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[Anonymous No.18284527]

>Jokingly mentioned that I’m an ecofascist to my professor
>he later approached me in a discreet manner, asking me if I wanted to go to a meeting

[Anonymous No.18284536]

>>18284527
An ecofascist meeting? Might score some greasy hippy pune.

[Anonymous No.18284543]

>>18284527
he just wants to suck your cock dont go anon

[Anonymous No.18284553]

>>18284536
I don’t know
>>18284543
You think so?

[Anonymous No.18284557]

>>18284527
What meeting?

[Anonymous No.18284644]

He's a fed luring you into a honey trap. Next thing you know he's handling you to bomb a dam or some data center.

[Anonymous No.18284659]

>tell my philosophy professor I'm a traditional catholic who believes in monarchism
>starts failing all my work
>refuses to look me in the eye when I speak to him

[Anonymous No.18284689]

>write a joke essay about gnosticism
>after the class peer review a bunch of goth girls invite me to some weird meeting in a cave

[Anonymous No.18284694]

>Mention I'm a Neo-luddite in class
>Captain Ludd rises from the dead in my backyard when I get home
Not again bros...

[Anonymous No.18284837]

>>18284644
Either this or this >>18284543

[Anonymous No.18284895]

>>18284527
>post predictions of financial, political, and ecological catastrophes to take place over the course of the next 60 years.
>anon asks for a burner email address to discuss it further.
Discretion came to mind for all of the usual reasons >>18284837 not the least of which is the obviousness of what's likely to come, even to a technophile.

[Anonymous No.18284925]

>>18284895
>post predictions of financial, political, and ecological catastrophes to take place over the course of the next 60 years.
Link?

[Anonymous No.18286315]

>>18284527
>Mention Wim Hof breathing and mushrooms in college psych class
>Surrounded by Indian guys who want to be my friend
Wish I knew how to code

[Anonymous No.18286328]

>>18284689
Nice try anon, but goths are extinct.

[Anonymous No.18286421]

>>18284659
I got a C on a paper which argued that Germany had a right to be angry at the treaty of Versailles.

[Anonymous No.18287847]

>>18284659
The chapotards have infiltrated academia. No Chud gets out alive

[Anonymous No.18287872]

>>18287847
you misspelled chad

[Anonymous No.18287885]

> Political Philosophy 101, I make an impassioned speech about putting the absolute minimum amount of work into anything, and that clever slacking is the best approach to life
> Professor thinks I'm epic and we talk about punk bands after class every day

[Anonymous No.18287982]

>>18286315
>k?
code is whack.

[Anonymous No.18287999]

>>18284527
>Take Jewish Studies class
>Classmates are all Israeli exchange students
Not really sure what I expected. They were nice to me though. It was the first time I worked up the courage to chat/flirt with a girl I didn't know.

[Anonymous No.18288044]

>>18287999
How was it anon? Tell us more.

[Anonymous No.18288051]

>>18287999
time to bring a huge Palestinian flag to class

[Anonymous No.18288087]

>>18284527
>jokingly mention that I'm an iconoclast to the associate professor of church history
>tells me to meet him outside the local catholic church tonight

[Anonymous No.18288103]

>>18287999
>It was the first time I worked up the courage to chat/flirt with a girl I didn't know.
Do tell

[Anonymous No.18288169]

>>18288044
>>18288103
Not much to it lol. Normally when I chat with girls (especially in a manner I'd consider flirtatious), its with friends or friends of friends, people who I know things about and who I know are comfortable with me. This girl was cute and all, but she didn't know me at all. Still, I wanted to get to know her. Once day we had group work and I introduced myself and asked her to work with me. She agreed, and then in the course of the next couple meetings we became somewhat acquainted with one another. Finally I got her social media from her and we texted for a bit (this is where things turned from school to personal things). Unfortunately for my romantic endeavors, COVID happened and she went back to Israel (and I went home), and things never really picked back up. Still, I consider it a win because it was the first time since high school that I had done something like this, and it helped boost my confidence greatly when it comes to this sphere of life.

[Anonymous No.18288182]

>>18286421
Vae Victus

[Anonymous No.18288187]

>>18284543
>he just wants to suck your cock
>dont go anon
I don't see how you arrive at the second part.

[Anonymous No.18288192]

>>18286421
Vae Victis

[Anonymous No.18288194]

>>18286421
Probably because of your sloppy writing. "Right to be angry"?

[Anonymous No.18288195]

>>18284527
Big if true.

[Anonymous No.18288197]

>>18288169
Good for you anon

[Anonymous No.18288206]

>>18288194
He could be ESL, retard

[Anonymous No.18288213]

>>18284527
>attending a wedding I've been looking forward to
>an ancient mariner takes me aside and tells me how he killed the bird of good luck

[Anonymous No.18288237]

>>18288213
kek

[Anonymous No.18288254]

>>18288194
>>18288206

not him but what's grammatically wrong with "right to be angry"?
or is it using that phrase in the context of politics and war that you're saying is sloppy (i agree)?

