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[Anonymous No.18244070]

thanks to this book my wife has had an orgasm every night for the past three months and she's becoming more bossy and demanding thanks to our "improved communication" . today I googled the author and apparently she runs a pyramid scheme sex cult. thank you Nicole Daedone, i love books my life has never been better

[Anonymous No.18244079]

>>18244070
>he fell for the waymen meme
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18244093]

>>18244079
yeah but does your wife cum and also tell you what to do? i didn't think so loser

[Anonymous No.18244102]

[Anonymous No.18244153]

>>18244102
I love women. They deserve orgasms

[Anonymous No.18244238]

>>18244070
lol just get a bull and let him worry about your wife's cummies

[Anonymous No.18244363]

>>18244153
Women can't orgasm with mutilated dicks

[Anonymous No.18244364]

[Anonymous No.18244368]

[Anonymous No.18244373]

>>18244363
"Cant" and "more likely" are different things, anon.

[Anonymous No.18244390]

>>18244238
this. no point in shouldering orgasm responsibility with harpies over-conditioned by canines

[Anonymous No.18245135]

>>18244070
I'm always worried an orgasming uterus will grind up my Johnson like a haunted garbage disposal

[Anonymous No.18245240]

>>18245135

kek. this is one of the primordial fears, anon

[Anonymous No.18245247]

>>18244093
That’s hot, I’m really happy for you anon

[Anonymous No.18245266]

>>18244363
>CIRP note: The authors of this article have written a book entitled Sex As Nature Intended It. The book has a website at www.sexasnatureintendedit.com.
Sounds like a completely unbiased source.

Here are some better ones:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19522862/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18807735/
>Only 2.9% (13/455) of women reported less sexual satisfaction after their partners were circumcised; 57.3% (255/455) reported no change in sexual satisfaction and 39.8% (177/455) reported an improvement in sexual satisfaction after their partner’s circumcision. There were no statistically significant differences in sexual satisfaction before and after partner’s circumcision by age, religion and education status.

[Anonymous No.18245383]

>>18245135
Women evolved the twerk to expel the penis after the uterine jaws sever a bite

[Anonymous No.18245395]

>needing a book and a pyramid scheme to cum

You will never have this issue with another man

[Anonymous No.18245964]

I hope you and your wife live an unhappy life and die lonely deaths.

[Anonymous No.18246109]

>>18244093
>and also tell you what to do? i didn't think so
can someone explain to me why this is a meme? Why do you people all the sudden lose the ability to speak?
It takes the slightest nudge to get her talking to and working with you if she doesn’t do it automatically.

[Anonymous No.18246218]

>>18244070
#RepealThe19th

[Anonymous No.18246279]

I'm only good at sex when I'm stoned.

Any books for this feel?

[Anonymous No.18246410]

>>18244070
My wife has come every time we’ve had sex since we started dating I don’t get it, do people really not know how to sex?

[Anonymous No.18246413]

>>18246410
Making one woman orgasm isn't the same as making every woman you sleep with orgasm. Also every woman is different so you can't really compare.

[Anonymous No.18246446]

>>18246413
Ironically the only woman I've ever fucked that didn't coom easily was the one I had an actual relationship with.

[Anonymous No.18246474]

>>18244153
only virgins do

[Anonymous No.18246502]

>>18246279
The Bible, you double sinner.

[Anonymous No.18246515]

>>18244070
What’s the method?

[Anonymous No.18246525]

why is the onus on the man to provide the orgasm. takes 2 to tango but patriarchy presumes the woman is just a saddle

[Anonymous No.18246539]

>>18244070
>kek at troll post
>google nicole daedone for shits and giggles
>tfw the sex cult thing is real

[Anonymous No.18246735]

>>18246109
W*men do not like clarity especially on that topic. Verbal, propositional expression, even more so with direct terms and phrasing, is a male preference. They like to rely on bizarre "signals" that they consider more refined methods of communication. Of course it doesn't work, but the w*man will transfer the blame on the man for not reading her mind.

[Anonymous No.18246826]

So how do I join this sex cult?

[Anonymous No.18246838]

>>18245266
>please cut off your dick skin honey
>wow it feels better now!

whole lotta bias in this one. Not that there exist any valid arguments for snipping off a functioning organ of an infant in the first place.

[Anonymous No.18246949]

>>18246446
There is nothing ironic or unexpected in this. Basic blackpill.

[Anonymous No.18246968]

>>18246502
I know.

[Anonymous No.18246972]

>>18246515
this

[Anonymous No.18246977]

>>18246735
A little beating here and there will teach her to talk.

