Butterwhore

[Anonymous No.18236645]

What happend to this cunt? I haven't been here in years

[Anonymous No.18236665]

>>18236645
leave her alone

[Anonymous No.18236672]

yes you have

[Anonymous No.18236674]

>>18236645
so is butterfly actually a woman or not?

[Anonymous No.18236679]

>>18236665
>leave her alone

[Anonymous No.18236684]

don't be mean to butterfly she elevates the board with her meer presence. she is part of the board culture it makes us unique

[Anonymous No.18236685]

>>18236672
No actually
>>18236674
It's the fucking lesbian in pic releated but that photo was taken years ago so pretty much she already hit the wall by now

[Anonymous No.18236686]

>>18236645
She may be wrong, but she's self assured and... goddamit... that's what libertarianism is all about!

[Anonymous No.18236692]

>>18236645
FVCK BVTTERFLY, /LIT/ IS A CVMGENIVS BOARD

[Anonymous No.18236696]

>>18236685
is there any confirmation that the woman in the pic is butterfly?

[Anonymous No.18236701]

Who cares?

[Anonymous No.18236708]

>>18236692
why is that guy always yelling? what's his problem?

[Anonymous No.18236721]

>>18236665
>her

[Anonymous No.18236724]

>>18236684
>>18236692
accfag is the /lit/test of /lit/

[Not Sunhawk No.18236734]

>>18236696
« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ », known to some as Butterfly, was getting old. She was past thirty now and wondered where her life was heading. ">tfw no gf," she thought to herself, as her fingers unconsciously typed "4chan.org/lit" into the address bar with a well-practiced ease. It wasn't just the lack of a qt Laurie Penny gf, though. She wanted more. She knew her fertile period was beginning to wane and she had started craving a child. On /lit/, she opened every thread she could and commented in all of them, with surprisingly apt pictures attached, and flirted with desperate men who thought they had a chance with a 5/10 lesbian.

Then she saw it. A Sunhawk thread. She was so lonely, and had desired Sunhawk's attentions for almost ten years now. There was no one left for her after Feminister died, gangraped by a bunch of MRA activists when her boyfriend had lifted up her shirt and exposed her bare breasts to them. Sunhawk never responded, but every time Butterfly commented in one of his threads she allowed herself a tiny bit of hope. He was the only familiar face among the anonymous horde. She knew that he, too, was alone: he still posted threads about attractive girls that he couldn't summon the courage to talk to.

This time he answered. She couldn't believe it. Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, she replied and had a surprisingly only half-fumbling conversation with him, and most of her spaghetti reserves had remained securely in her pockets. She left her email for him on a post, unwilling to let this feeling of elation go. Of course, the drones of /lit/ conspired to flood her inbox with filth pretending to be him, but she could tell which one was him. The total un-self-awareness of his own vapidity, the way he could supposedly read so many books and still be a utter pleb, revealed the real Sunhawk to her.

She got off the internet and started masturbating instead. She imagined Sunhawk as a cute, shy girl who she was initiating into the beauties of sapphic love. Her pace quickened, her fingers plunging into her cunt in the same pattern they had typed on the keyboard, as if to say "HA HA, TIME FOR 4CHAN!", and she came hard.

In the few moments of clarified thinking after her orgasm, she realized what she had to do. Over the next few days she exchanged emails with Sunhawk, trying to slowly bring the conversation around to the possibility of a meeting. He was recalcitrant, but she eventually brought him around. He was, after all, just as old and tired as she, as lonely and longing, as desirous of some iota of human contact that wasn't perfused with anxiety and awkwardness and judgement.

[Anonymous No.18236736]

>>18236645
shes still here almost everyday
>>18236674
yes and I think she's bi leaning lez.

[Not Sunhawk No.18236739]

>>18236734
When it was all settled, she took the car/bus/train/plane/hovercraft from wherever the fuck she lived to wherever the fuck he lived, somewhere in London or something (he hadn't agreed to meet at her place, or even halfway in between-he could be quite selfish sometimes, she thought, but she couldn't stay mad at him), and met him at his favorite Waterstones. She picked out the man with the fedora, their previously agreed-upon sign, and came up to him, hesitating.

"S-Sunhawk?"

"Yes," he said, and left it at that.

Despite that autismal introduction, he soon warmed up and started expostulating, like his normal superficial, pseudo-intellectual /lit/ self, about shit he clearly had no insight into. She was getting quite annoyed with how much he talked about the cashiers (notably less pretty and sluttier than the cashiers from days gone by, according to him) instead of discussing whatever Roman shit she was reading at the moment with her, but as they were leaving she decided to stick close and subtly play his girlfriend while he paid for his books. The girl did give him an appraising glance, she thought, and she was happy for him. Could this be the rumored friendship unknown to NEETs?

She followed him to his flat and sat inside. He offered her some tea, which she gladly accepted. They made brief, stilted attempts at conversation but mostly sat in silence drinking their tea. All the while her mind was racing. She had to do it soon. It was now or never. Quickly, she kissed him.

"But... but I thought you were a lesbian," he said when their lips parted.

She mumbled some bullshit about fluid sexuality and kept kissing him, her image of a female Sunhawk firm in her mind. They moved to his bed and undressed. Slowly, cautiously, he touched her. She helped him along, but the foreplay was still shit. Finally she bade him enter her pussy. He lasted nearly an hour, as he was only used to the wizard death grip he had been using on his dick to masturbate. Butterfly was exhausted, her vagina was chafing, but unexpectedly she started to enjoy it. She must have grown to love him, she postulated in between thrusts, in all those long hours posting in his threads, yearning for his attention, for a decade. And he was kind of effeminate... maybe she could convince him to trap for her? Whatever the reason, her cunt redoubled its lubrication and they finished in an explosion, their sweat-soaked bodies pressed against each other.