[Anonymous No.18288256]

>>18288194
During my second semester of indoctrination holocaust classes in 8th grade which in America hijacks your english classes to teach propaganda about the shoah, I had a similar experience. We read Anne Frank, Weisels Night, watched Spielberg's Shindlers List, watched band of brothers, and learned in general the narrative. At the end of this entire semester dedicated to the Shoah, despite living in a place where there are no jews (mormon and mexican territory), we were to write a final paper in which the prompt was what did you learn from this semester. I was doing poorly thanks to autism and a female teacher incapable of teaching a boy. So my parents ruined my entire weekend and I had to source and rewrite everything as an attempt to get a better grade. I mentioned more history than had been taught including mendel and the argentinean expats. When all the papers were handed back I was not given mine. I recieved a C and was told it was college level. I asked why, if it was college level, I recieved a C. She answered that I had not answered the prompt of what I had learned this semester. I said how, I said even more than was expected, I gave facts and cited sources. She said because I was supposed to just say I learned not to discriminate and that judging entire groups is morally bad. Instead now I hate the government and do not trust anything they say.

The next year, my freshman year, my english teacher was a man. He explained what the women couldn't, all you have to do to write a paper interpreting a book is make things up and provide evidence. The women always just told me to say what I felt not knowing that young boys think that's fucking dumb. I did well in english after Mr. LaMonica told me the secret was bullshitting and rhetoric. I still resent you, Mrs. O.

[Anonymous No.18288288]

>>18288256
I think the education system should be set up in a way where in the younger years there are women teaching who teach both boys and girls some stuff about how to behave etc. Later (at around 12-13) boys should continue being taught exclusively by men who will teach them all the higher concepts they need to know. Girls should continue being taught by women

[Anonymous No.18288381]

>>18288288
I believe women can still be math or chemistry teachers but are incapable of relating enough psychologically to a boy, especially an adolescent boy, to instill any educational value in the humanities.

[Anonymous No.18288430]

>>18288187
The dichotomy of poltard wisdom on display.

[Anonymous No.18288463]

>>18284527
> Teacher in a "Philosophy of Anthropology" (whatever the fuck that is) says slavery goes against human nature and would always be fought against.
> ask why then nearly every other civilization than ours had a slave system which seemed to be about as stable as our own labour forces?
> classmates later come to tell me that this is not a fascist-friendly department.

I fucking swear.

[Anonymous No.18288482]

>>18287982
speak for yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.18288498]

>>18288463
fucking classic moralfags
>MUH NATURE
>MUH COMMON SENSE
>MUH SELF EVIEDENT

[Anonymous No.18288504]

College campuses are filled with deep state CIA plants. Half the professors are failed MK Ultra experiments they just let loose and teach.
It is 100% a honey pot. Go if you are stupid.

[Anonymous No.18288530]

and that kid, was Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.18288584]

>>18288498
We went from discussing Kant to Natural Law to making this horrible argument about why slavery is against human nature.
I mean, if I wanted to make the contrary argument and defend slavery from that exact sequence of ideas, it would be very fucking easy.
Anyways, that teacher was an absolute shithead.

[Anonymous No.18288589]

>>18284527
KEK

[Anonymous No.18288593]

>>18284527
the "meeting" will be with HR and disciplinary admin. you fucked up op.

[Anonymous No.18288596]

>>18288504
Based schizo

[Anonymous No.18288613]

>>18288504
Sorta schizo, but it is true that certain colleges are recruiting grounds and the culture and staff reflects this.

[Anonymous No.18288655]

>>18288596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGr1kbzQwas

The entire point of woke shit is to turn the proles against each other because we were close to actually having the libertarians in the tea party and the socialists in the 99% movement come together and hate the crony politicians and the bankers and corporations that take money via theft in taxation from the middle class and gives it to themselves by buying politicians. The fact that wells fargo for example still exists is fucking absurd. They literally had a forgery department to steal homes and cars from people. They had a racism department to target blacks for subprime loans. They had a fraud department to open extra accounts and charge their customers fees. Their fine for helping cause the financial crisis was equivalent to about $1,200 for a person making $60,000 a year. Their board should have been fucking lynched. Many such cases! Sad!

