/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18228941]

>library showers are reopening
>still have to social distance
Wtf is the point?

[Anonymous No.18228954]

testerino

[Anonymous No.18228974]

They don't have showers in libraries, newfag.

On a sidenote are libraries actually opening? I need to check a book out of the library of congress.

[Anonymous No.18229234]

>>18228941
The bible

[Anonymous No.18229389]

>>18228941
Yeah got an email from sfpl that they were gonna re open
But they're calling the re-opening "Browse and Bounce"
>tfw I'll never get to hang out all afternoon on the 3rd floor reading my Latin /lit/ while homeless people get in fights and pass out all around me
why live?
>>18228974
They literally do have portable showers outside the sf civic center (or at least they did...before corona...)

[Anonymous No.18229405]

This sounds like homeless person central

[Anonymous No.18229422]

>>18228941
>library showers
The fuck is a library shower?
Explain yourselves whiteys

[Anonymous No.18229432]

>Library gnome only lets me in if I have a vaccine certificate
>Still have to wear mask

[Anonymous No.18229463]

>libraroplex posts no singles policy
>cant spend all afternoon hiding in the husserl shelves anymore

[Anonymous No.18229478]

>The library buffet table is still closed
why even go

[Anonymous No.18229548]

>browsing fiction section
>robert the librarian stops me
>”sorry anon, you know that white cis males aren’t allowed to take out these books”
>only section I am allowed to browse is african feminist gender theory and anti-colonialism anti-white anti-eurocentric fiction written by non binary disabled women of color

[Anonymous No.18229561]

>library card revoked for speedreading in the children's section
not again...................

[Anonymous No.18229618]

>>18228941
>library clown ran out of balloons before I could get one
It's not fair!

[Anonymous No.18229639]

>>18229561
>the records for your speedread runs only show up on the leaderboard as long as your card is active
I did not know this for 6 years because I wasn't there to be able to check.

[Anonymous No.18229706]

>library petting zoo doesn't have ponies anymore
I miss them bros...

[Anonymous No.18229714]

>>18228941
Manlet pit rioting again....
When will they learn bros?

[Anonymous No.18229715]

>>18228974
>his library doesnt have a sauna where patrons can bathe while reading
not everyone lives in a trailer park pal

[Anonymous No.18229728]

Are libraries seriously closed in some places? Ours has barely closed for a few weeks before they made a system to request and return books without contact. Only the reference library was closed for a longer period.

[Anonymous No.18229746]

>>18228941
>now you have to read 80 pages a day instead of 50 to receive the library's complimentary food service

[Anonymous No.18229754]

>hey Anon, how's that novel coming along?

[Anonymous No.18229759]

My library didn't reopen. It closed for good :\

[Anonymous No.18229770]

>The classics section is located right next to the library prison
So distracting...

[Anonymous No.18229774]

>>18229715
>taking a book into a sauna for it to grow moldy
barbaric

[Anonymous No.18229784]

>>18229715
I think that kind of thing would exclusively take place in trailer park hot tubs.

[Anonymous No.18229785]

>>18228974
University libraries do sometimes, for people doing really long study sessions I guess

[Anonymous No.18229794]

>Library Rapist called me fat again

[Anonymous No.18229808]

>that one guy who doesn't tip the librarian on his way out

[Anonymous No.18229812]

>They changed the hot Japanese masseuses to some old lady named Olga at my local library.

Why live?

[Anonymous No.18229815]

>librarian scans my returned book
>chemical analysis detects 200 nanograms of biomatter, well over the allowed limit
she said if the in-depth test results report any traces of semen my card will be temporarily suspended until I've performed 10 hours of library service.

[Anonymous No.18229817]

>>18229706
I feel like this guy has reviewed every sci fi book I have ever looked at.

[Anonymous No.18229818]

>>18228941
>have to read Finnegans Wake and submit a 27 part essay by next Tuesday for my library membership renewal exam because I am already on probation for failing it once

[Anonymous No.18229840]

>library pocket dimension was sealed off by a wizard

[Anonymous No.18229886]

>>18229548
>Not telling him you’re a non binary age kin larping as a cis-lgbtphobic trumpkin for your dissertation on the destructive nature of the white mind.

