounds to bump this shit so I don’t have to fill these pages with closeups of my chode.

[Anonymous No.18288285]

Bump

[Anonymous No.18288378]

ok, I'll submit

[Anonymous No.18288948]

>>18288378
I’m going to hold you to it.

[Anonymous No.18289092]

[Anonymous No.18289686]

[Anonymous No.18289756]

>>18288176
What do you have so far?
I'm thinking about submitting more poems
You seem to like them. If you need more I can supply them. I have a lot.

[Anonymous No.18289820]

>>18289756
Yeah dump em on me. It’s slim so far.

[Anonymous No.18289854]

>>18289820
I'll shoot you an email.

[Anonymous No.18289887]

>>18289756
>If the skin on my finger and tip.
>Is the same skin as my dick.
>Why do people get mad and sick?
>When i suck my own dick
>Licking my poop smeared fingertips
>With a great love for the taste of dick
>And shit
>While in the library sit
>Next to my anal play kit
>And my large wooden stick
>Oh god will it ever be able to fit
>But that would rob me of the ability to sit
>In the library sucking my dick
>Playing with poop and piss
>Without it I see no reason for my life persist
>Its not my fault that I'm the victim to Instest
>And its the sole reason that I exist

[Anonymous No.18290005]

>>18288176
Your links are all gay and don't fucking work, imbecile.

[Anonymous No.18290015]

>>18289854
>>18289820
Sent and bump

[Anonymous No.18290068]

Can I submit the first chapter of a novel I want to have published in a couple months and start memeing relentlessly here every day like my hero F Gardner?

[Anonymous No.18290084]

>>18290068
I don't see why not. You can submit it, whether it is used or not is another matter.

[Anonymous No.18290106]

>>18290084
Fait enough, but if you publish it can I put my name or does it need to be anon?

[Anonymous No.18290107]

>>18290005
Damn it. Betatest my links for me and file a report, anon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18290125]

Ok good I thought I might have missed the deadline. I got you anon I will try and write something for you

[Anonymous No.18290131]

>>18290106
>>18290068
I’d love to have a serial. The Brook faggot was sposed to make a serial...
Yeah actually I put the first chapter of a novel in writing in the first issue of &amp, a redacted zerodraft but still, I recommend it.

Well here’s the thing. It’s always been anonymous, but I am considering letting people claim attribution. As it stands right now, we allow pseudonyms, which could just be pen names, which could just be real names, but I’ve never had to make a hard decision about it. If you twist my arm I’m likely to cave considering how badly I need content now.

[Anonymous No.18290164]

>>18290125
no pressure. if i don't get enough material then I just scour archive.x and the chans for content. i've written about 6k words for a series of interviews for the next issue, and i would probably do my best to fill the rest of the pages with my incredible heartstopping prose or some shit. i appreciate it tho! viva la booba!

[Anonymous No.18290189]

>>18290131
Sounds good man
Just submitted my first chapter, with a little note, don’t hesitate to email me.
If the chapter proves too big/confusing/uninteresting lmk, I’ve got some other shorter snippets I think might work well
Appreciate it

[Anonymous No.18290196]

I have some pictures I took that can fill space between content. If you welcome photo submissions then I can send them your way

[Anonymous No.18290240]

do you accept fetish smut

[Anonymous No.18290458]

BUMPA

[Anonymous No.18290537]

>18290196#
That sounds great, please submit!
[e-mail]
>>18290240#
I’m sure it will be pure kino.
>>18290189
You always ask this and I always say yes

[Anonymous No.18290545]

>>18290537
>>18290196

[Anonymous No.18290619]

>>18290107
wait so is the submission working? It didn’t seem to me like there were any problems...

[Anonymous No.18290674]

>>18288176
Got my submission in and an email that'd its being read. May follow up just to see if it's in for sure. Have some poems I'd like submit as well.

[Anonymous No.18290718]

>>18290674
was the email automatic? I did not get one

[Anonymous No.18290957]

>>18290537
Is erotic poetry okay or no? It's tasteful I swear

[Anonymous No.18291007]

>>18288176
>*ahem
Guenon magazine was superior

[Anonymous No.18291310]

>>18290619
It’s working. It’s good.
>>18290674
Follow up please. I don’t wanna miss it. Thanks!
>>18290957
Yes, tasteful or otherwise.
>>18291007
Et tu, Brutus?