[Anonymous No.18288675]

>mention to my professor that I’m reading Blood Meridian
>he scalps me and then rapes my corpse

[Anonymous No.18288692]

>>18288463
Women and feminists in the university, episode 1,762

[Anonymous No.18288706]

>write a paragraph about puns in the Simpsons
>prof refers to my work as "intellectually throbbing and stimulating"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18288720]

>>18286328
They aren't

[Anonymous No.18288732]

>>18284527
what was the joke, op? i want to hear it

[Anonymous No.18288734]

>>18288381
This men are from mars women are from venus shit has some biological basis but it's like 95% learned

[Anonymous No.18289128]

>>18288734
Nah, it's like 50%. Kids are hardwired to be who they are going to be.
https://vimeo.com/200601703
12 minutes

[Anonymous No.18289206]

>first day of con law
>professor asks why Marburry v Madison turned out the way it did
>tell him it’s because Thomas Jefferson wanted to bang John Marshall’s mom who was his cousin
>only get asked yes or no questions for the rest of the semester

[Anonymous No.18289302]

>>18288734
>95% learned
Ask me how I know you've never educated or raised young kids?

[Anonymous No.18289309]

>>18284527
I'm an anprim at heart but in terms of functional utility I have to be an ancap/lobertarian. All government is corrupt, taxation is theft, and the proceeds of stealing from the middle class always benefit the rich.

[Anonymous No.18289323]

>>18289302
Yeah, kids out the box are who they are. Environment is just the fence they run into that limits their personality. Trauma, however, can drastically change a kid. Plenty of gays or trans or bi people are just a result of rape or molestation. Personality disorders can result from abuse or neglect.

[Anonymous No.18289406]

>>18289128
>>18289302
"Kids are who they are" and "a woman teacher can't relate to young boys" are two unrelated statements

[Anonymous No.18289445]

>>18289406
95% learned behavior is. Women will never understand men. That is why gays hate butch lesbians. Butch lesbians are an awkward caricature of how they interpret masculinity. They dress like a fat construction worker in dickies and oakleys and this infuriates the gays as they believe men are more than just crass. I believe women feel the same way about mtf transexuals which is why the terfs have such a problem with them.

[Anonymous No.18289457]

>>18289445
>Women will never understand men.
Whatever man, I really don't think we are so incomprehensible to each other. It's just a meme, that's relatable in certain situations and therefore spreads, and then you have legions of retards who are raised on it and think of it as some incontrovertible truth.

[Anonymous No.18289479]

>>18289457
I think we are. And I have seven sisters and a wife.

[Anonymous No.18289514]

>>18288254
There is nothing wrong with it

[Anonymous No.18289532]

>>18289457
I like what Woolf said in A Room of One's Own about there being a sixpence piece on the back of the heads of both men for women and women for men.

[Anonymous No.18289559]

>>18289532
There is a greek myth in which we came from the moon. At that time we were man-woman and had two heads and 4 arms, back to back, together. There were also man-man and woman-woman. The gods feared us because we rivaled them in power so they split us into two pieces in order to diminish our power, only in coming together do we reclaim a portion of our power which can be interpreted as the power of reproduction.

[Anonymous No.18289575]

>>18288463
You should have told them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18289623]

>>18289479
And my brother is incredibly different from me, I don't understand his motivations most of the time. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.18289625]

>trying to stand out in a university class
>thinking that your opinion matters to anyone in a university class
>thinking university classes are about anything besides gettimg the best grade with the least amount of effort
>thinking any other students wants to hear you speak in a university class
>Thinking professors are emotionally mature enough to have a disagreement with
>Thinking that engaging in a discussion in a university class is a rewarding experience
retards, all of you

[Anonymous No.18289634]

>>18284527
>not being an ecofascist unironically

[Anonymous No.18289696]

>>18288254
It sounds odd. Usually you'd say
>germany was right to be angry
meaning their anger was correct or justified, rather than
>had a right to be angry
which implies some that some sort of permission for anger was given that we didn't know about until your essay exposed it.
Furthermore, "a right" rather than "the right" sounds odd too. You'd use the definite article "the" in this case because you're referring to a specific right (the right to be angry). If you say "a right" it sounds like there are a bunch of "rights to be angry" lying around and germany picked up one of them.

[Anonymous No.18289700]

>>18289623
I don't think you know enough women to really get how different they are. Maybe it is different for zoomers though, thanks to plastics and pesticides they are far less sexually dimorphic.

[Anonymous No.18289710]

>>18289696
You are a stupid pedant.

[Anonymous No.18289720]

>Tell everyone during class that I am a guenonian muslim
>the 4 cutest girls in my class told me after school that they want to start a trad polygamous family with me
This is how you get pussy, virgins

[Anonymous No.18289745]

>>18289710
I was just explaining why people think you're and ESL. If you couldn't figure out what I just said on your own or appreciate the explanation then I don't know what you're doing on a literature board.

[Anonymous No.18289757]

>>18289745
I'm not him.

[Anonymous No.18289763]

>>18289757
Who are you

[Anonymous No.18289767]

>>18289763
your mom

[Anonymous No.18289772]

>>18289763
I'm Matt, a large white man and lolbertarian.

