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What must I study to become a great author and poet?

>> No.18286021

>>18285851
deez nuts

>> No.18286034

>>18285851
You need to study the testicles of this man: >>18286021

>> No.18286041

>>18285851
Everything.

>> No.18286094

>>18286041
including deez nuts

>> No.18286148

>>18285851
>tfw modern life is so complex that you need flowcharts to help you make sense of it

>> No.18286153

>>18286148
Modern life isn't so complex if you stay out of it, if you become a bug you will follow those stupid charts because you are devoid of any ability to think for yourself.

>> No.18286158

>>18285851
occultism

>> No.18286160

idk man maybe just your own mind
you gotta disconnect yourself from all that stuff to truly find what you want the world to hear you say

>> No.18286252

>>18285851
just do your writing. if it's in your fate to be great you will be, if not you won't. don't worry so much about the great part and just do what you must.

>> No.18286265

>negotiate a daily deal with your trusted cafe
What planet is this person from

>> No.18287269

Life of a bugman 101

>> No.18287915

>>18285851
you can immediately tell this shit is made by a woman.

>> No.18287919

>>18286153
It really seems to me that modern life is literally the most complex thing that has ever existed and I really can’t understand how you can feel otherwise. I literally feel like I’m running in place 24/7.

>> No.18287948

>>18286265
USA. They think it's normal to take a car trip every morning to the local shop for a cup of coffee, then get """food""" delivered on their porches 3 times a day.

>> No.18287993

>>18286265
>Doesn't have a deal with a local hipster cafe where you sit on rail instead of chairs, every surface is made of old bricks taken from a disused factory and the 10$ coffee made from ethically farmed beans is served in coconuts imported from Fiji.

ngmi

>> No.18288024

>>18285851
While some of the advice there is interesting, I am of the opinion that these sorts of charts are effectively useless. What works for one doesn't mean it works for all. I am not making a mind map, im gonna go for a walk.

>> No.18288397

>>18288024
based
The best way to become productive is to read and absorb a bunch of shit on productivity and then synthesize it for yourself. That's why you always see productive people with their own patented method.

>> No.18288418

>>18287993
>>Doesn't have a deal with a local hipster cafe where you sit on rail instead of chairs, every surface is made of old bricks taken from a disused factory and the 10$ coffee made from ethically farmed beans is served in coconuts imported from Fiji.
>ngmi
accurate

>> No.18288432

>>18287948
No, we don’t. This is specifically NYC hustler stuff. It’s the type of mentality which only really exists in the New York, Los Angeles, and now Bay Area metropolitan areas where people take this approach to life where they make decisions to maximize free time in order to spend more of it working and making money. This is not an American thing (besides the coffee maybe).

>> No.18288434

>>18285851
you must explain why DFW an hero'd
WHO STOLE DFW'S IPOD?!?!

>> No.18288448

>>18285851
>by Anna Vital
>taking orders from a woman in terms of productivity
wtf happened to this place

>> No.18288471

>>18286094
>including deez nuts
Yes anon including doze nuts

>> No.18288475

>>18285851
Rule no 1. Do not read anything by a woman.
Rule no 2. Do not trust anything said by a woman.

>> No.18288566

>>18285851
>picrel
the godspeed chart

>> No.18288580

>>18285851
wow that Tech advice is not good. Sure, you'll be uninterrupted and get more work done, but you will be seen as unreliable unless you are already in some leadership position

>Limit email replies to one per minute
What? If you care about professionalism, you should proofread your emails and spend some time to make sure your messages are clear, accurate and respectful enough (unless it's an informal correspondence with your team members)

>> No.18288611

>>18288432
That might be its origin, but a lot of people who are unproductive also do it, generally on other people's money or even on their own even if they don't make that much. Then they wonder why they can't afford anything that requires savings.

>> No.18288658

>>18285851
What a needlessly complicated infographic. Want to be productive? Pick something to do and DO IT. DO IT RIGHT NOW.

>> No.18289816

>>18288658
>pick to slam my face into the wall for hours on end
Wow thanks anon! I sure feel fucking productive!

>> No.18290342

>>18288475
Rule no 3. dez nuts

>> No.18290704

>>18287919
>really
>literally
>really
>literally