[Anonymous No.18229901]

>thieves make off with the entire rare book collection because the library's private military contractor force was decimated in a skirmish with the rival library

[Anonymous No.18229996]

>library wizard apprentice accidently opened a wormhole
>half of the rare books and manuscripts collection got sucked in before he could close it
>insurance refuses to cover losses to wormholes

[Anonymous No.18230282]

>Sankrit shamans have waged war on the Scythian scions
>cooking section has already been lost in the crossfire
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.18230286]

>accidentally burned down half the philosophy section during the library king’s sea burial last night
First it was e-mailing everyone the wrong answer to the library Sphinx’s riddle and now this...

[Anonymous No.18230373]

>>18229774
>Not having water resistant carbon fiber books
Do pooroid countries really?

[Anonymous No.18230403]

>>18228941
>The local library archangel won't let me into the vault where they have the 10 commandments and the holy grail.
>The legalists are trying to burn the Confucian section, again.
>My only friend has achieved nirvana.
>The occultists tried to revive Allister Crowley but they revived Stirner instead, and now half of the occult section is unsalvageable.
>Other half is with stirner.
Today was a shit fucking day.

[Anonymous No.18230407]

>local libraries open again
>not letting singles in for safety
Wtf do I do now

[Anonymous No.18230565]

>failed the penis inspection again
>library master says I can only check out books from the non-fiction section until I get a passing score
Why is he so hard to please bro?

[Anonymous No.18230601]

>moving the nonfiction section to put in a set of gloryholes.
We literally don't need any more.

[Anonymous No.18230602]

>>18230403
>Update: Marx is seething, he is not even here, I just feel his seething.

[Anonymous No.18230624]

>the Library Anti-Doping Agency passes new regulations to screen for nootropics
>now every time I go checkout a book I need to take a catheter and fill my bladder with my friend's urine to pass the drug test

[Anonymous No.18230645]

>>18228941
>library showers
What in the fuck, how is it acceptable to use tax money for "library showers" lmfao

>>18229389
>sf civic center
Ah, that explains it. When half of your city is homeless I guess you have to invest in some showers for them, or the city would smell of feces even more

[Anonymous No.18230700]

>>18230645
>the library jester is using his work hours to browse 4chan
I just wanted to be entertained...

[Anonymous No.18230709]

>>18229901
Just like my japanese animes

[Anonymous No.18230715]

>library necromancer failed to appease the undead scholars
>everyone that gets within 50ft of the mausoleum now needs to be completely hairless and smeared in blessed oil in order to not provoke them
That's at least 5 good shelves I can't reach now, great.

[Anonymous No.18230724]

>>18228941
>didn't return my books due to corona
>library prostate chip vibrates every 10mins
I can't keep cumming bros, its hurting now

[Anonymous No.18230730]

>>18230709
my joy is immeasurable and my day greatly improved

[Anonymous No.18230771]

>Library reopens
>Run past the shelves
>All the games are there, still working
>Whack-a-Mole
>Basketball
>Skeetball
>Everything
>Take out a quarter attached to a string
>Yank it out
>DING DING DING
>Let's do this
>New high score
>Heh
>March over to the prize booth
>"Sorry, we aren't redeeming prize tickets due to supply chain issues"

I'm just going to kill myself /lit/

[Anonymous No.18230825]

>3rd time this month that environmentalists form a human chain around the library because books are made of paper

[Anonymous No.18230898]

>the library alchemist cooked the book I reserved
>it is no longer in English
>confront him in anger—but he refuses my assertion to offense, calmly states that I should have preserved the book, and then walks away
>have no idea what he is talking about until I re-visit the library's website and find under the reservation tab an option for "preservation"

[Anonymous No.18230952]

>gnostics bought the library
>won't let me check out philosophy books
>turned the gymnasium into the orgy room
>other members keep getting abducted from the dormitory for ritual sacrifice
For fucks sake /lit/ what do I do?

[Anonymous No.18231271]

>every time I try to use the step ladder to get a book on one of the higher shelves the library gnomes attempt to push me over
Their light hearted tomfoolery is going to kill me one of these days, they've already sent an older patron to the hospital and traumatized a 12 year old in the bathrooms...

[Anonymous No.18231324]

>library closed because bookwheel turners are always striking against 16 hour workdays

[Anonymous No.18231372]

>>18229548
>Man invents fictional scenario and gets angry about it

[Anonymous No.18231380]

>>18228941
>hear over the library intercomms:
>"The building will be locked down. Please report to the front desk for your mandatory vaccination. Resistance will incur jail time."
>climb onto bookshelf, wedge myself between the books
>the guards don't even notice me
>one picks me up by the arms
>starts reading my shirt
>other guard remarks, "Huh, you reading Tommy Hilfiger? They used to make us read that guy in high school."
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18231404]

>>18231380
Good job, anon.