[Anonymous No.18247008]

>>18244070
why would your wife be more bitchy if she's cumming every night?

you're full of shit because if she was, she'd babying you. this is how women work.

you have no wife, and you have no life. otherwise you wouldn't have made a shit thread.

[Anonymous No.18247042]

>>18247008
>you're full of shit because if she was, she'd babying you. this is how women work.
I've a girlfriend and despite making her come multiple times every morning (both clit and vaginal) she bitches about small things.
It seems to be a woman thing to take things for granted as soon as they're not novelty anymore.

[Anonymous No.18247046]

>>18244070
>becoming more bossy and demanding
How is this in any way beneficial? I don't know, sounds like an endless headache to me

[Anonymous No.18247148]

>>18247042
Sounds to me there needs to be an end to this relationship. In my experience, the guys who complain about their partner being to bossy just want to be miserable or don't know how to express themselves.

If there is something that annoys you, tell them.
If they are unwilling to compromise, leave.
If you're going to tell me these problems stem from her orgasming regularly, you sound like you're not mature enough for a relationship.

[Anonymous No.18247164]

>>18246446
Why was this my experience as well hahaha, fuck,

[Anonymous No.18247173]

>>18246949
Why?

[Anonymous No.18247201]

>>18247173
Women are whores. If it's an exciting quicky with a tall, dark and hansome stranger they cum instantly. If it's with a loving/caring long term bitch boy, they don't.

[Anonymous No.18247239]

>>18246446
>>18246949
>>18247164
>>18247201
Can confirm, identical experience here. Used to hate myself because long-term gf wouldn’t cum (strongly implied she did with fuckbuddies she had) with but previous random flings had several orgasms with me. Turns out, women are just whores. The more you learn about them, the more despicable they become.

[Anonymous No.18247262]

>>18247148
>If you're going to tell me these problems stem from her orgasming regularly, you sound like you're not mature enough for a relationship.
Please read my post more comprehensively if that's what you gathered.

[Anonymous No.18247268]

>>18247239
>date a whore
>hate yourself because of her whore-ish requisites
Nigga i can smell your pathetic pasty ass through the screen goddamn, yall need some self respect and to stop settling for wack bitches. Hoe don't make a housewife. You fuck the slut on the side when you feeling promiscuous, and have that gorgeous good girl at home. Simple arithmetic. Jeez.

[Anonymous No.18247285]

>>18247268
Dude I was 18-19 at the time and didn’t know any better. Fucked few more femoids afterwards and went volcel, these bitches ain’t nothing but hoes and tricks.

[Anonymous No.18247305]

the only erogenous zone that matters

[Anonymous No.18247340]

>>18247305
My friend gave a foot massage to a girl on a train and fucked her on the same day.

How do you get to give a random girl a foot massage?

[Anonymous No.18248164]

>>18246735
sure a hand positioning or grip changing or adjusting herself differently is a signal to read but all i meant is like one word indications. I know one (so some must too) would not say shit, but that is not normal

[Anonymous No.18248259]

>>18247285
Okay half based. Just find yourself an ugly woman who isn't cracked, life is good with a loyal lady, knowhatimsayin?

[Anonymous No.18248446]

>>18248259
>>18247268
If you aren't compensating for some deeply rooted insecurity then why do you talk like such a brain-dead mongoloid?
Black pilled anon is right and you're whole personality reeks of cope.

[Anonymous No.18248562]

>>18247148this
>first sentence is the verbatim reddit line about ending the relationship
>takes offense at being labeled bossy
100% a woman wrote this

[Anonymous No.18248722]

>>18244070
Shit bait, sage

[Anonymous No.18248735]

>>18248446
You shouldn't talk about black people like that anon

[Anonymous No.18248757]

>>18247008
>you have no wife, and you have no life. otherwise you wouldn't have made a shit thread.

this man knows

>>18247042
>making her come multiple times every morning (both clit and vaginal)

she's faking it, retard zoomer

[Anonymous No.18249074]

>>18247268
Fuck off niggerbrain

[Anonymous No.18249128]

>>18247173
When women have casual sex its usually with a super attractive guy, and as a result they are super into it. The guys they can get for long term relationships are never as attractive, which is why women don't enjoy sex in relationships. I quit dating after seeing both sides of this

[Anonymous No.18249209]

>>18248446
>i shall convince them they're wrong by posting a hunna karat seethe
There is no race more fragile than the white one, lmao

[Anonymous No.18249657]

>>18246838
reddit-tier argument, go back

[Anonymous No.18250689]

>>18246410
they really don't, any other answer is a cope

[Anonymous No.18250748]

>>18244070
>Has to spell it out for you
Nigga I just unzipped my katana and started blasting
Worked me gramps worked for me
Simple as

[Anonymous No.18250763]

>>18245135
Ahahaha.. that's great.