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This guy walks up to you in the library and tells you that, in his opinion, your favorite fantasy novel is trash.

What do?

>> No.18238667

i demand to know where his mask is

>> No.18238673

>>18238666
Not give a shit and walk away.

>> No.18238677

rape his butt

>> No.18238681
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Then this girl comes up behind him and agrees, but doesn't give any reasoning as to why.

>> No.18238697
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Opinion discarded

>> No.18238789

>>18238666
>good booktubers
Daniel Greene
Jenny Nicholson doing readings of terribad fan fiction
the occasional Lindsay Ellis video essay
that one asian lady who read A Court of Thorns and Roses so that she could make fun of it
>shit booktubers
literally everyone else

>> No.18238791

>>18238789
Jenny Nicholson is 29 years old. Wanting to split her in two does not make me a pedo.

>> No.18238891

>>18238666
His opinion is worthless

>> No.18239207

>>18238666
Tell him reading genre fiction is not reading

>> No.18239381

>>18238666
Make fun of his elf fetish

>> No.18239435

>>18238697
>nihilist
>socialist
The unholiest contradicting positions ever

>> No.18239445

>>18238666
Tell him to fuck off

>> No.18239450
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>>18238697
>declaring yourself to be a nihilist

>> No.18239451

>>18238666
Inform him that I do not care for fantasy and have no opinions about it, let alone a favorite. Probably tell him that he is almost as obnoxious as his shirt.

>> No.18239865

>>18238666
Tell Nick Fuentes to go away.

>> No.18239873

>>18238666
Agree with him

>> No.18239880

>>18238666
Checked. Also I'd start by asking "How so?", since I'm unread and would really like to be learned.

>> No.18239891

Who

>> No.18240207

>>18238666
I headbutt him and break his nose. I don't want people to talk to me.

>> No.18240231

>>18240207
(Jokes aside when strangers tell me something unsolicited I cut them off and say "come again?", pretending I can't hear them well because of the mask, then if they come closer I say "keep your distance, please" or if they pull the mask down to speak to me I say "put the mask on please" like I'm not giving an absolute fuck about what they say but I just want them to fuck off. And so they do. I'm fully embracing the coronameme to play out my misantrophy in full and act like a living wall. Also I enjoy that I can pretend I don't recognize people and walk by without greeting. God I fucking hate people.)

>> No.18240241

>>18238666
Wow. What am I doing in the library?
I go see a doctor for early onset dementia.

>> No.18240251

>>18240231
based

>> No.18240810

>>18238697
>nihilist
>probably would start crying if you said the n-word
Why are they like this?

>> No.18240816

>>18240231
These are my exact thoughts. We can now wear ski masks in public unimpeded. Antisocial behaviour is rewarded. Based.

>> No.18240820

>>18238666
I tell him i dont read genre fiction.

>> No.18240828

>>18238697
How can you be a nihilist and a socialist?

>> No.18240832

>>18240231
Just continue doing that until one day someone flips and gives you a shout down or even a beating.

>> No.18240851

>>18240832
Oh noes

>> No.18240939

>>18238666
Being told that by a WoT stan of all people would only validate my picks.

>> No.18241140

>>18239865
I would kiss Nick Fuentes on the lips.

>> No.18241172

>>18240832
I have mace for that.

>> No.18241902

>>18240939
WOT has some of the worst names in fantasy. I feel like even GRR Martin was picking on WOT with names like Skahaz mo Kandaq

>> No.18242233

>>18238666
beat him off

>> No.18242736

>>18238681
I wonder how long it takes her to do her hair for one video.

>> No.18242769

I’d say “yeah, well you’re a sodomite” and walk away

>> No.18242777

>>18238697
>nihilist socialist gay jew
I’m gonna be sick

>> No.18242780

>>18238666
I don't like any fantasy novels so I call him a schizo.

>> No.18242862

>>18242769
>>18242777
He's confirmed gay?

>> No.18243816

The Chad words vs the Virgin Daniel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOGZ8v8isTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoKIcYeV-ZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ylsQ0DepI

>> No.18243826

>>18238666
Tell him that he must be mistaken, as I don't I read genre trash to begin with and therefore don't have a favorite fantasy novel.

>> No.18243850
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>>18238697
>nihilist and a socialist

>> No.18243854

>>18242862
He has a girlfriend

>> No.18243889

>>18243854
He's come out as bi despite saying he was straight in 6 months ago.
>>18238697
>>18239435
>>18239435
>>18243850
It's true! HAHAHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/IuwWgl4uiEY?t=1103

>> No.18243915

>>18238666
You know that one Warwick Davis copypasta? Replace Warwick Davis with Daniel Greene and that's what I would do.

>> No.18243931

>>18238697
Peak Hipster.

>> No.18243943

>>18238666
Seeing how he hates Terry Brooks and everything he wrote because Brooks was a bit of a dick and an Ayn Rand fan, I wonder how he would react if he knew Robert Jordan was a church attending Christian who would've most likely thought Daniel was degenerate had they ever met.

>> No.18243958

>>18243943
Not Brooks, I meant to say Goodkind.

>> No.18243966

>>18238697
>I'm mentally ill
How can he claim to be a critic if he doesn't even know about Nietzsche?

>> No.18243976

>>18238789
>the occasional Lindsay Ellis video essay
Opinion discarded

>> No.18243979

>>18243966
He only reads Fantasy/Sci-fi.

>> No.18244027

>>18243931
I feel like if twitter declared that liking the color green was racist or sexist, Daniel would probably change his name.

>> No.18244036

>>18242862
I have only seen two of his videos and in both he was wearing a gay flag apple watch and in one he wore a “love is love” rainbow t shirt

>> No.18244045

>>18242862
>>18244036
see >>18243889

>> No.18244058

>>18238666
That's the strangest.way anyone has ever asked to suck my cock, but ok, bathroom is this way.

>> No.18244081

>>18239435
smells like psyop

>> No.18244155

>>18244081
No, just idiocy

>> No.18244163

>>18238666
i dont have a favorite fantasy novel though.

>> No.18244293

>>18243943
Jordan is so lucky he passed when he did, because the LGBT community would be giving him shit if he were alive today

>> No.18244341

"Well, that's just like, your opinion man."

>> No.18244389

I won't be at any libraries, the only book I need is the Holy Bible and I have one of my own.

>> No.18244612

Tell him his performance in Harold and Kumar was good

>> No.18244638

>>18243889
>"I'm not an idiot."
>*2 seconds later* "Yes, I'm a nihilist."
>*6 seconds later* "Yes, I'm a socialist"
You really can't make this shit up

>> No.18244769

>>18238681
She has never said a single thing that makes me believe her IQ is above 95

>> No.18244897

>>18244769
She's a la creatura female. Her IQ is likely 90

>> No.18244906

>>18238666
>caring about the opinions of others

>> No.18244925

He made out with me in early highschool. Insisted he wasn't gay, thrust my hand down his pants and hit me until i told him i would go all the way (he was very strong). When we gave eachother head i put a finger up his ass and he got me in the head with his knee and told me my fingernails were too long. He wouldn't even swallow or let me eat his ass. Fuck this vanilla faggot man.

>> No.18244929

>>18244925
Nice. The /lit/ shitposters always deliver with their amateur writing skills. Way better than the wojaks of other boards.

>> No.18244941

>>18244929
Bless up nigga

>> No.18244981

Cum tribute?

>> No.18245649

>>18238681
That broad has some nice honkers

>> No.18247229

>>18244925
really?