[Anonymous No.18231482]

>>18231380
kek

[Anonymous No.18231495]

>penis inspection day variant

[Anonymous No.18231504]

>drive to local library that just opened
>the article in the newspaper said it had "amenities for homeless persons"
>go inside, nothing out of the ordinary, just a lot of disheveled and smelly people milling about
>computers are bolted to the desk, monitors have an anti-spit screen
>nothing unusual
>go to the fiction section, see an old science fiction anthology
>"Okay, this looks like a good read"
>open it up, it's hollow
>there's a bottle of booze in an alcove set into the book
>put it down in disbelief, stagger to the next book
>more liquor, more shock
>another book, hollow, but the bottle is gone
>go to the librarian at the desk, ask her "What's the big idea?"
>she's hollow, and there's a bottle of booze in her
>fuck it, take the bottle
>the bottle's empty, there's another bottle
>on and on until the bottle becomes too small for me to see
>I'm stuck in here with hobos and unfulfilling pleasures
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Madness

[Anonymous No.18231505]

Can I sit here anon? The library showers have been closed since covid hit so I haven't washed my feet in one and a half years. I hope you don't mind.

[Anonymous No.18231812]

>>18231505
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF*

[Anonymous No.18231813]

>the librarian's homosexual stepfather got drunk and started exposing himself in romance section again

[Anonymous No.18231833]

>library waterslide STILL leaking on philology section
doomed for plebdom. Half of the shelf is waterlogged

[Anonymous No.18231854]

>>18228974
>>18229405
>>18229422
>>18229774
>>18231372
What's with all the humorless retards ITT?

[Anonymous No.18231864]

>>18229548
>not always ticking the "indigenous" box on forms since primary school
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18231868]

>brary shouters are reopening
>which brand of brary are you going to get?

[Anonymous No.18231881]

>>18228941
Do americans take showers in the library? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.18231904]

>>18231864
why is that so fucking funny to me holy shit
like how can they even print that? how can they print that picture with that caption and people aren't in fucking hysterics at the image of "six CAPITAL I INDIGENOUS doctors" that are clearly just regular white people? why is nobody like wait a second this doesn't make any fucking sense?
i don't understand how something like this can even exist, and yet it exists. how am i supposed to react to this? am i supposed to just accept that nothing actually makes sense anymore? is this the clown pill? is that a muffled honk i hear in the distance? am i going insane? can niggerman save me?
i just have so many questions

[Anonymous No.18231906]

>tfw its another stuck in the library land showers hiding from the p-zombies dream again

[Anonymous No.18231957]

>>18231904
You're facing the power of the stolen generation and white genes. The slow but sure genocide of the indigenous people. It's quite telling that the whiter (i.e. the more western ancestry) an 'indigenous' person is the better the area they live in and the more successful they are.

[Anonymous No.18231966]

>tfw my university library actually has a shower in it

[Anonymous No.18231988]

I got athlete’s foot from my library shower. Now I always wear flip flops

[Anonymous No.18231989]

>>18231864
Holy shit its actually real,
>https://rcs.med.unsw.edu.au/news/record-number-indigenous-doctors-graduate-unsw

[Anonymous No.18232738]

>the library whorehouse fired my favorite Finnish tranny
Why even bother paying the premium subscription at this point?

[Anonymous No.18232739]

>>18228941
We just fuck in the uni library toilets here. Ladedah shower boy.

[Anonymous No.18232802]

>>18229785
It's for people that cycle there. Same reason workplaces have showers. Assuming you're in a country where people exercise, of course.

[Anonymous No.18232958]

>>18229774
>his books aren't inscribed onto steamed rocks

[Anonymous No.18233485]

>>18231854
try being funny

[Anonymous No.18234140]

>library is infested with missionaries
>they are burning all the gnostic and Norse texts
>druids have come to defend by releasing ravens throughout the library
>the copy of Cat in the Hat I was reading is now covered in bird shit
I don't think I am going to tip the library security samurai after this

[Anonymous No.18234160]

How fucking insane is it that we went along with this fascist government overreach for over a year now? The first amendment was abolished.