[Anonymous No.18289773]

>>18289696
>fight for your right to party
>which implies some that some sort of permission to party was given that we didn't know about until your song exposed it.
FTFY. "Right to _" is a common phrase in English and if you don't know that you're probably the ESL.

[Anonymous No.18289835]

>>18289773
The context is different.

[Anonymous No.18289836]

>>18288169
>Anon's experience with an Israeli Art Student Girlfriend
Tell us about your Near Death Experience, or the time the cops let you go for no reason.

[Anonymous No.18289888]

>>18289634
Sorry friend, no fascists here, i'm a libertarian econationalist.

[Anonymous No.18290078]

>>18288463
That's funny, you're saying you literally noted that foreign historical slave systems were functional, deriding American chattel slavery to illustrate, and your goofy classmates still generalized the American situation as a universal experience? I wouldn't be surprised. People love intentional misinterpretation for the sake of sanctimony. Rape?

[Anonymous No.18290156]

>>18289625
>imagine not setting up independent studies with your favorite professor and your friends and having loud informal debates on your autistic interests alongside an expert in the field
Not our fault you couldn't figure out how to enjoy the system, indolent monkey

[Anonymous No.18290271]

>>18289700
Not a zoomer and I know plenty of women, keep trying

[Anonymous No.18290333]

>>18288504
You can actually apply for this job as an undergrad if you want to snoop on your fellow students. The starting salary is like 60k last I checked, and you still get to be a normal student.

[Anonymous No.18290445]

>>18289888
>libertarian
>eco
inconsistent

[Anonymous No.18290469]

>>18289559
Yeah and Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs. It's perennialist.

[Anonymous No.18290487]

>>18284644
Kek’d

[Anonymous No.18290490]

OP here. My professor kept saying he knows “my type” and “what to do with them”. I don’t know what’s worse, if he thinks I am capable of illegal activities, or that he thinks I’m gay. Either way it’s going to be awkward as I have a noncommittal answer

[Anonymous No.18290492]

>>18286421
I got a B+ in a paper arguing that discrimination against muslims was justified after 9/11. Also the teacher was a leftist lesbian. I truly have no idea how i pulled that off.

[Anonymous No.18290513]

>>18290492
You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't do it publicly. If you ran around saying that out loud, she'd organize a lynch mob.

[Anonymous No.18290518]

>>18290490
>what to do with them
If I were you I would be more worried that HE's capable of illegal activities. Sounds like he might want to bash the fash.
Professors aren't above that kind of thing. https://status451.com/2017/01/20/days-of-rage/

[Anonymous No.18290530]

>>18284527
Is your professor derrick jensen

[Anonymous No.18290573]

>>18290490
Ask him loudly if he is planning on raping you.

[Anonymous No.18290612]

>>18288655

There's a hack to the system and it's for everyone even kind of intelligent to become a lawyer, start their own firm, and make their living filing suits against giant coporations under fee shifting statutes. Even if you totally suck at it you can get $5,000 - $10,000 settlements just for nuisance value. You are basically transferring money from rich companies to poor people and getting paid to do it. Companies fuck over so many people that it is almost impossible for them to find lawyers so getting clients is easy. If every occupy wall street person had gotten a law degree and done this there wouldn't be a Wells Fargo right now.

[Anonymous No.18290625]

>>18284543
Go anon

[Anonymous No.18290627]

>>18286421
they unironically didn’t, they were just sperging out as the eternal kraut always does

[Anonymous No.18290667]

>>18284659
Rec me some books which inform your views, im interested

[Anonymous No.18290670]

>>18290156
This never happens because professors are too busy to host autistic mock debates with students in their free time.

If this is actually happening then its a good sign that the classes youre taking are useless in the real world

[Anonymous No.18290685]

>>18289888
Im sorry, anon

[Anonymous No.18290689]

>>18286315
>he thinks there's less jeets in software engineering

[Anonymous No.18290692]

>>18284527
You have to go to it and report back.

[Anonymous No.18290698]

>>18284527
lucky you

in my faculty meeting today they started sharing their """"academic"""""" twitter accounts unironically

[Anonymous No.18290707]

>>18290490
Are you a cute zoomer twink?

[Anonymous No.18290714]

>>18290333
source. there is no way this is leggit.

[Anonymous No.18290716]

>>18290670
What you've interpreted is nothing like what I've described. Either your reading comprehension is childlike, you're writing in bad faith, or you simply have no idea what an independent study is. Either way, just stop posting it is giving me second hand embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.18290732]

>>18289745
hi i'm >>18288254. yeah, i thought "a right" was odd compared to "the right", but i dont think the phrase implies permission being granted.


also i'm not anyone you think i am