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18254090 No.18254090[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw young Donna Tartt will never give me an oily hand job

Why even live?

>> No.18254100
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18254100

Tommy Pyn-Pyn will not blow bong smoke into your copy of one of his books

>> No.18254105

>>18254090
>oily hand job
You only want that because your penis was mutilated

>> No.18254110

>>18254105
Oil is inherently sensual.

>> No.18254114

She looks like a young Sherilyn Fenn in that picture

>> No.18254116

>>18254105
I'm a proud owner of a foreskin.

>> No.18254128

>>18254090
Go to a massage parlor and close your eyes

>> No.18254165

>>18254090
she's so perfect bros

>> No.18254290

How do you think she comes?

>> No.18254319

>>18254090
drink some water donna

>> No.18254433

>>18254105
Clearly you've never pulled yours back and just went raw

>> No.18254448

You'd be surprised how willing Lesbians are to fuck men.

>> No.18254452

>>18254090
is she a dyke? I've never been able to tell