[Anonymous No.18234432]

>>18228941
>get kicked out for cooming into Kafka on the Shore and throwing it at the Librarian
pure tyranny

[Anonymous No.18234468]

>>18231904
I've ticked the Hispanic box since I was a kid and all my Hispanic family are Italian transplants. It's all about equality of categories, not of people.

[Anonymous No.18234477]

>>18229808
Underrated

[Anonymous No.18234489]

>>18231864
some of them obviously have some abbo blood

[Anonymous No.18234501]

>>18230952
Call the inquisition

[Anonymous No.18234619]

>>18230700
BUT DOCTOR, I AM PAGLIACCI

[Anonymous No.18234897]

>trying to browse the scifi/fantasy section
>the goverment funded virginhunter keeps trying to pull my pants down

[Anonymous No.18235024]

>tfw got caught buying adderal from the shady slav in the library locker room
>banned from all competitive reading tournaments nationwide
just kill me now bros

[Anonymous No.18235419]

Why are all libraries filled with leftist women? They’re all cucks about the pandemic and still refuse to allow people to sit and read DESPITE THE GOVERNOR LIFTING THE MANDATES FOR MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCING FUCK IM ANgery

[Anonymous No.18235511]

>library shower

[Anonymous No.18235529]

>the old lady librarian is patrolling
>people are talking in the silent zone but she only has eyes for me
>does she know my true nature?

[Anonymous No.18235534]

>>18234619
BUT DOCTOR, I AM FAUCI

[Anonymous No.18235881]

>"Our face-painting booth is closed for the duration of the pandemic. We're sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for understanding."

[Anonymous No.18235888]

>Tfw got cleaner duty at the library zoo again
I swear the lists are fucking rigged.

[Anonymous No.18236656]

>he doesn't belong to a private library

[Anonymous No.18236694]

>>18230403
The Gnostics have been trying to tell you that the library is just an illusion created by the Demiurge. Stop being such a hylic and get your information directly from Sophia.

[Anonymous No.18236704]

>library range got replaced with a bowling alley
>they stopped serving crab legs too

[Anonymous No.18237913]

>librarian raped me in the classics section again

[Anonymous No.18238828]

>library soda machine is out of 2L of Bangs
>only has 12oz cans
>forced to hydrate on Cokc-Cola in the steam room
>old Hasid jokes about me liking the taste of Cokc

[Anonymous No.18239043]

> rack up $13 dollars in late fees
> only have six bucks
> decide to bet on the fights
> librarian welcomed me in on Saturday but informed me that the MMA hexagon was reserved for some Historical Black University dance-off
> at least the library's horse racing track was still going
> bet all my money on White Fragility
> fucking "steed" gets last place

... how am i supposed to pay off my debt now, miss librarian?

[Anonymous No.18239051]

>he goes to the library
>he doesn't have all the needed books given to him by his family as a child
>he doesn't just find the rest online

[Anonymous No.18239060]

>>18239051
>he misses meeting the love of his love in a chance meeting at the library

[Anonymous No.18239072]

>>18239060
Love isn't real and the only thing I want my love to read is the cooking recipe.

[Anonymous No.18239091]

>>18239072
>not feasting at the library buffet instead

[Anonymous No.18239104]

>>18239091
>he has food at the library?
Is this an American thing?

[Anonymous No.18239108]

>>18228941
To humiliate and dehumanize you.

Come on man, it's been more than a year. Are you slow?

[Anonymous No.18239109]

>>18231854
at fist I didn't get it ether because I don't really see that type of humor on /lit/ that much

[Anonymous No.18239115]

>>18231864
reminds me of the /pol/ charts that show a bunch of Hispanic criminal mugshots labeled as white

[Anonymous No.18239121]

>>18239104
>he never had general tso's chicken while reading tsun zhu at his local library
I am quite literally shaking my head

[Anonymous No.18239123]

>>18238828
>Bangs
its Barqs with a Q

[Anonymous No.18239131]

>>18228941
>tfw library is selling off its petting zoo
>tfw library petting zoo was the only way to get girls to touch my fur

[Anonymous No.18239150]

>>18229389
Bottom floor computers was where all the homeless would congregate to beat it to porn. The keyboards were just caked with grime and I started to get itchy after like 15 minutes. No thank you, I'll go beat off somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.18239180]

>>18228941
Legit there's apparently a homeless guy in Vancouver who hides in the VPL main branch during winter (because it's huge and like 9 floors) and has actually gotten caught and has done short stints in prison for trespassing after closing. See it's really easy to hang out in there during the day and to inconspicuously hide under a table at the end of a dark aisle and as long as you don't make any noise or stick your foot out the night patrolmen won't find you, and you'll have a very good place to sleep on cold, dark, rainy nights.