[Anonymous No.18291686]

>>18290718
Might have been automated, got a response from the "[e-mail]" address, which is where I sent my original query and follow up! Thank you!

[Anonymous No.18291775]

>>18288176
Could I submit things in spanish?

[Anonymous No.18291782]

Do I get paid?

[Anonymous No.18291905]

>>18288176
>Submit your content using the form below. Unsolicited submissions are referred to as the Slush Pile. These submissions are not edited before online publication.

>If you wish to submit your article for consideration to &amp Magazine print version, please have your agent submit your work via the proper channels on /lit/.
What did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.18291960]

>>18288176
>>18291905
also your filter blocked one of my submissions, area 22

[Anonymous No.18292016]

>>18291775
Por favor, mucho appreciado..?>>18291960
Filter? Hm lemme look into it

[Anonymous No.18292024]

>>18292016
I submitted them on the site but I'll just send them to the email as well

[Anonymous No.18292232]

i submidded all i had. the rest is piss poetry

>>18290106
its no fun that way
>>18290125
mine wont come. shipment gods have foresaken me. might sacrifice origami cattle

[Anonymous No.18292859]

>>18288176
Submit this please

>Dearest /lit/
>Did you know my name is Frank Edward Gardner Jr? I am 32 years old, a registered Democrat and a derp faced faggot who calls myself an author and spams my YA trash on 4chan. I am named after my father Frank Edward Gardner Sr. who was a former envirommental attorney before becoming the water reclamation district commisioner of Cook County. He even tried to sue Fox32 TV station once! I tried to run for the same position as my nepotist daddy when I was 27. My mother's name is Kathleen Mary Gardner (Her maiden name was O'reilley before she gave it up to marry my rich city government lawyer daddy). I live in River Forest, Illinois. My location information is readily available online for all of those anons out there who have finally gotten fed up with my incessant shill campaign over the last few months.
https://www.dailyherald.com/article/20140210/submitted/302109981/

https://mandellmenkes.com/court-dismisses-defamation-claim-arising-from-tv-news-report-on-metropolitan-water-reclamation-district-candidates-campaign/

https://southsideweekly.com/something-in-the-water/

[Anonymous No.18292931]

>>18288176
horses exiting the parking lot. maybe that'll be a cool background for some story. your local horse pic supplier

[Anonymous No.18292939]

>>18292931
maybe if you could replace the sky in this pic with that webpunk & amp background.. and have them in the lower third of the page

[Frank Edward Gardner Jr. No.18292953]

>>18288176
Submit this:

>Dearest /lit/
>Did you know my name is Frank Edward Gardner Jr? I am 32 years old, a registered Democrat and a derp faced faggot who calls myself an author and spams my YA trash on 4chan. I am named after my father Frank Edward Gardner Sr. who was a former environmental attorney before becoming the water reclamation district commisioner of Cook County. He even tried to sue Fox32 TV station once! I tried to run for the same position as my nepotist daddy when I was 27. My mother's name is Kathleen Mary Gardner (Her maiden name was O'reilley before she gave it up to marry my rich city government lawyer daddy). I live in River Forest, Illinois. My location information is readily available online for all of those anons out there who have finally gotten fed up with my incessant shill campaign over the last few months.
https://www.dailyherald.com/article/20140210/submitted/302109981/
https://mandellmenkes.com/court-dismisses-defamation-claim-arising-from-tv-news-report-on-metropolitan-water-reclamation-district-candidates-campaign/
https://southsideweekly.com/something-in-the-water/

[Anonymous No.18293035]

>>18292953
You need to add footnotes.

[Anonymous No.18293091]

>>18293035
Good idea.

[Anonymous No.18293095]

>>18288176
How is this now self-publish?

[Anonymous No.18293141]

Just how badly can I violate copyright because I’ve got a tendentious edit of a novel into a novella I’m working on. And the only OC is tendentious deletion.

[Anonymous No.18293386]

>>18290131
>I need content
Hold up anon, I have a story, but was holding off until I could be bothered to format it attractively. Which means for a couple of months now. Gonna send you the bare text instead.

[Anonymous No.18294522]

>>18292931
In foul mood
thinking of
kebabs and glue.

[Anonymous No.18295268]

I made a limericks thread you can mine that if it takes off, you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.18296525]

>>18288176
I'm kind of busy rn but might help you if I find some spare time OP

[Anonymous No.18296550]

what a great thread Thanks team
>18293141
Thanks anon