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[Anonymous No.18235065]

I just fucked the dog on my russian exam.

[Anonymous No.18235084]

>>18235065
тyпoй нeгp

[Anonymous No.18235089]

>>18235065
I've felt that way about exams in the past and ended up getting a better-than-expected grade. In my experience with language exams, they'll cross reference the question and grade on a curve (maybe discount questions which were ambiguously worded and recieved a wild variation in responses etc.)

[Anonymous No.18235101]

>>18235065
How'd you fuck your dog on the exam? Did you bring it and fuck it in front of everyone? Was it online? Did you fuck the dog on zoom? Was it a take home exam? Where's the dog now? Why have you decided to fuck animals? Did you use a condom? Are you American?

[Anonymous No.18235108]

>>18235065

[Anonymous No.18235253]

>>18235065
How can you screw up a language exam lmao

[Anonymous No.18235273]

>>18235065
It's OK frend. Even if you did poorly then it's just one exam and you don't even know how it'll be until you get the grade back. No use worrying about it now.

[Anonymous No.18235284]

>>18235065
>I just fucked the dog
what does that mean, is just a expression? (ESL here)

[Anonymous No.18235318]

>>18235284
English has ‘screw the pooch’ which literally means the same thing but I’ve never heard ‘fuck the dog’ before

[Anonymous No.18235532]

>>18235065
Perhaps you should have studied

[Anonymous No.18235629]

>>18235065
What does dog pussy feel like?

[Anonymous No.18235679]

>>18235629
ask ur mum

[Anonymous No.18235753]

>>18235679
"ask ur dad" would have been better imo
you still gottem though

[Anonymous No.18235762]

>>18235318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ytdHXbF0M

[Anonymous No.18235797]

>>18235065
What was the problem, anon. I speak Russian, maybe I can help.

[Anonymous No.18235802]

>>18235753
ahhhhhh fuggg right you are lad
still counting it as a fat dub