[Anonymous No.18239722]

>the only copy of my course literature for lend is tattooed onto an oiled up fat turkish homosexual

[Anonymous No.18239739]

>>18235888
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.18239749]

>The new library janitor diligently cleans the communal shit isles

What do I do bros? It totally ruins the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.18239774]

>>18239739
They eat a huge amount of grass which is poorly digestable, so theyre very prone to constipation. In the wild they fix this by having another elephant stuff their trunk up their ass and scoop it out, but in zoos they tend to do it by flushing it out with water.

[Anonymous No.18239788]

>librariandroid had a typo in the programming
>is now enforcing a 60 dB MINIMUM
My eardrums are ringing and my throat is sore from all the constant screaming

[Anonymous No.18239789]

>Had to visit the library's hobo colony to get my copy of fanged noumena
>step on a needle left by a stealth hobo
>Got tetanus
>Now unable to reach the lowest shelves because my back is permanently hyperextended from tetanic spasm

[Anonymous No.18239800]

>>18229432
>Library gnome
I nearly had a heart attack laughing so hard. Fuck you anon.

[Anonymous No.18239823]

>>18229754
for a nigger, he has good countenance.

[Anonymous No.18239913]

>>18229815
I returned a Sade book and was fined for the book not having enough semen

[Anonymous No.18239979]

>>18239722
I think we went to the same community college. He's been there for years.

[Anonymous No.18239984]

>library cum-goblin has run out of material in both the romance and children's sections
>now leading raids on the other sections
>war prisoners are taken back to his Papier-mâché "cum palace"

[Anonymous No.18239988]

>>18229561
kek

[Anonymous No.18239992]

>>18234160
Democras r d reel rayciss

[Anonymous No.18240000]

>>18239180
Anon, are you that homeless man?

[Anonymous No.18240004]

>>18229818
>Not writing your essay in the style of Finnegan's wake itself

[Anonymous No.18240021]

>>18234140
Didn't you hear? He hung himself in the manga section.

[Anonymous No.18240030]

>>18239104
>he's never tucked into an extra large pepperoni pizza while reading Divine Comedy
You literally cannot understand it otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18240038]

>>18239104
In Latin America we have prostitutes

[Anonymous No.18240071]

>>18239150
Back in my day we had racially segregated computer masturbation sections in the library. No homelessness then! Bah! Diversity!

[Anonymous No.18240107]

>>18229639
>My speed read co-op buddy died in 2005
>Last online 2015

[Anonymous No.18240117]

>>18229561
>I triggered the lunk alarm for lifting a book too big

[Anonymous No.18240122]

>>18240038
Ordered by surname or by category? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.18240136]

>>18239913
It's a fine tradition of The Royal Society of Cum Connoisseurs to track the checkout stains on historical erotica in prizes libraries. The absorbency of Napoleonic era pages has been compared with that of Egyptian cotton and the resilience of New England parchments ranging from pork skin to hemp textiles. By using centroid Gaussian estimation calipers the Royal membership libraries can calculate the exact surface area percentage of how much mass of the book eventually becomes 100% drenched in acidic cum and thus reprinted in new sealed states. Every nut busted in a RSCC collection is considered a new reprinted edition. Be careful for the Vatican guards hunting you down if you leave that book overdue though.

[Anonymous No.18240214]

>>18239979
God i hate bookslaves.

[Anonymous No.18240305]

>finnish library skald died
>Chose me as an apprentice for the oral tradition
>Instantly forgot everything due to 4chanbrain
Thousands of years of tradition gone

[Anonymous No.18240570]

>>18239104
>he has never chowed down sushi while reading Moby Dick at the library
Anon I....

[Anonymous No.18240593]

>tfw got kicked out of the library for reading again
wtf am I doing wrong lads? every time i open a book the 160k tongan library bouncer tells me to vacate the premises.