As Sunhawk went to the bathroom to piss, Butterfly had an epiphany. She realized that, far from being a lesbian, she was actually a trip-sexual, hopelessly attracted to all tripfags. It all made sense; how she used to touch herself to D&E's, REI's, satan's, and all the others' posts; the erotic flush of blood she felt everytime she witnessed some of their narcissistic faggotry; how she felt compelled to defend all tripfags constantly. She had to tell Sunhawk, now that she knew, now that she loved him.

[Anonymous No.18236744]

>>18236734
>s her fingers unconsciously typed "4chan.org/lit" into the address bar
everyone here has lit bookmarked, didnt read past here

[Anonymous No.18236745]

Just imagine
you come home from work, a rough day. you hang up your coat and in slinks butterfly, on all fours as she has been all day, caked on make up falling off in bits.
"anon, I need..."
she turns her wide rump to you, pointed up into your face. even clothed it reeks.
"I need..."
she's sweating, and clouds of red collect anywhere her pasty, fishlike skin can be seen. you already know what she needs.
"pls anon"
either she drops her pants or they fall on their own, knowing what must happen. begrudgingly you remove your cock, erect out of a sense of duty more than anything else.
chubby fingers spread the ponderous cheeks, a yellow tinged string of some fluid webs between them, coyly hiding your goal. like the mouth of a hungry baby bird, her anus beckons to you.
you insert your glans and she begins moaning-- not wholly in pleasure-- and you can feel kernels of corn and other detritus grazing your urethra.
faster. harder. can't let it escape. if you pull out now, you'll just have to start over.
you coax the brown beast as butterfly moans louder, squeezing her sagged breasts in vain. just a little more. fingers clenching ass cheeks. minute farts escaping around your shaft. she's muttering something now, but you're. almost.
pushed out by a tidal wave of warm, viscous diarrhea. dangling, stained cock a witness to the tsunami of what once was a family sized portion of El Pollo Loco and drinkable yogurt. she's cumming, rubbing her vagina angrily-- but this is no vaginal orgasm: it is a pleasurable relief centered in the bowels, the fresh snow after an avalanche.
shit continues to pour, now only liquid, from her quivering anus. she thanks you
"thank you anon" *fart* "oh, thank you so much"
still on hands and knees, she leaves the way she came, leaving shitty cursive all over the wood floor. you proceed to the sink. in the other room you can hear the unmistakable sounds of a keyboard clacking.

[Anonymous No.18236750]

>>18236736
How the hell did she not loose her mind?

[Anonymous No.18236751]

>>18236745
very good

[Anonymous No.18236754]

>>18236736
>she
>her
>buttertranny

[Anonymous No.18236758]

dubs and she has to fart in my mouth

[Anonymous No.18236761]

>>18236758
roll again ;)

[Anonymous No.18236763]

>>18236758
Dubs and I live this hellhole forever

[Anonymous No.18236766]

>>18236724
Butterfly's son.

[Anonymous No.18236767]

>>18236758
rerollin for justice

[Anonymous No.18236770]

>>18236645
The real butterfly stopped posting here somewhere in 2015-2016. Two or three copycats use her name, but they're not real.

[Anonymous No.18236772]

>>18236766
YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU STOLE MY DIGITS

[Anonymous No.18236774]

>>18236750
we're all here forever

you too

even if you're gone at some point, you'll be back
always

[Anonymous No.18236779]

>>18236774
>even if you're gone at some point, you'll be back
>always
...yeah

[Anonymous No.18236787]

These dubs confirm butterfly has 10/10 feet even if she's old now

[Anonymous No.18236788]

>>18236744
>t. Zoomer born in the 2000's

[Anonymous No.18236790]

rumor has it that she gives soapy tit wanks for ten dollars in truck stop bathrooms

[Anonymous No.18236794]

>>18236787
I mean these

[Anonymous No.18236797]

some1 post her stinky dirty panties:o

[Anonymous No.18236802]

>>18236739
>He lasted nearly an hour, as he was only used to the wizard death grip he had been using on his dick to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.18236807]

>>18236739
>she was actually a trip-sexual, hopelessly attracted to all tripfags.
true, I used to trip fag a "cunt" and she was always RE:ing me

[Anonymous No.18236832]

>>18236744
i've been here for 15 years

[Anonymous No.18236837]

>>18236831
>wrong trip
busted

[Anonymous No.18236863]

>>18236645
>made a thread about an actual book: 3 posts and into the Archive
>made a thread about gossips: ...
This whole board should be euthanized

[Anonymous No.18236872]

>>18236708
Unironic autism and the power of being a Mexican nationalist

[Anonymous No.18236881]

>>18236863
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.18236885]

we need to organize the first ever /lit/ bukkake.
get some dudes from /lit/ to completely plaster old butter's face. we can sell it on onlyfans.
who's with me?

[Anonymous No.18236886]

>>18236863
>This whole board should be euthanized
yes

[Anonymous No.18236892]

nUt

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !PxGJ1zinOw No.18236893]

>>18236885
Fuck off incel

[Anonymous No.18236910]

>>18236893
extremely rude.

[Anonymous No.18236917]

>>18236885
you've got this backwards, such material would only ever work by harvesting advertising clicks on a goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty like site. onlyfans is for stuff people actually want to see

[Anonymous No.18236934]

>>18236674
She is a biological female. Also trans women are women.

[Anonymous No.18236943]

>>18236893
please fart in a ziploc bag and mail it to me.

[Anonymous No.18236946]

>>18236863
+1