[Anonymous No.18240746]

>>18228941
>The owner got the idea to make a communist and anarchist literature
>Now the library is a warzone.
>The Muslims pissed off the hindus.
>It's all covered in shit
>The Satanists in the basement have finally defeated the janitor.
>They've started to pick us off one by one.
>Need to take refuge with the religious fags.
>Everyone has been trying to kill each other for the last hour.

[Anonymous No.18241053]

>>18229389
>>18229422
Probably to wash all the shit off your clothes, SF is infamous for being shit city

[Anonymous No.18241374]

>>18231372
No shit you retard.

[Anonymous No.18241428]

How many times are you allowed to take the library card test? I’m on my 3rd attempt now…

[Anonymous No.18241834]

>>18235888
t. snickering uncontrollably over elephant ass blast.

[Anonymous No.18242509]

>go to the braille section
>everybody either walking into each other or clucking like dolphins
>no books on the shelves, they've all already been knocked all over the floor

I tell you what, when the Library Shaman hears about this he's going to bloody kick off bigtime.

[Anonymous No.18242523]

>>18240593
Are you sure you aren't in the Taste and Smell Collection? Opening the books there is strictly prohibited due to the wear and tear it puts on them.

[Anonymous No.18242542]

>>18228941
>trying to finish term paper in anthropology
>library wendigo keeps eating the books on the ojibwe

[Anonymous No.18242661]

>>18228941
>3rd grade school library
>bookmark inspection day
>oh shit im using ripped binder paper again
>ask Chester to tear his in half
>he cant his is made of metal
>fucking Chester
>big titty librarian gonna spank my ass in front of everyone
>before pp ever got hard so do not want
>think think
>Brainblast
>put front flap of dust cover onto page fifty-fuck
>close book
>titty librarian come over
>look at book
>look at me
>mfw
>get my ass spanked in front of the whole class

[Anonymous No.18242718]

>Library getting rid of abacus room for a computer room

Should I start saying my prayers now boys?

[Anonymous No.18243590]

>>18242542
Bro I had the same thing happen while doing a paper on the Navajo. Fucking Skinwalkers waited until I came outside and kicked my shit in before burning all the books I rented and then chanted something about the sanctity of the roundhouse. When I tried to chase them they just turned into crows and flew away.

[Anonymous No.18243725]

>>18231324
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18243736]

>>18233485
Try not being a retarded nigger.

[Anonymous No.18244394]

>>18228941
I'd go to the library more often if the Library Master didn't throw his banana peels in my path. I think he's trying to kill me.

[Anonymous No.18244887]

>>18241428
Try to "make a donation" to the master librarian

[Anonymous No.18246331]

>>18244394
You have to log in to the Library web page and opt out of Mario Kart surprises. It's tough because it's hidden on the page at the bottom in tiny font and if you use Brave browser or Linux the page won't load properly

[Anonymous No.18246868]

>>18239788
Kek

[Anonymous No.18246877]

>>18239992
Are you retarded? Have you not realised this is a joke thread yet.
Go back to r3ddit you faggot

[Anonymous No.18246883]

>>18246877
You're being racist I'm going to have to ask you to whisper or leave

[Anonymous No.18248193]

>>18239123
no its bangs

[Anonymous No.18249468]

>Librarianarian won't let me borrow qt librarian from last time because of my overdue librarian fees.

[Anonymous No.18250019]

>the janitor quit after the fifth seppuku in the Mishima section
>the toilets have been clogged for days now
>hobos keep using them despite the signs saying not to
Books within fifteen feet of the bathrooms are inaccessible without a gas mask but I really don't want to rent a mask from the library just to read DFW.

[Anonymous No.18250756]

>want to read volume one of the book so I can read the entire series
>volume one is in an aisle defended by a black knight
>start instead with volume two and imagine what volume one was about based on that
Even the evilest still have something to fear

[Anonymous No.18251261]

>existentialism section
>Arab is walking past
>sun is in my eyes
>shoot him 6 times in face
>no one seems to notice
>run outside
>sun even brighter
>call from mom
>"why did you kill your own father?"
>"he stole my sunglasses"

[Anonymous No.18251577]

> the library showers are closed because that guy from /vr/ is doing his studies of physically correct lighting again

[Anonymous No.18251619]

>>18231813
Lost, that's the funniest shit I've read all day

[Anonymous No.18252850]

>>18230724
Kek

[Anonymous No.18252860]

>library pseudoscorpion population has been genocided by a confused anon again